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08-25-2006, 12:31 PM
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#3676
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No Rank For You!
Join Date: Aug 2006
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Deadwood parody
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Originally posted by ChipsLaw
I've been lurking this site for some time now always amused by its entertainment value. I feel compelled to come out of my shell to defend the lovely patentparanyc! TM's physical assessment of her was a bit harsh to say the least. It is only one man's opinion!
I've met her in person and found her to be very attractive with this incredibly sexy voice!! She's a study in contrast with her exotic Asian looks and American upbringing. Her intelligence & wit are engaging, never a dull moment in conversation.
You readers should at least get another man's view before you presume who is right or wrong, or choose sides.
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08-25-2006, 12:32 PM
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#3677
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Flaired.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out with Lumbergh.
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Etiquette at the Gym
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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
So I am at the gym this morning and running on a treadmill. It is not the treadmill that I usually use, but there was no one else on any of the treadmills, I came up some different stairs, and hell, all the treadmills are the same.
I put in all my stats, get the program started, fire up the iPod, and start my run.
After about 15 minutes, a guy comes and stands right in front of my treadmill. I do not know him. After a couple of seconds of him looking at me, I reach up and take the earbuds out of my ears. And he says "That's my usual treadmill."
"Oh," I say. I look down at the display and say "I'll be finished in about 15 minutes."
He repeats that it is his usual treadmill. I look around, note at least a dozen unused treadmill, and shrug my shoulders. I then replace my earbuds.
Did this asshole really think I was going to just stop in the middle of my workout so that he could have "his usual treadmill"?
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He was clearly hitting on you. You no longer recognize this if there is no straw involved? |
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08-25-2006, 12:32 PM
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#3678
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: In a teeny, tiny, little office
Posts: 14,167
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Car Board
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
I thought you might be responding to one of the cover items of September Cosmo -- "'I punched a hole in his thigh with my stiletto!' ....
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I've heard of that. It'll cost you 40 dollars in New Orleans.
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08-25-2006, 12:33 PM
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#3679
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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Car Board
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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
You're insane.
I wear stiletto heels as often as I can. I've been told they make me look bootylicious.
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I'm sure you* would look bootylicious in a burlap sack and jellies (or whatever those icky things are called) from the drugstore.
*insert "think you" here, ppnyc-in-training girl. |
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08-25-2006, 12:33 PM
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#3680
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: In a teeny, tiny, little office
Posts: 14,167
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Etiquette at the Gym
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
He was clearly hitting on you. You no longer recognize this if there is no straw involved?
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How was his hair?
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Send in the evil clowns.
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08-25-2006, 12:35 PM
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#3681
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Registered User
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: on an elliptical
Posts: 5,364
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Etiquette at the Gym
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Originally posted by taxwonk
How was his hair?
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Did he wear cuff links with his gym attire? |
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08-25-2006, 12:38 PM
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#3682
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Registered User
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: on an elliptical
Posts: 5,364
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Deadwood parody
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Originally posted by ChipsLaw
I've been lurking this site for some time now always amused by its entertainment value. I feel compelled to come out of my shell to defend the lovely patentparanyc! TM's physical assessment of her was a bit harsh to say the least. It is only one man's opinion!
I've met her in person and found her to be very attractive with this incredibly sexy voice!! She's a study in contrast with her exotic Asian looks and American upbringing. Her intelligence & wit are engaging, never a dull moment in conversation.
You readers should at least get another man's view before you presume who is right or wrong, or choose sides.
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Hi Chipy!
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08-25-2006, 12:39 PM
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#3683
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
Posts: 86,129
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Deadwood parody
Quote:
Originally posted by ChipsLaw
I've been lurking this site for some time now always amused by its entertainment value. I feel compelled to come out of my shell to defend the lovely patentparanyc! TM's physical assessment of her was a bit harsh to say the least. It is only one man's opinion!
I've met her in person and found her to be very attractive with this incredibly sexy voice!! She's a study in contrast with her exotic Asian looks and American upbringing. Her intelligence & wit are engaging, never a dull moment in conversation.
You readers should at least get another man's view before you presume who is right or wrong, or choose sides.
