A frolic in Cambodia

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by Gattigap
Look, they lost the magical hat, and the original melted.

So do you want a concrete snowman, or do you think the crowds will come visit a bucket of fucking water?

Have you ever been to Minnesota? They don't need no fucking magical hats. They just...Hey! Where the fuck are you going? I was talking to...<Why does that always happen to me?>

TM

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Oh, please. The cork is fast becoming a relic in world of wine bottle stoppage. As has been discussed here previously, with the advent of plastic-coated "corks" and screw tops on non-fortified wines, having some uber-precious corkscrew lying about (or even worse, mounted to your counter), is simply a way of advertising your obsolescence. You might as well have "Pisco Sours and other Trendy Cocktails" sitting on a bookshelf near your liquor cabinet.

Unless, of course, you are going for some sort of retro angle . . .

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
I was prepared to be all amazed by a huge snowman, but it's just concrete in the SHAPE of a snowman. What a gyp. I want my money back.

I do like the trapdoor in the ass, though.

Well how else is he going to shit?

Imagine if you will, Fringey, giant snowman shits.
Imagine if he eats corn.
Or burritos for lunch.
A giant gasseous snowman fart.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
Well how else is he going to shit?

Imagine if you will, Fringey, giant snowman shits.
Imagine if he eats corn.
Or burritos for lunch.
A giant gasseous snowman fart.

That poem is worse than your songs.

I'm out. Night, all.

[Oliver_Wendell_Ramone]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
Well how else is he going to shit?

Imagine if you will, Fringey, giant snowman shits.
Imagine if he eats corn.
Or burritos for lunch.
A giant gasseous snowman fart.

Fuck. That might be the single worst post you've ever thrown out here. And for you, that's saying something. I know it's not Friday yet, but jesus christ. You're not planning to move back to the NW any time soon, are you?

[Oliver_Wendell_Ramone]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
That poem is worse than your songs.

I'm out. Night, all.

You inspired it. I blame you. Goddam muse to the fucktards.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
You inspired it. I blame you. Goddam muse to the fucktards.

Shifter, does this post seem a little haughty to you?

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Shifter, does this post seem a little haughty to you?

I'm not sure what haughty means, but if I get the next 5k, this board will be called the "Goddam muse to the fucktards."

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski

Often, after dinner parties at his home, it is said that Picasso would have Guernica wheeled out for his guests to admire. At one such party, Picasso was entertaining, among others, a famous artist of the dadaist school. The dadaist, while recognizing the greatness in the impressive work, nonetheless challenged Picasso on his oeuvre in general. "Pablo," he said, "you are a great artist, of this we can be certain. But, so often when I see your work, it evokes in me thoughts and images of other of your works. Indeed, many of your works appear to be nothing more than slight variations on other of your works. By creating art out of the found object, the random, the obscure, I deliberately have avoided being pigeonholed with a defined 'style.'" For example, this artist had a series of works devoted to recaps of common vaudeville-type theatre shows he had found in an obscure journal, the pages of which he removed from the binding and had framed as "art." Picasso, while a fan of the dadaist's work, let forth a resigned sigh and stated, "If you study the subtly-nuanced variations from one work to another, you will see that they do not constrain, but rather liberate."

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Just like in the Gallery of Huge Beings. I am fond of Bikini Woman. I hope she isn't a heightist fuck.

Ah yes, the Uniroyal Tire gal . She's the girlfriend of the Muffler Man. Watch out for him-- he's usually got an ax.

(Spree: large fiberglass people)

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Often, after dinner parties at his home, it is said that Picasso would have Guernica wheeled out for his guests to admire. At one such party, Picasso was entertaining, among others, a famous artist of the dadaist school. The dadaist, while recognizing the greatness in the impressive work, nonetheless challenged Picasso on his oeuvre in general. "Pablo," he said, "you are a great artist, of this we can be certain. But, so often when I see your work, it evokes in me thoughts and images of other of your works. Indeed, many of your works appear to be nothing more than slight variations on other of your works. By creating art out of the found object, the random, the obscure, I deliberately have avoided being pigeonholed with a defined 'style.'" For example, this artist had a series of works devoted to recaps of common vaudeville-type theatre shows he had found in an obscure journal, the pages of which he removed from the binding and had framed as "art." Picasso, while a fan of the dadaist's work, let forth a resigned sigh and stated, "If you study the subtly-nuanced variations from one work to another, you will see that they do not constrain, but rather liberate."

I'm thinking about taking a series of photographs of garbage with a disposable camera.

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
Fuck. That might be the single worst post you've ever thrown out here. And for you, that's saying something. I know it's not Friday yet, but jesus christ. You're not planning to move back to the NW any time soon, are you?

My bad. I'm tired. I worked all weekend. I didn't even get to watch any movies - except for fucking Species III. I blame fringey. She asked and I hardly ever say no to her. Again, my bad.
But hey, did you hear that the Huskies are making an offer to Willingham?

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Often, after dinner parties at his home, it is said that Picasso would have Guernica wheeled out for his guests to admire. At one such party, Picasso was entertaining, among others, a famous artist of the dadaist school. The dadaist, while recognizing the greatness in the impressive work, nonetheless challenged Picasso on his oeuvre in general. "Pablo," he said, "you are a great artist, of this we can be certain. But, so often when I see your work, it evokes in me thoughts and images of other of your works. Indeed, many of your works appear to be nothing more than slight variations on other of your works. By creating art out of the found object, the random, the obscure, I deliberately have avoided being pigeonholed with a defined 'style.'" For example, this artist had a series of works devoted to recaps of common vaudeville-type theatre shows he had found in an obscure journal, the pages of which he removed from the binding and had framed as "art." Picasso, while a fan of the dadaist's work, let forth a resigned sigh and stated, "If you study the subtly-nuanced variations from one work to another, you will see that they do not constrain, but rather liberate."

If I were your Buddhist sensei I'd say this post was you attaining enlightenment. Surely you now see the folly of your "repeat post" rants.

[Oliver_Wendell_Ramone]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
But hey, did you hear that the Huskies are making an offer to Willingham?

Not forgiving the last post, but...

I think that might actually be a pretty good fit (to my dismay, as a Duck fan). I like Willingham; he'd make it harder to hate the dawgs. Not that hard, but still.

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
Not forgiving the last post, but...

I think that might actually be a pretty good fit (to my dismay, as a Duck fan). I like Willingham; he'd make it harder to hate the dawgs. Not that hard, but still.

I hear Neuheisel's still available. Or is he? There was a rumor about NY, but I don't think he got hired yet. And then there's always Dennis Erickson. He made a name for the Beavers, the lowly Beavers and that's saying something. Not saying what he did for the Niners, but I'm happy about that.