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02-26-2004, 12:35 PM
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#3616
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Appalaichan Trail
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Advanced Reality for Fugee
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Originally posted by Aloha Mr. Learned Hand
BTW, Hank, where should I have the official Bridgeport Teamster Chicago Tourism Welcoming Committee meet you at??
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Psst... Gwink's writ governing the permissible use of prepositions at the end of a sentence does not extend to the word "at".
(Except in the above sentence, of course.)**
**I know, I know; this isn't a real sentence -- bite me. |
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02-26-2004, 12:38 PM
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#3617
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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Advanced Reality for Fugee
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Trojan makes a smaller sized product for punker markets.
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You have astounding expertise of Trojan's smaller sized products.
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02-26-2004, 12:44 PM
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#3618
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Moderator
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Flower
Posts: 8,434
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Unnecessary insertion
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Indeed, Mr. I-Insert-Unnecessary-Hyphens-Between-Titles-And-Hyphenated-Disparaging-Nicknames.
Mr. I-Am-Inconsistent-With-Respect-To-The-Above.
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oooooh. burn.
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Inside every man lives the seed of a flower.
If he looks within he finds beauty and power.
I am not sorry.
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02-26-2004, 12:46 PM
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#3619
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
Posts: 8,197
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Unnecessary insertion
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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
oooooh. burn.
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It's sexier when Gwinky says it. |
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02-26-2004, 12:49 PM
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#3620
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
Posts: 86,129
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Advanced Reality for Fugee
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
You have astounding expertise of Trojan's smaller sized products.
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when i was a first year Spooky made me do all his shopping |
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02-26-2004, 12:54 PM
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#3621
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
Posts: 18,597
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Advanced Reality for Fugee
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Trojan makes a smaller sized product for punker markets.
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Repeating this doesn't make it funny. But I will concede that you invented it. The real question is, did you invent unfunny?
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02-26-2004, 01:04 PM
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#3622
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Moderator
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Flower
Posts: 8,434
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Unnecessary insertion
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
It's sexier when Gwinky says it.
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You wouldn't know sexy if they hit it in the face. -Ms.-Kiss-Up-To-Gwinky-While-Simultaneously-Trying-To-Be-A-Man-Pleaser.
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Inside every man lives the seed of a flower.
If he looks within he finds beauty and power.
I am not sorry.
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02-26-2004, 01:05 PM
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#3623
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prodigal poster
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: gate 27
Posts: 2,710
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Advanced Reality for Fugee
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Repeating this doesn't make it funny. But I will concede that you invented it. The real question is, did you invent unfunny?
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Invent it? No.
Perfect it? Yes.
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My enemies curse my name, but rave about my ass.
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02-26-2004, 01:06 PM
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#3624
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Theo rests his case
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: who's askin?
Posts: 1,632
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Advanced Reality for Fugee
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Originally posted by Aloha Mr. Learned Hand
I beg to differ. You must be referring to some imported model for guests or recent immigrants to our fair city...
BTW, Hank, where should I have the official Bridgeport Teamster Chicago Tourism Welcoming Committee meet you at??
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Not to defend mr handsome, but I think the last time one of those wimps visited Hank's part of America and said something that vaguely sounded like a threat... well, he's really buried underneath the NJ turnpike, right?
The Laborers might be a better welcoming committee.
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Man, back in the day, you used to love getting flushed, you'd be all like 'Flush me J! Flush me!' And I'd be like 'Nawww'
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02-26-2004, 01:13 PM
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#3625
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Rageaholic
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: On the margins.
Posts: 3,507
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Advanced Reality for Fugee
Quote:
Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
when i was a first year Spooky made me do all his shopping
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I call bullshit. It's well known that your mother prefers to be ridden "bareback".
(The bitch did provide free rent and groceries, though. And drugs -- plenty of drugs. God knows I needed them then.)
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Some people say I need anger management. I say fuck them.
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02-26-2004, 01:13 PM
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#3626
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
Posts: 8,197
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Unnecessary insertion
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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
You wouldn't know sexy if they hit it in the face. -Ms.-Kiss-Up-To-Gwinky-While-Simultaneously-Trying-To-Be-A-Man-Pleaser.
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This made me cry. |
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02-26-2004, 01:14 PM
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#3627
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Monty Capuletti's gazebo
Posts: 26,203
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Change in Speak
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Not again. Not the weekly "my range is better than your range" thread.
Americans are fat. Atkins will kill you.
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What's the consensus on eggs being bad for you. I've been on a modified Atkins (its cheaper than getting my suits altered each winter) for about two months and I've lost a pile of weight, but I'm eating eggs every third morning, and the goddamned deli where I get them doesn't do egg whites or Egg Beaters, so I'm eating yolks. Is the jury still out on whether egg yolks are bad for you?
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All is for the best in the best of all possible worlds.
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02-26-2004, 01:15 PM
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#3628
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,743
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Unnecessary insertion
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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
You wouldn't know sexy if they hit it in the face. -Ms.-Kiss-Up-To-Gwinky-While-Simultaneously-Trying-To-Be-A-Man-Pleaser.
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Alright. Alright. I edited it. For Fred's sake.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
Last edited by Did you just call me Coltrane?; 02-26-2004 at 01:21 PM..
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02-26-2004, 01:17 PM
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#3629
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Moderasaurus Rex
Join Date: May 2004
Posts: 33,050
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Unnecessary insertion
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
This made me cry.
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Tears of joy or tears of rage? Or both at the same time?
Further to my post yesterday about threesomes, permanent-style, does anyone know people who are in enduring three-way relationships? The sister of a friend was in one for a couple of years, but -- speaking of making me cry -- I never got to learn much about it. I would think the interpersonal dynamics would be all screwy.
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“It was fortunate that so few men acted according to moral principle, because it was so easy to get principles wrong, and a determined person acting on mistaken principles could really do some damage." - Larissa MacFarquhar
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02-26-2004, 01:20 PM
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#3630
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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Unnecessary insertion
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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
You wouldn't know sexy if they hit it in the face.
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Nor, apparently, would you.
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