A frolic in Cambodia

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
ACK! WHY? WHAT'S WRONG WITH THAT?
jeesus you people are killing me.
eta, I also eat the nuts at the bar. Is that the same thing?

Do you eat the nuts under the bar?

I'm sure the nuts at the bar appreciate it.

You like salty nuts?

TM

[Anne Elk]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I'm the CEO of Fidget Co.

Can I have my money?

[Oliver_Wendell_Ramone]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
Thanks. YOu have ruined ice for me forever. Why would anyone do this? Please tell me this only happens at the Holiday Inn and not at the Hilton.

It was at a nice hotel. But it was also a Vegas strip hotel, which probably increases the odds of ice-machine pissing.

Holiday Inn ice machines get different treatment. A friend puked in one during a wedding reception.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
ACK! WHY? WHAT'S WRONG WITH THAT?
jeesus you people are killing me.
eta, I also eat the nuts at the bar. Is that the same thing?

Yes, the nuts and the mints have the same issue -- which relates to the fact that not all people practice good hygiene.

[Nut Case, Sensitive]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
ACK! WHY? WHAT'S WRONG WITH THAT?
jeesus you people are killing me.
eta, I also eat the nuts at the bar. Is that the same thing?

NUTS! NUTS!

I'll take 'em! I'll take 'em! Don't you eat the nuts!

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
I will not be deterred. I will persevere regardless, but if you have (1) a VCR, (2) a DVD burner, (3) a bunch of cables, and (4) a post office in the vicinity, you could facilitate the process.

Well, for about the same cost (in dollars and time), you could probably come down and watch on my VCR. Then we could practice what we've learned. We could probably fund the whole endeavor if we charged admission to the rest of the FB too.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Yes, the nuts and the mints have the same issue relating to the fact that not all people practice good hygiene.

Oh good god. That's what our immune systems are for. How many times a day do you wash your hands? Like 50? Because one of the cleaning people might have propped his/her shoes on your desk, you KNOW there's weird stuff on shoes, you touch your desk, and do you wash your hands before eating anything? Do you use little wipes on your hands at cocktail parties between touching ANYTHING and eating the yummy little cheese puffs that are being passed around?

I'm developing a whole new mental picture of you.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Oh good god. That's what our immune systems are for. How many times a day do you wash your hands? Like 50? Because one of the cleaning people might have propped his/her shoes on your desk, you KNOW there's weird stuff on shoes, you touch your desk, and do you wash your hands before eating anything? Do you use little wipes on your hands at cocktail parties between touching ANYTHING and eating the yummy little cheese puffs that are being passed around?

I'm developing a whole new mental picture of you.

When did you start taking everything literally?

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Oh good god. That's what our immune systems are for. How many times a day do you wash your hands? Like 50? Because one of the cleaning people might have propped his/her shoes on your desk, you KNOW there's weird stuff on shoes, you touch your desk, and do you wash your hands before eating anything? Do you use little wipes on your hands at cocktail parties between touching ANYTHING and eating the yummy little cheese puffs that are being passed around?

2!!

Sometimes you eat dirt. Sometimes you eat spiders when you sleep. And sometimes you eat small amounts of feces. It's everywhere.

Deal with it.

Col (said with a shit-eating grin) trane.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
When did you start taking everything literally?

At gang-rape, but just steps before desk-shitting.

TM

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
I will not be deterred. I will persevere regardless, but if you have (1) a VCR, (2) a DVD burner, (3) a bunch of cables, and (4) a post office in the vicinity, you could facilitate the process.

I have all these things. And I am willing to facilitate.

[dtb]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Turd. Poo. "Pen."

You are just too adorable for words!

I'm so glad we made up. (I'm all verklempt.)

Smooch.

[dtb]

Originally posted by The Dryer Thread
Please say it was set to cold/cold? Nothing says upset dryer stomach like hot shit.

This reminds me: one time my dog ate her own feces (wait -- it gets better!!).

I later remarked to my husband that the dog had a shit-eating grin.

(Although it looks like I should include a "ba-dum-bump" here -- I can't, because this actually happened.)

[dtb]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
For sex? Hell no. What a waste that would be.

Although I would like to note that I know exactly what kind of chick(s, plural) this guy would spend his money on:



TM

Although I don't know what/who that dude is, I do appreciate the (SSSS, plural) reference.

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Do you eat the nuts under the bar?

I'm sure the nuts at the bar appreciate it.

You like salty nuts?

TM

Somehow, I knew this was coming. I didn't figure that it would be from you.
That said, aren't all nuts salty?

eta that my best friend in college would always crack up at the sight of Hot Nuts at a bar. Always.

etaa - I mean a sign at a bar on a thing that warms nuts. Sorry, this just isn't going to get any better is it?