Fashion Board 5-7-04 to 6-9-04 - Page 252

taxwonk · 05-31-2004, 06:41 PM

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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
As I pointed out on the first dbl. anal string, any guy in a double anal is gay. it doesn't matter what type genital goes with the anus.

You sure play a mean pinball

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Conf to wonk:

a nice old man trims his earhair.

I don't really care about your "Uncle Chester's" tonsorial habits. I thnk that ear hair is kind of squicky. I'm glad I don't have any.

spookyfish · 05-31-2004, 06:56 PM

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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
there's nothing in skin for "severe acne scars?"

It's okay, Hank. I believe the instructions were reasonable approximation of yourself. No one will judge you if your picture isn't completely accurate.

Skeks in the city · 05-31-2004, 07:18 PM

Catherine Daza Manchola, Miss Colombia Universe 2004

Good, damn good:

Skeks in the city · 05-31-2004, 07:31 PM

dc_chef · 05-31-2004, 08:20 PM

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Originally posted by Skeks in the city

I've been looking for someone to help around the house. She'll do.

Dave · 05-31-2004, 09:32 PM

Look out, Chicago is sinking.

Hank Chinaski · 05-31-2004, 09:56 PM

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Originally posted by spookyfish
It's okay, Hank. I believe the instructions were reasonable approximation of yourself. No one will judge you if your picture isn't completely accurate.

ahhh!
the old "I'm rubber" retort.
buddy dowling first hit me with it in kindergarden, and still I've not been able to develop a coherent strategy for fighting it.

Its like a cake mix, you just stick in a few staples and you get a passable product. People who can't mix up a whole cake still can celebrate the ocassional b-day.

dc_chef · 05-31-2004, 10:03 PM

Er, follow the links.

Start at http://www.wonkette.com and click on

Conde Nast: Cleanup On Floor 15

That takes you a blurb in which there is the following link:

9th floor teen vogue/allure shithouse

which contains the following link:

Day Two in stories past their shelf-life

which takes you to a page with a picture, under which is the following link:

Ladies, Learn How to Pee Standing Up Here

And really, how would your day have been complete if you hadn't read about the techniques that "ladies" can use to pee standing up?

dc_chef · 05-31-2004, 10:17 PM

Not sure if this has been posted yet, but if you'd like to see an interview of the Wonkette and Washingtonienne, click here:

Washingtonienne Fox News interview

spookyfish · 05-31-2004, 10:31 PM

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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
ahhh!
the old "I'm rubber" retort.
buddy dowling first hit me with it in kindergarden, and still I've not been able to develop a coherent strategy for fighting it.

So, what you're admitting is that after all this time and six years of law school, you still lose arguments to five-year-olds? That's pretty sad, really.

baltassoc · 05-31-2004, 10:45 PM

I should be using the waning hours of my brief vacation productively, but instead I am wasting it reading and posting here. Sigh.

Nonetheless, I have found a tidbit for the many Simpsons fans who read the boad:
A map and guide to Springfield, lovingly compiled by two guys with too much time on their hands.

Shape Shifter · 06-01-2004, 12:08 AM

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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Its like a cake mix, you just stick in a few staples and you get a passable product. People who can't mix up a whole cake still can celebrate the ocassional b-day.

That explains a lot. This year, you can just take me out to lunch for my birthday. Sadistic fuck.

str8outavannuys · 06-01-2004, 02:33 AM

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I'm somewhat surprised by the choices of Mario and JoJo in the final 4. Clearly Rosa and Jamie were no brainers, but how can they leave out Omar? The only way I see it making sense is if they decided that he was too likeable, and thus it wouldn't make for good TV to see him getting ripped. Because he is, without a doubt, the single worst singer I have ever seen in my life.

Anyone wanna take a guess at Jamie's measurements? Hammana hammana.

Alex_de_Large · 06-01-2004, 09:49 AM

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Originally posted by str8outavannuys
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Reality TV crapola

Wow, str8, way to break the board.

barely_legal · 06-01-2004, 09:54 AM

I was afraid that this show would be so obvious and overblown that it wouldn't be funny. I was afraid that it would be so low-budget and tacky that it would serve only to highlight the downward spiral in the quality of reality television shows. I was afraid that if I watched it, I would get disgusted with how unoriginal the judges and "talent" were and curse the fact that I wasted precious tivo space on such a piece of trash. I was afraid that I wouldn't wet myself laughing at this show.

I was wrong. This is the best bad show ever.