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sunnybunny · 02-07-2005, 04:31 PM

in case no one posted this already...click on play and turn on your computer volume.

http://www.geoffellis.com/ebay.html

NotFromHere · 02-07-2005, 04:43 PM

Mich. — A boy drove his mother's car to a video store in the middle of the night, police said - and he's all of 4 years old.

Even though he was unable to reach the accelerator, the boy managed to put the car in gear and the idling engine provided enough power to take him slowly to the store, a quarter-mile from his home, about 1:30 a.m. Friday, Police Chief Doug Heugel said. Finding the store closed, the youngster began a slow trip home. (How was he going to rent a video? On credit?)
Weaving and with its headlights off, the car got the attention of police Sgt. Jay Osga, who initially thought he was following a driverless car that had taken off after being left running at a gas pump.

The car turned into the boy's apartment complex and struck two parked cars, then backed up and struck Osga's police car.

That's when Osga discovered the boy inside.

"He knew how to go from forward to reverse," Osga said Monday. "The mother said she taught him how to drive by letting him sit on her lap and steer."

No charges will be filed against the boy or his mother, Heugel said. Even though they should be.

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) · 02-07-2005, 04:49 PM

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Originally posted by NotFromHere
a quarter-mile from his home

this is the more alarming part of the story--he already feels that's a distance one must drive?

NotFromHere · 02-07-2005, 04:52 PM

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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
this is the more alarming part of the story--he already feels that's a distance one must drive?

Probably because moms does it all the time.

NotFromHere · 02-07-2005, 04:53 PM

Gwinky, as always, is on the cutting edge.

Trendwise, knitting is hotter than a freshly singed potholder. Celebs like Cameron Diaz, Julia Roberts and Sarah Jessica Parker are reportedly slaves to the needles, and one need only Google "knitting blogs" to discover the countless, lengthy yarns people are spinning daily, tracking their wooly endeavors. "Stitch 'N Bitch: The Knitter's Handbook" and "Stitch 'N Bitch Nation," two sassy stitching guides written by Bust Magazine co-founder Debbie Stoller, sit comfortably in Amazon.com's top 500, with no signs of being cast off.

It's official: Knitting is not just for grannies anymore.

mmm3587 · 02-07-2005, 05:02 PM

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Now there is an original thought.

I think that a lot of men think of tanlines, especially particularly defined ones, as kind of grating and unattractive. And don't many women spend a lot of time trying to move the edges of their swimsuits around or tanning without them in appropriate locations in order to avoid tanlines? I don't think that men or women universally think of tanlines as hot.

mmm3587 · 02-07-2005, 05:04 PM

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She didn't have tanlines. that was the point-

Didn't you watch the end when she pulled her bikini top slightly to the side? The point was that Tabasco is so hot, that she was burned under her suit and her the resultant inverted tan and corresponding tanlines. Not from the sun, which left her skin pale (but still hot), but from the intensity of the Tobasco bikini. Duh.

NotFromHere · 02-07-2005, 05:04 PM

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Originally posted by mmm3587
I think that a lot of men think of tanlines, especially particularly defined ones, as kind of grating and unattractive. And don't many women spend a lot of time trying to move the edges of their swimsuits around or tanning without them in appropriate locations in order to avoid tanlines? I don't think that men or women universally think of tanlines as hot.

Shape Shifter · 02-07-2005, 05:05 PM

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Originally posted by NotFromHere

Rajeev Bajaj is not going to Hollywood.

mmm3587 · 02-07-2005, 05:06 PM

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Originally posted by NotFromHere

I'm guessing that this is not a worksafe link, so I hope it's worth it when I see it at home.

NotFromHere · 02-07-2005, 05:09 PM

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Originally posted by mmm3587
I'm guessing that this is not a worksafe link, so I hope it's worth it when I see it at home.

It's not a link, but it's from a page that airbrushes tans.

Greedy,Greedy,Greedy · 02-07-2005, 05:10 PM

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Take it to the cooking board.

mmm3587 · 02-07-2005, 05:10 PM

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Originally posted by NotFromHere
It's not a link, but it's from a page that airbrushes tans.

It is to me since I got sick of pictures of questionable stuff trying to autoload and getting blocked by my firewall.

greatwhitenorthchick · 02-07-2005, 05:15 PM

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Originally posted by mmm3587
Didn't you watch the end when she pulled her bikini top slightly to the side? The point was that Tabasco is so hot, that she was burned under her suit and her the resultant inverted tan and corresponding tanlines. Not from the sun, which left her skin pale (but still hot), but from the intensity of the Tobasco bikini. Duh.

make it stop, please.

Tyrone Slothrop · 02-07-2005, 05:16 PM

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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
this is the more alarming part of the story--he already feels that's a distance one must drive?

The middle of a February night in Michigan? I'd drive a quarter of a mile. Jesus, Burger, are you some kind of radical envirofreak or something?