New Fashion Board 10-3-2003 - 11-7-2003

[ThurgreedMarshall]

I was going to let it go, but I can't help it.

Originally posted by mmm3587
Anyway, I think a big part of my feeling on this whole thing is that I don't really like the way fake breasts feel.

Couldn't you have said this in your first post so that I would have known that it was pointless to engage you?

Originally posted by mmm3587
I should have just shut the fuck up about fake tits and how I think they're a bad idea even if [blah, blah, blah]

I'm going to go out on a limb and say that was never a possibility.

TM

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by ms. naughty diplomat
well, maybe because i am a she.

but see, b_n_b, i've been flamed by way better than you. and paigow, you wouldn't possibly ignore me because for you to ignore me would give up your chance to repeatedly attack everything i say with the tired and discredited notion that i am not really a woman.

So Paigow is better than I, even though Paigow's notions are tired and discredited?

Congratulations, Paigs, on being found to be better than I by he who is a she who may or may not be a he.

Originally posted by ms. naughty diplomat
well, maybe because i am a she.

but see, b_n_b, i've been flamed by way better than you. and paigow, you wouldn't possibly ignore me because for you to ignore me would give up your chance to repeatedly attack everything i say with the tired and discredited notion that i am not really a woman.

Honey, you were outed to me back when you were still a law student. I know exactly who you are. but thanks for playing.

[ms. naughty diplomat]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
POLL!!!!!!!!!

Who is more derivative and boring, MND or Bn'B?

My vote, I believe, is obvious.

i really don't want to be derivative of realitybites, but you are a one trick pony. actually you kind of remind me of me back in 2001. i'm sure eventually you can establish a personality of your own, but right now, you have nothing distinctive about you. you're just an inferior version of posters who disapeared long before you showed up.

[spookyfish]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Honey, you were outed to me back when you were still a law student. I know exactly who you are. but thanks for playing.

Don't use honey in that manner. It sounds condescending.

Oh, never mind.

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by ms. naughty diplomat
i really don't want to be derivative of realitybites, but you are a one trick pony. actually you kind of remind me of me back in 2001. i'm sure eventually you can establish a personality of your own, but right now, you have nothing distinctive about you. you're just an inferior version of posters who disapeared long before you showed up.

So I'm derivative of people long since dead? Wow. That would make me like John Edwards or something....

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Maybe you and I should go at it. NCS and Bn'B on pay per view.

10 pieces of flair meets I'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way.

15 pieces of flair. And bitch please, I don't like to talk about my flair.

[ms. naughty diplomat]

Originally posted by spookyfish
Don't use honey in that manner. It sounds condescending.

Oh, never mind.

i really don't mind and i don't consider it condensending.

[The Daintiest Petunia]

*SIGH*

The Daintiest Petunia

[spookyfish]

Why the "I've been on the board longer than you have" pissing match seems to be so important around here?

The majority of the posters here, and I'm including their socks in this, joined here when this board was formed. It seems to me the old days are gone, the old boards are gone, and any argument confusing longevity with merit sounds very seventh grade at this point. I mean seriously, who the fuck cares?

I'm all for new people (or socks) joining the conversation, otherwise the boards get stale, and everyone here is fully capable of separating the wheat from the chaff fairly quickly.

Stepping off of my soapbox now.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by spookyfish
No. But if a cow actually had enough talent to make my shoes, not only would I not eat it as I am usually inclined to do, but I would make sure he was saved from slaughter. In fact, I would prefer buying shoes made by such talented cow labor rather than those made by child labor, but maybe this is a topic more appropriate for the PB.

Nice work.

Originally posted by spookyfish
I was having some fun with you, that's all.

When will you learn that this is not possible?

TM

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by barely_legal
I'm sorry that you've stopped being a "real asshole" now. I like real assholes much better than the fake ones. I mean, the fake ones look good, but they just feel so unnatural. Maybe I've just been exposed to the wrong fake assholes, but the ones I know seem to have very low self esteem and they just wish that they could be real assholes b/c society has made them believe that real assholes are more desirable and worthy of respect and admiration.

Please don't draft a comeback to this, mmmmm. You will only look like a bigger asshole if you do. Just sit there quietly and maybe only you and I will notice that she just beat you about the face like you stole something.

TM

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
So Paigow is better than I, even though Paigow's notions are tired and discredited?

Congratulations, Paigs, on being found to be better than I by he who is a she who may or may not be a he.

Just stop.

Neither one of you has any idea what you're doing. This has to be the lamest flame war I've ever seen. Even paigow jumping in hasn't helped it.

Go sit in the corner with mmmmmm.

TM

[Shape Shifter]

*a wholly derivative work owing less to ONJ's Xanadu than to the uplifted work of Thurgreed, who will receive all royalties

Land of Fu

A place where Thurgreed said to go,
the place where socks are free to roam
They call it Land of Fu

And now, even though your posts are pithless,
you no longer make ignore lists
You are in Land of Fu

A million posts but humor never came across, like tribute socks
You can post endless inane whiffery, sans dignity

Chorus:
Land of Fu, Land of Fu, (you’re banished here) in Land of Fu
Land of Fu, Land of Fu, (you’re banished here) in Land of Fu

Land of Fu, you have been judged as wackadoo, Land of Fu

The love, the echoes of JRUSS trolls,
and tedious music polls
They are in Land of Fu

Our scrolling was reduced by many years
Once you were reduced to tears, and went to Land of Fu

The Friday flames are flying and there you are, a sniveling tard
Go to the fu fu world and you'll have company, Say Hello for Me

chorus

Shout out today, say “Hi, PJ!” in Land of Fu
Now that you’re there, you’re NotFromHere in Land of Fu, Land of Fu

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by ms. naughty diplomat


but dearie, if you dish it out, expect to have to take it. i've been flamed by way better than you.

Indeed, including but not limited to by more of my socks than one could count on boards from coast to coast and back again.

Carry on.