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[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
How many penises does a man-octupus have?

Enough to screw in a light bulb.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
How many penises does a man-octupus have?

Ideally, one. Who would want to fuck a total freak?




(Seriously, though, if more than one, they'd have to be strategically placed for the extra(s) to be of maximum utility to one woman.)

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
How many penises does a man-octopus have?

On a related note:

Depp digs Edward Penishands


E! Online asked Johnny Depp how he felt about his doppelganger in Edward Penishands, the porn parody of Edward Scissorhands. Depp is surprisingly cool about it!

"I think it was either Tim [Burton] or John Waters who sent it to me. It might have been both. Tim and I were both quite proud they decided to do that. It was low budget and cheesy, but it was hilarious to watch. Those hands...they served him well."

[str8outavannuys]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
My ex-aunt is in Degrassi- Next Generation.

How do you have an ex-aunt? And is it Caitlin or Spike? Or perhaps Joey's now-ex-girlfriend? I can't think of any other adult females on the show with recurring roles -- I guess there's Ashley & Toby's mom . . .

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
How many penises does a man-octopus have?

All of them!

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Snatch is one of my favorite movies of all time. So, I'm all over Revolver. Too bad Ritchie gave Ray Liotta a part in this flick. That guy sucks ass like Mr. Lipschitz.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2...240041,00.html

The trailer available on this page is sfw.

TM

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
You are so sweet.

Actually, and I don't just say this to toot my own horn or to point out that men are full of shit, I say it because it's just become topical, last night he told me that I was "the best lay in the entire fucking universe." So cute.*


*I thought that was a bit of an exaggeration. There are probably six-breasted she-creatures on the planet krakow that are better lays than I am. But you never know.

Sex is the best invention ever.

Well, maybe second best, after dense rich hot chocolate cake.

[mmm3587]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Yeah. Umm. In some parts of the country, the homo jokes are quite prevalent. Even among the enlightened associate types.

Does it happen as much as it used to? That was my point: they're aren't _that_ many of those jokes anymore, compared to how it used to be. (I could have put some emphasis on "that" to make it more clear.) That's not true for jokes about disabilities. You can still catch even the most enlightened telling a joke about a guy with no arms or legs in a lake ("Bob") or asking someone who suddenly gets excited whether or not he has tourette's syndrome. A while back, a person on an e-mail chain with 20 or so people cc'd on it said "Sorry, guys, I'm such a retard" after making a stupid mistake. As far as I know, only a few lawyers on my side even thought it crossed the line; one of the business guys even responded with that "sofa king we todd did" schtick.

My point is, society hasn't really decided that these kinds of jokes are offensive yet. With jokes about race, gender and sexuality, we have, it's just that some people still make them or don't care if others think they're racist.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by mmm3587
Does it happen as much as it used to? That was my point: they're aren't _that_ many of those jokes anymore, compared to how it used to be. (I could have put some emphasis on "that" to make it more clear.) That's not true for jokes about disabilities. You can still catch even the most enlightened telling a joke about a guy with no arms or legs in a lake ("Bob") or asking someone who suddenly gets excited whether or not he has tourette's syndrome. A while back, a person on an e-mail chain with 20 or so people cc'd on it said "Sorry, guys, I'm such a retard" after making a stupid mistake. As far as I know, only a few lawyers on my side even thought it crossed the line; one of the business guys even responded with that "sofa king we todd did" schtick.

My point is, society hasn't really decided that these kinds of jokes are offensive yet. With jokes about race, gender and sexuality, we have, it's just that some people still make them or don't care if others think they're racist.

Are fat jokes okay?

[Sidd Finch]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
On a related note, I have long wanted to meet a man-octopus. It could be excellent to fuck a guy with eight hands.

Wouldn't the sucker-things hurt?

[ABBAKiss]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Are fat jokes okay?

Of course they are. Fats are rude.

[mmm3587]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Are fat jokes okay?

That's kind of an interesting question: what's ok, and in what context? I tend to shy away from all that stuff in both my professional life and my personal life, but that's probably just because I don't find "generalization" humor that funny. When I do find it funny, it's usually because it's a clever joke doing more than deriding the group, or because it plays on a socially acceptable stereotype, like blondes are dumb or lawyers are dishonest. I've always liked "Why did the blonde have a bruise on her bellybutton? -- Because her boyfriend is blonde, too!" because of the funny imagine of someone trying to fuck a bellybutton, not just because I love hearing about stupid blondes. If you told the same joke about, say, some minority group, it would be much more offensive.

Some guy with a French name wrote a great book about the sociology of jokes, especially ethnic ones. Dtb has probably read it; she seems like she's probably an intellectual when she's not busy rearranging her son's wang.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by mmm3587
Does it happen as much as it used to? That was my point: they're aren't _that_ many of those jokes anymore, compared to how it used to be. (I could have put some emphasis on "that" to make it more clear.) That's not true for jokes about disabilities. You can still catch even the most enlightened telling a joke about a guy with no arms or legs in a lake ("Bob") or asking someone who suddenly gets excited whether or not he has tourette's syndrome. A while back, a person on an e-mail chain with 20 or so people cc'd on it said "Sorry, guys, I'm such a retard" after making a stupid mistake. As far as I know, only a few lawyers on my side even thought it crossed the line; one of the business guys even responded with that "sofa king we todd did" schtick.

My point is, society hasn't really decided that these kinds of jokes are offensive yet. With jokes about race, gender and sexuality, we have, it's just that some people still make them or don't care if others think they're racist.

You totally miss my (and fringey's) point. Yes, just as prevalent as ever in some parts of the country. Exactly. Homophobic comments are commonplace and people don't think a thing about it. Not where you live. Bravo. Try spending some time in Texas or the Deep South. And stop arguing about this with us until you have.

[mmm3587]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
...kid doesn't say overtly racist things, it's more like things where any one of them might seem not much, but once you hear a half dozen you start thinking something is up with him.

Like kids make fun of other kids. When he talks about other kids that are black the way he makes fun of them is a little different than if he was dogging a white kid, but it is something you don't really catch at first...

Sounds like your kid's hanging around with Pynchon or something.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

http://www.segway.com/video/centaur_wmv.html

TM