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Welcome newber! In the summer, Flower gets his man-pedicure done each Friday morning to be ready for the weekend. Anyways, he won't be in until noon CST. He'll have some advice and official words of greeting.
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I will not suffer a fool- but I do seem to read a lot of their posts
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08-25-2006, 12:40 PM
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#3684
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
Posts: 14,276
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Etiquette at the Gym
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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
So I am at the gym this morning and running on a treadmill. It is not the treadmill that I usually use, but there was no one else on any of the treadmills, I came up some different stairs, and hell, all the treadmills are the same.
I put in all my stats, get the program started, fire up the iPod, and start my run.
After about 15 minutes, a guy comes and stands right in front of my treadmill. I do not know him. After a couple of seconds of him looking at me, I reach up and take the earbuds out of my ears. And he says "That's my usual treadmill."
"Oh," I say. I look down at the display and say "I'll be finished in about 15 minutes."
He repeats that it is his usual treadmill. I look around, note at least a dozen unused treadmill, and shrug my shoulders. I then replace my earbuds.
Did this asshole really think I was going to just stop in the middle of my workout so that he could have "his usual treadmill"?
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I think that it was nice of you to tell him how much time you had left. There's a new nicer treadmill at my gym that everyone wants to use because, well, it's new and nicer. My gym is pretty small, so everyone who works out around the same time knows each other, at least by sight. We all let each other know how much longer we'll be on it. If it's more than fifteen minutes or so, we'll hop on one of the other treadmills. Less than that, we'll do crunches or something until the person is finished.
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08-25-2006, 12:41 PM
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#3685
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Registered User
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: on an elliptical
Posts: 5,364
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Deadwood parody
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Welcome newber! In the summer, Flower gets his man-pedicure done each Friday morning to be ready for the weekend. Anyways, he won't be in until noon CST. He'll have some advice and official words of greeting.
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I thought it was Penkse that was the official greeter?
AoN nice sig line. I'm flattered, truly Hankie. |
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08-25-2006, 12:43 PM
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#3686
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Registered User
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: on an elliptical
Posts: 5,364
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Etiquette at the Gym
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I think that it was nice of you to tell him how much time you had left. There's a new nicer treadmill at my gym that everyone wants to use because, well, it's new and nicer. My gym is pretty small, so everyone who works out around the same time knows each other, at least by sight. We all let each other know how much longer we'll be on it. If it's more than fifteen minutes or so, we'll hop on one of the other treadmills. Less than that, we'll do crunches or something until the person is finished.
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In Boston and NY they had sign up sheets? Is this not done elsewhere? Fitcorp used to jam all the time as did NYSC and NYHRC for that matter. Have no idea what equinox and SCLA do |
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08-25-2006, 12:43 PM
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#3687
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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Deadwood parody
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Originally posted by patentparanyc
I thought it was Penkse that was the official greeter?
AoN nice sig line. I'm flattered, truly Hankie.
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He's a faithless bastard. |
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08-25-2006, 12:45 PM
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#3688
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Registered User
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: on an elliptical
Posts: 5,364
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Deadwood parody
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
He's a faithless bastard.
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Naw man, friend of fringey lasted *much* longer. |
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08-25-2006, 12:45 PM
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#3689
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Consigliere
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pelosi Land!
Posts: 9,477
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Calvin and Hobbes
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bold_n_brazen
Me. Me. Me!!!!!!
Thank you. I'm off to use the lawtalkers link.
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But shelving supports.
Between the sheer weight of that collection and the Far Side one, my glass bookshelf is about to explode. |
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08-25-2006, 12:46 PM
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#3690
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[intentionally omitted]
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
Posts: 18,597
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Deadwood parody
Quote:
Originally posted by ChipsLaw
I've been lurking this site for some time now always amused by its entertainment value. I feel compelled to come out of my shell to defend the lovely patentparanyc! TM's physical assessment of her was a bit harsh to say the least. It is only one man's opinion!
I've met her in person and found her to be very attractive with this incredibly sexy voice!! She's a study in contrast with her exotic Asian looks and American upbringing. Her intelligence & wit are engaging, never a dull moment in conversation.
You readers should at least get another man's view before you presume who is right or wrong, or choose sides.
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Well, I don't know about the rest of you, but that settles it for me.
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