Fashion Board 6-9-04 to 7-13-04

[Alex_de_Large]

Originally posted by ironweed
I have to move on, now that he's out of Euro 2004 and signed with Barca. But it's hard to let go of the King of Kings. Even if he does look like a Psychlo.

Barca? There's the problem right there.

Is that Kluivert?

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
You've got good taste, sister. I've developed a crush on him since his return. That's one fine man...

You, me and fringey out back by the dumpster in five. I think I saw someone throw away half a fluffernutter sandwich at lunch, so we're set. And I want you to know I thought you were hot even before you had the five million, 'cause I'm not shallow like that.

[Alex_de_Large]

I'd say this settles the argument about which sport has the best groupies:

[Sidd Finch]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Right. You need to be able to pretend like someone has just removed your kidneys with a spoon whenever you fall down if your opponent is standing within 500 feet of you. I forgot that part.

TM

I just love when people who like baseball talk about what non-atheletes soccer players are.


And on that note, I'll be leaving y'all for awhile. I gotta scratch my nuts, and all the baseball fans know how that can take it out of you.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
I'd say this settles the argument about which sport has the best groupies:

That's bnb and me! I had no idea there was a sporting event going on, though.

Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
Barca? There's the problem right there.

Is that Kluivert?

Henrik Larsson. Also known as The Magnificent 7, The King of Kings and Ghod by Celtic fans, as of yesterday he has become a Barcelona player at the age of 32. His rep suffered because he played in the Scottish league instead of in England, but the man is a genius of a striker. Cut his dreadlocks off a few years ago.

Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
I'd say this settles the argument about which sport has the best groupies:

The topless Brazilians at the last World Cup set the bar very high. Very high indeed.

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
That's bnb and me! I had no idea there was a sporting event going on, though.

Are you the festive one on the right? Because I think you need to go up one on the waist size there. OR ease up on the beer. Keep it down to 7 or 8.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
$5 million? I'd clearly convert to Republicanism.

I'm sorry. no one told you about the IQ requirement?

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
I'm sorry. no one told you about the IQ requirement?

So Bush is a Green? Because he misses the Dem cutoff by double digits too.

[the Spartan]

Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
In Mexican folkore, each of us is said to die three deaths: Once, when we take our last breaths. Twice, when our bodies are consigned to their graves. Thrice, the last time someone speaks our names among the living.

Maybe we should now add a fourth: when our families figure out our IM, Friendster and Lawtalkers passwords to notify our imaginary friends.

Where are our MIAs, anyway?

I heard a rumour that fate has not been kind to our friend and dearest departed poster, the Daintiest Petunia. Definitely one who's time here was too brief. Like a supernova.

[sniff]

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
I'm sorry. no one told you about the IQ requirement?

under 100, right?

[see how easily that one could have been avoided, Hank? it's like you aren't even trying.]

[Alex_de_Large]

Originally posted by ironweed
Henrik Larsson. Also known as The Magnificent 7, The King of Kings and Ghod by Celtic fans, as of yesterday he has become a Barcelona player at the age of 32. His rep suffered because he played in the Scottish league instead of in England, but the man is a genius of a striker. Cut his dreadlocks off a few years ago.

Agreed. He is a badass. I still hate Barca, however.

¡HALA MADRID!

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
Are you the festive one on the right? Because I think you need to go up one on the waist size there. OR ease up on the beer. Keep it down to 7 or 8.

I am the festive one on the right (they must have airbrushed out bnb's boobs, not sure why). I don't drink beer. It's all from bacon, fluffernutters and cake. I will go up one size on the pants.

Seriously, you think she's a fat? Wow.

[the Spartan]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
under 100, right?

Assuming you are talking about metric IQ, then yes.