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02-08-2005, 11:49 AM
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#3691
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Random Syndicate (admin)
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Another installment
in the occassional series "Lessons learned by RT so you don't have to."
In this episode, we remind everyone who works out in the morning directly before going to work to remember to grab underwear and (more importantly if you're RT) a bra before heading to the gym.
This sucks.
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02-08-2005, 11:58 AM
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#3692
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Another installment
Quote:
Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
in the occassional series "Lessons learned by RT so you don't have to."
In this episode, we remind everyone who works out in the morning directly before going to work to remember to grab underwear and (more importantly if you're RT) a bra before heading to the gym.
This sucks.
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Work underwear/bra or gym underwear/bra? I suppose you really can't go sans underwear at the gym can you (if you wear shorts)? Especially w/some of the machines you girls use.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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02-08-2005, 12:02 PM
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#3693
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Steaming Hot
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Another installment
Quote:
Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
in the occassional series "Lessons learned by RT so you don't have to."
In this episode, we remind everyone who works out in the morning directly before going to work to remember to grab underwear and (more importantly if you're RT) a bra before heading to the gym.
This sucks.
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You're about two weeks too late. I learned that lesson, although thankfully I had an oversized sweater in my office.
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02-08-2005, 12:18 PM
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#3694
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Random Syndicate (admin)
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Another installment
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Work underwear/bra or gym underwear/bra? I suppose you really can't go sans underwear at the gym can you (if you wear shorts)? Especially w/some of the machines you girls use.
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Work underwear/bra. I left the house wearing the gym underwear/bra.
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
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02-08-2005, 12:19 PM
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#3695
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Moderator
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Football geekdom
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Originally posted by mmm3587
I think that a lot of men think of tanlines, especially particularly defined ones, as kind of grating and unattractive. And don't many women spend a lot of time trying to move the edges of their swimsuits around or tanning without them in appropriate locations in order to avoid tanlines? I don't think that men or women universally think of tanlines as hot.
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So you prefer fake baked betties?
Tan lines? Who the fuck cares? Maybe, maybe they could be relevant if you've a habit of fuking under huge flourescent lights.
Damnit, why did I just answer this? I scrolled through tons of posts and wound up answering this piece of shit? I want my two minutes back. Damn you...
PS: I must have a brain tumor. I just spelled fuck wrong.
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02-08-2005, 12:19 PM
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#3696
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Registered User
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Another installment
Quote:
Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Work underwear/bra. I left the house wearing the gym underwear/bra.
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I'd turn up the heat in your office.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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02-08-2005, 12:22 PM
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#3697
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Another installment
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I'd turn up the heat in your office.
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Dude, she's wearing a job bra. If her nipples can poke through one of those, she belongs in the circus.
And I'm getting on a plane to meet her.
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All is for the best in the best of all possible worlds.
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02-08-2005, 12:24 PM
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I am beyond a rank!
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Another installment
Quote:
Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Dude, she's wearing a job bra. If her nipples can poke through one of those, she belongs in the circus.
And I'm getting on a plane to meet her.
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Interesting that you can't spell fuck and appear to also not be able to spell jog. Did someone go out last night?
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02-08-2005, 12:27 PM
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#3699
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Another installment
Quote:
Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Dude, she's wearing a job bra. If her nipples can poke through one of those, she belongs in the circus.
And I'm getting on a plane to meet her.
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You think she's wearing the bra she worked out in? I could be wrong, but I imagine those things get fairly sweaty. Boobie sweat and all.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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02-08-2005, 12:29 PM
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#3700
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Random Syndicate (admin)
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Another installment
Quote:
Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
You think she's wearing the bra she worked out in? I could be wrong, but I imagine those things get fairly sweaty. Boobie sweat and all.
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You are correct. I am wearing two sweaters and will be, er, running home for lunch.
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
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02-08-2005, 12:35 PM
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#3701
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
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if Taxwonk and Thurgreed had both gone to the SF thing....
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
In your's the black guy is the butt of the joke. That is you post because of the T reference.
He was only mentioned in mine because there was a black guy in the shot with the image that was the butt of my joke. If the fat guy was in a photo with an overweight woman, or a crazt woman or whatever, I would have posted it and used some other name. I think my T. use is different in that regard.
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So your argument is basically that it's bad to stereotype and insult black people based purely on physical characteristics, but that it's ok to stereotype and insult fat people based purely on physical characteristics, right?
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02-08-2005, 12:38 PM
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#3702
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I am beyond a rank!
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if Taxwonk and Thurgreed had both gone to the SF thing....
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Originally posted by taxwonk
So your argument is basically that it's bad to stereotype and insult black people based purely on physical characteristics, but that it's ok to stereotype and insult fat people based purely on physical characteristics, right?
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No, it is okay to stereotype and insult fat people who have no self-control based purely on physical characteristics. We all know that there is no reason other than a lack of willpower why someone might be fat. Is your breakfast hoagie blocking your view of the screen or something?
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02-08-2005, 12:41 PM
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#3703
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if Taxwonk and Thurgreed had both gone to the SF thing....
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Originally posted by lookingformarket
We all know that there is no reason other than a lack of willpower why someone might be fat. ?
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Oh, my. It's been a while.
Carry on, fattist fucks.
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02-08-2005, 12:51 PM
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#3704
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Moderator
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Another installment
Quote:
Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
You are correct. I am wearing two sweaters and will be, er, running home for lunch.
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Let them free. What's the big deal? Its a damn good look if you can swing it.
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02-08-2005, 12:51 PM
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#3705
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
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if Taxwonk and Thurgreed had both gone to the SF thing....
Quote:
Originally posted by lookingformarket
No, it is okay to stereotype and insult fat people who have no self-control based purely on physical characteristics. We all know that there is no reason other than a lack of willpower why someone might be fat. Is your breakfast hoagie blocking your view of the screen or something?
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Don't be such an asshole. I have the self-control to finish the breakfast hoagie before trying to type. Otherwise the keyboard gets too slippery.
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