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08-02-2006, 02:25 PM
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#3766
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Location: Flyover land
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What comes by nature costs no money.
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Originally posted by patentparanyc
And to robust puppy who died and made you the deoderant timmy???!!!!
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I did not die, but I cede my title to her. |
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08-02-2006, 02:27 PM
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#3767
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,743
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What comes by nature costs no money.
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Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
If you cover your body with it, will you die like those women that Auric Goldfinger painted?
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Busted by Mythbusters!
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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08-02-2006, 02:31 PM
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#3768
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: on an elliptical
Posts: 5,364
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What comes by nature costs no money.
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
1. Actually, same company.
2. I don't trust a non-aerosol shaving cream.
3. I was thinking the same thing. Thanks for articulating it.
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What is weird was I was thinking to myself as I was typing "are they the same company...? I think they are"
Any type of shaving cream you have to "lather" yourself is just not effective. bleah.
And you are welcome...I love whole foods but their health and beauty aisles are just not up to par.
Last edited by patentparanyc; 08-02-2006 at 02:34 PM..
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08-02-2006, 02:34 PM
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#3769
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Join Date: Jun 2005
Posts: 764
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Like the way you can see the ape in Hank when he squints.
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Originally posted by patentparanyc
Lastly some chick this morning pulled into the parking lot so close to me that I couldn't even open my door really. I need that shit at 7 am??
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Her car was likely 3 feet away from you and you just couldn't squeeze out of your car. You're not fat though, we believe you. |
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08-02-2006, 02:34 PM
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#3770
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
Posts: 8,197
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What comes by nature costs no money.
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Busted by Mythbusters!
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You should really see a speech pathologist about that lisp. |
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08-02-2006, 02:35 PM
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#3771
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What comes by nature costs no money.
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
2. I don't trust a non-aerosol shaving cream.
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Shaving cream? The whipped stuff in a can? What kind of a fucking neanderthal are you?
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08-02-2006, 02:38 PM
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#3772
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
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What comes by nature costs no money.
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Originally posted by ironweed
Shaving cream? The whipped stuff in a can? What kind of a fucking neanderthal are you?
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Ms. Weed:
Congratulations on pulling off the best opposite-sex sock in the history of the many, many boards.
Very truly yours,
Antiperspirant/deoderant timmy (emeritus) |
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08-02-2006, 02:40 PM
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#3773
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
Posts: 18,597
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What comes by nature costs no money.
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Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
How does anti-perspirant work? If you cover your body with it, will you die like those women that Auric Goldfinger painted?
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Good question. I think your body could overwhelm the anti-perspirant but not the paint.
http://www.madsci.org/posts/archives...1482.Me.r.html
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08-02-2006, 02:44 PM
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#3774
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: on an elliptical
Posts: 5,364
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Drycleaning
Did we have this whole debate years past about why drycleaners charge so much more for women's shirts than men?
My drycleaner always wants to dryclean my dress shirts and not launder them am I getting the business? Does it matter?
If women's shirts do not fit on the press is that why they justify charging so much more?
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08-02-2006, 02:45 PM
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#3775
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What comes by nature costs no money.
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Ms. Weed:
Congratulations on pulling off the best opposite-sex sock in the history of the many, many boards.
Very truly yours,
Antiperspirant/deoderant timmy (emeritus)
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I may be gayer than a Paul Lynde fanclub, but my cheeks are Baby. Smooth. |
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08-02-2006, 02:46 PM
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#3776
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Registered User
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: on an elliptical
Posts: 5,364
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What comes by nature costs no money.
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Originally posted by ironweed
I may be gayer than a Paul Lynde fanclub, but my cheeks are Baby. Smooth.
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I like Kiehl's. Do you go to Saks or the actual Kiehl's store? |
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08-02-2006, 02:47 PM
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#3777
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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What comes by nature costs no money.
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Originally posted by ironweed
I may be gayer than a Paul Lynde fanclub, but my cheeks are Baby. Smooth.
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If only this were the second iteration of the FB, I would say something like "come on over here and show me, sailor." But no one flirts anymore.
eta PS, I have a sailor hat you could wear. |
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08-02-2006, 02:49 PM
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#3778
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: In a teeny, tiny, little office
Posts: 14,167
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What comes by nature costs no money.
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
So she's been reaching for the FDS and accidentally grabbed the corn starch in the past?
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Uh oh. Now Thurgreed's gonna
Kick.
Your.
Ass.
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08-02-2006, 02:50 PM
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#3779
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Livin' a Lie!
Join Date: May 2003
Posts: 2,097
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What comes by nature costs no money.
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Originally posted by ironweed
Shaving cream? The whipped stuff in a can? What kind of a fucking neanderthal are you?
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Sucks.
I use  and
and cannot remember the last nick from shaving. My face. |
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08-02-2006, 02:50 PM
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#3780
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,743
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What comes by nature costs no money.
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
You should really see a speech pathologist about that lisp.
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Tho thorry.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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