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ABBAKiss · 01-19-2005, 04:35 PM

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Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Stop driving drunk

I generally speaking exercise horrible judgment but I do NOT drive drunk. Drinking and driving is a no-no.

Shape Shifter · 01-19-2005, 04:36 PM

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Originally posted by str8outavannuys
It's bizarre that several people here thought I was getting separated, just because I mentioned fantasizing about GWNC and Abba. No, no, no, my marriage is strong, in fact I'm going to have to start monitoring the LWK board soon.

Ta-daaa.

stratu.

I had tomato basil for lunch. She says hi.

Did you just call me Coltrane? · 01-19-2005, 04:37 PM

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
It's a wonder you ever get laid!

Anyone else reminded of Raw (or Delirious?)?

That's not iiiit. That's not iiit...

ANYONE GOT A SHOEHORN!

I bet ABBA could park her car b/w Vince Neil's wife's TITS.

Not Bob · 01-19-2005, 04:37 PM

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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Why? Did str8's wife go to Yale?

No, but I did.

Lux et veritas.

eta: Beaten by a lizard. Just like slave, so to speak. (hey, maybe I'm still in the running for the BPOD!)

Replaced_Texan · 01-19-2005, 04:39 PM

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
My husband's french is not so hot, and a couple of times I caught him speaking english with a french accent (a la pepe le pew) when we went to France & Quebec. I laughed and laughed at him (Oh, how I laughed).

Maybe I should not have laughed so much.
Food for thought.

I speak Spanish with an Italian or French accent when in Italy or France. It doesn't work.

01-19-2005, 04:41 PM

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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
I generally speaking exercise horrible judgment but I do NOT drive drunk. Drinking and driving is a no-no.

So if you're driving somewhere where drinks will be served, do you just not have any booze at all, or limit yourself to a certain number of drinks, wait x number of hours & drink coffee before getting behind the wheel?

If you always take a taxi when you know you'll be having a few, fair enough. This is not such a big issue in NYC, but let me tell you that having to drive out to Long Island for some family function or other, with no prospect of any kind of libation whatsoever, is a grim prospect.

Did you just call me Coltrane? · 01-19-2005, 04:43 PM

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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
I am a fantastic passenger, however, and I am very hospitable to those who give me rides home, if you know what I mean.

Oddly enough, I've never received road head.

I've had sex while driving. I've diddled a passenger while driving. But no RH. *Sigh*

ABBAKiss · 01-19-2005, 04:44 PM

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I bet ABBA could park her car b/w Vince Neil's wife's TITS.

I could probably do this. Her huge fake TITS would act like bumpers for children's bowling leagues and guide me right to the sweet spot.

barely_legal · 01-19-2005, 04:48 PM

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
I think that half the board collaborated on the spoil and I did not contribute to who lost but I apologize for the detour thing and any other spoilage I might have contributed. That said, the schmoopage has been going on a long time now as have the rages and their ugliness and blandness.

I didn't mean to pick on you -- yours was just the last post I read about TAR before posting.

I will still watch the show anyway, but it really isn't any fun watching when you know who's going. That's why I dont' read spoiler boards anymore for shows like Survivor, b/c I discovered that even a crappy season is more interesting when I don't know ahead of time what is going to happen.

Oh, and Project Runway is my favorite new show. Gays, models, clothes and hot tailors with cornrows. Austin is the gayest gay who ever gayed and I love him in all his ruffled gayness.

ABBAKiss · 01-19-2005, 04:50 PM

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Originally posted by ironweed
So if you're driving somewhere where drinks will be served, do you just not have any booze at all, or limit yourself to a certain number of drinks, wait x number of hours & drink coffee before getting behind the wheel?

If you always take a taxi when you know you'll be having a few, fair enough. This is not such a big issue in NYC, but let me tell you that having to drive out to Long Island for some family function or other, with no prospect of any kind of libation whatsoever, is a grim prospect.

When I was married and going out with Mr. Kiss, he always drove (largely because I truly am a scary driver -- clean record, and only a few long ago accidents, but I do not drive well with others and get lost ALL THE TIME, even in places I go every day). I very rarely drove when we were both sober either. Very few people have the nerve to be passengers in a vehicle driven by me.

I live an $8 cab ride or $1.75 bus ride from where I work (and I heart public transportation) so after happy hours I either take the bus, cab it or have someone else drive me home, which generally speaking someone offers to do.

I rarely if ever drive, period, and certainly do not drive if I know I have or will be drinking. I go out a lot, but I rarely go out a far distance from where I live unless I know I will be staying over. I have been pulled over sober quite a few times and I have always, except for once, talked my way out of it. I do not want to be pulled over drunk.

robustpuppy · 01-19-2005, 04:50 PM

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Oddly enough, I've never received road head.

I've had sex while driving. I've diddled a passenger while driving. But no RH. *Sigh*

Why the sigh? It's not like a threesome. Why can't you get road head now?

Did you just call me Coltrane? · 01-19-2005, 04:51 PM

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Why can't you get road head now?

This is a question I often ask.

spookyfish · 01-19-2005, 04:53 PM

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Originally posted by barely_legal
I love him in all his ruffled gayness.

I just wanted to see this again.

robustpuppy · 01-19-2005, 04:53 PM

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
This is a question I often ask.

I see. She won't let you drive.

01-19-2005, 04:55 PM

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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
When I was married and going out with Mr. Kiss, he always drove (largely because I truly am a scary driver -- clean record, and only a few long ago accidents, but I do not drive well with others and get lost ALL THE TIME, even in places I go every day). I very rarely drove when we were both sober either. Very few people have the nerve to be passengers in a vehicle driven by me.

I live an $8 cab ride or $1.75 bus ride from where I work (and I heart public transportation) so after happy hours I either take the bus, cab it or have someone else drive me home, which generally speaking someone offers to do.

I rarely if ever drive, period, and certainly do not drive if I know I have or will be drinking. I go out a lot, but I rarely go out a far distance from where I live unless I know I will be staying over. I have been pulled over sober quite a few times and I have always, except for once, talked my way out of it. I do not want to be pulled over drunk.

I get it. You're just an all around Menace II Society.