Fashionistas you have arrived 3-25-03 - 10-3-03

[JustForFun]

Originally posted by dtb
Really? You've heard women (plural), say they were disappointed that they didn't hear comments from strangers on their walk from point A to point B? I'm not saying you're lying, but that is so far out of my realm of comprehension as to leave me dumbfounded. No doubt such women exist, I've just never met one.

Scroll back to my post with the links and click on them and you can meet one.

[dtb]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield

For cats who never agree on shit, we've had some similar experiences.

The last thing I needed was to wake up in an alleyway with a chloroform hangover and a KY Jelly slick on my ass.

S(maybe its because of my lipstick and eyliner)D

:rofl:

OK, that's enough. This is the second time in two weeks you've had me either laughing or nodding in agreement instead of shaking my head in dismay.

I may have to change my opinion about you. (not really mad)

Originally posted by JustForFun Yes, estrogen does inflate them, but at what price?

Well I get a kid out of the deal, so I think it's fair.

Originally posted by JustForFun Why do full breasts make you feel proud?

Why wouldn't they? [Edited to add that proud is not exactly the word I should use - entertained is more appropriate - same goes for Mr. Lex I may add.]

-T(you are one strange dude)L

[JustForFun]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Here's one fact of life that's inescapable. No matter how polite or profeesional the gentlemen around you, if your "high beams" are on, we can't help but looking at your tits.

That isn't a guy thing, it is a people thing. Heterosexual women can't help but looking at another women's breasts when they have erect nipples protruding from their shirts. That is why you wear thicker bras at work. Then if it gets chilly, no one knows you are cold.

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I was talking to a friend of mine at a pool a few weeks back and a brisk breeze came by. I had to excuse myself. Shit, my wife walks in front of me braless in a t-shirt and I completely lose my train of thought.

You should see a doctor. At your age, that can't be normal.

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Seeing chicks in the office with beams is simply too much. The worst is having one start talking to you seriously and realizing that she has no idea those things are on full blast. How in the hell can't chicks realize that?

Because we are paying more attention to the subject matter we are talking about and on the fact that we are cold.

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
If you want to ensure you won't get leered at this summer during high air conditioning season, the first step is to get a high beam proof bra.

That might help to cut it down a bit, but, trust me, it won't eliminate it.

[dtb]

Originally posted by JustForFun
Scroll back to my post with the links and click on them and you can meet one.

Like I said, I was speaking for myself, and for the women of my acquaintance. I have never met such a woman personally (and I wouldn't count reading about someone as "meeting" her.)

No doubt such women exist, I just don't know any.

[JustForFun]

In response to my question why do full breasts make you feel proud?

TexLex sez
Why wouldn't they?

Whoosh! That being the sound made when the point flys right by TL.

Although, if I hadn't read the last 45 posts between paigow and seb, I might have missed it, too.

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by JustForFun
That isn't a guy thing, it is a people thing. Heterosexual women can't help but looking at another women's breasts when they have erect nipples protruding from their shirts. That is why you wear thicker bras at work. Then if it gets chilly, no one knows you are cold.

A few years ago, my sister was sent to an event to raise funds for her organization. Each of the not-for-profits that were in attendance were supposed to walk around the party and ask for money for their particular causes. A good 95 percent of the attendees were gay men.

She made more money than any other single fundraiser there. Her organization came in second, behind an organization that had 11 people out there hustling for money.

As she was picking out her clothes, she commented that men in general are fascinated by breasts, and it didn't matter if they're gay or straight. She wore a low cut dress and a push up bra. Granted, the girl can charm pretty much anyone, but she attibutes a lot of her success on that particular occassion to her rack.

[JustForFun]

Originally posted by dtb
Like I said, I was speaking for myself, and for the women of my acquaintance. I have never met such a woman personally (and I wouldn't count reading about someone as "meeting" her.)

No doubt such women exist, I just don't know any.

I guarantee you there is a secretary at your firm like that. You just think she is beneath you, therefore, you don't count her as a woman of "your acquaintance." Get your nose out of your partner's ass every now and then and get yourself "acquainted" with some of "little people" at your office, sweetie.

[dtb]

Originally posted by JustForFun
I guarantee you there is a secretary at your firm like that. You just think she is beneath you...

You do huh? Do you know where I work? I didn't think so. Why do you assume only a "secretary at my firm" would be like that?

My secretary happens to be a man (oops -- another false assumption!) -- so he doesn't really dress to show his boobs off.

What a presumptuous blowhard you are.

You may continue to blather further, but I won't see it, as you are now on my ignore list. Congratulations -- you and Gardener are the only two to make the cut.

[JustForFun]

Originally posted by dtb
You do huh? Do you know where I work? I didn't think so. Why do you assume only a "secretary at my firm" would be like that?

My secretary happens to be a man (oops -- another false assumption!) -- so he doesn't really dress to show his boobs off.

What a presumptuous blowhard you are.

You may continue to blather further, but I won't see it, as you are now on my ignore list. Congratulations.

OK, that is a histrionic response if I ever saw one. I never said that it had to be YOUR secretary or that only at YOUR firm are there secretaries like that as you imply. There are secretaries like that at EVERY firm. They might not be YOUR secretary, but they are SOMEBODY'S secretary. Jesus, talk about self-focused. Do you think every comment is a reference to yourself? Sounds like me calling you an ass kissing snob hit a little too close to home, eh?

About the ignore list, ouch, how will I ever live it down? Guess I will just mock you behind your back and you won't even know it is going on.

[Tyrone Slothrop]

Originally posted by JustForFun
About the ignore list, ouch, how will I ever live it down? Guess I will just mock you behind your back and you won't even know it is going on.

Sadly, those of us who aren't ignoring you yet would be the real victims here.

[evenodds]

Originally posted by JustForFun
I never said that it had to be YOUR secretary or that only at YOUR firm are there secretaries like that as you imply.

Actually, dude, that is exactly what you said.

Though I may be the only one still seeing your posts.

[JustForFun]

Originally posted by Tyrone_Slothrop
Sadly, those of us who aren't ignoring you yet would be the real victims here.

I find it very amusing that before the ignore feature, you could tell when someone had lost an argument because they resorted to name calling. Now when people lose an argument, they tell you they are going to ignore you. Heh, heh.

[JustForFun]

Originally posted by evenodds
Actually, dude, that is exactly what you said.

Though I may be the only one still seeing your posts.

No I didn't say that. I said there ARE secretaries at your firm. That doesn't mean that it is HER secretary or that ONLY at her firm are there secretaries that act like that. Good reading comprehension seems to be a rare skill on this board.

It just makes me grin with pride when I can hit the nail on the head and peg someone as an ass-kissing snob so easily. You know when someone has a reaction like that, you hit way too close to home for their comfort.

Although, the avatar did basically give it away.

[ltl/fb]

Wow, that ignore thing is super-cool. Even if I do have to log in to have it work.