Where the Kids Come to Mouth Off

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
four hour erections. Pay attention, fringey.

He likes being a 5-minute kind of guy? No wonder he's trolling for chicks uninterested in sex.

ETC "min" to "minute" so as not to confuse 5-minute men with men who come a minimum of five times a night or who feel bad if their partner(s) don't come a minimum of five times a night. Or morning. Or afternoon. Whichever.

[SlaveNoMore]

Has a torn tendon.

"Curt Schilling needs surgery on his injured right ankle, but the Red Sox hope he will still be able to pitch Game 5 of the AL championship series Sunday...The Red Sox said the sheath that covers a tendon in Schilling's ankle is torn.

The Red Sox hope a better brace will help, but if not, Schilling's season will be over"

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I just bought a Dyson, so cat fur is no longer a problem at my place.

That is so hot.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Forget getting his autograph. I have his elbow imprint in my side to this day, and that's more personal.

It's only fair since, because of your 6' 10" frame, your knees must have made an impression on his chest.

TM

[TalkSock]

Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
Speaking of sex, the Smoking Gun has the sexual harassment complaint filed by Bill O'Reilly's accuser. Bill's a naughty boy.

What is a Caribbean shower? And how does that differ from the, you know, other more golden type?
eta never mind. I don't want to know. If it involves O'Reilly it's going to creep me out whatever it is.

[Alex_de_Large]

Originally posted by TalkSock
What is a Caribbean shower? And how does that differ from the, you know, other more golden type?
eta never mind. I don't want to know. If it involves O'Reilly it's going to creep me out whatever it is.

No idea, and google sheds no light on the issue.

[bilmore]

Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
No idea, and google sheds no light on the issue.

Um, it's a shower. That you take while in the Carribean.

Really.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by bilmore
Um, it's a shower. That you take while in the Carribean.

Really.

You would know. Pervert.

I saw the harrasment complaint linked on drudge and I logged in figuring you-all would be talking about it. I wasn't dissapointed.

Has anyone seen a picture of Andrea Mackris online?

A quick google search seems to indicate that she is a marathon runner on the side.

Cheers,

[Alex_de_Large]

Originally posted by dealtoy
I saw the harrasment complaint linked on drudge and I logged in figuring you-all would be talking about it. I wasn't dissapointed.

Has anyone seen a picture of Andrea Mackris online?

A quick google search seems to indicate that she is a marathon runner on the side.

Cheers,

Drudge comes through:

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
It's only fair since, because of your 6' 10" frame, your knees must have made an impression on his chest.

TM

Well head room isn't the problem, but you sound just like my mentor. I go "Ummm, I need to work for clients that can fly me 1st Class." He's like "Don't you think of others? I'll bet it was no picnic sitting next to you either, and the clients you work for? Take it or leave it!"

But you're right, the two biggest guys assigned next to each other, its Ripley's.

[Hank Chinaski]

[ThurgreedMarshall]

1. Great game last night. Lieber pitched his ass off. Pedro pitched well enough to win, but was out-pitched by someone completely overlooked in this series.

2. This is the game. The pressure is off the Sox now. We've beaten their best two pitchers. Their number one starter may be done. And they can't get a hit before the 7th inning. Things loosen up now because the expectations are gone and that makes them extremely dangerous. If Brown's pitches don't sink, it's gonna be a long night for the Yankees on Friday.

If Jeter is like Jordan, look for him to have a huge game. You either have that killer, step-on-their-neck-when-they're-down mentality or you don't. If we let them get back up, it will be a mistake.

3. You know how everyone criticizes the Yankees players for their conformity? (As soon as someone gets to the Yankees, they sell out, lose their individuality, etc.) I think the current Boston team is the flip side of that. Every player on that team conforms by overemphasizing their "individuality." It's like: "If you don't have some stupid, mutant fu-manchu, you're not one of us." You can't tell me that each one of those guys would be wearing all that idiotic facial hair if you removed any one of them and put him on the Cardinals. It's forced. "Hey, look at us! We're relaxed! (YOU! Yeah, the clean-shaven one! Grow that beard out. Can't you see we're being individuals?)"

4. So, here's my theory on Pedro. Either, he's crazy or he's looking to defect.

After the game, Pedro looked quite serious when he was saying that he was happy that he had the city of New York's attention when they were chanting "Who's your Daddy?" Earlier in the season, he openly kidded around, in a friendly way, with Yankee fans near the dugout. We've already heard the famous "Tip my cap, call the Yankees my Daddies" line. And last night, when Olerud hit that home run, Pedro's next pitch to Cairo was a breaking ball, down and away. Any other year and that pitch is in his ear. The fight is gone. All these things are signals. He is the Ramius to Cashman's Jack Ryan.

That said, I don't want him.

TM

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
funny sig line

children-eater

[baltassoc]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski

I realize it was Arizona, so the rules generally are a little more relaxed, but open toed shoes? In October? How do we trust the Bushes with providing for the education of our nation's children when they can't even teach their own?

That being said, they are nice shoes.