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[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by pony_trekker
Sucks.


I use and


and cannot remember the last nick from shaving. My face.

Consumer Reports says that the "Fusion"* works no better than your three-blade razor. I concur.

*"Fuck Everything, We're Doing Five Blades"

Originally posted by pony_trekker
Sucks.


I use and


and cannot remember the last nick from shaving. My face.

Sorry. The shaving brush is an affectation too far, even for me.

[patentparanyc]

Originally posted by ironweed
Sorry. The shaving brush is an affectation too far, even for me.

But he's Trekk of J.Press and Paul Stuart fame. For him, it works.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
How does anti-perspirant work? If you cover your body with it, will you die like those women that Auric Goldfinger painted?

Yes. Anti-perspirant contains an active ingredient, generally a salt of some type, like aluminum chlorhydrate, that blocks the pores, impeding sweat. Of course, it doesn't hermetically seal your pits, so presumably if you covered your whole body it wouldn't kill you.

At least not quickly. I suppose if it were hot enough, and the appliaction was heavy enough, you would not be able to sweat enough to regulate your body temperature. In that case, it wouldn't really be the antiperspirant that killed you so much as the heat slowly poaching your organs.

Namaste.

ETA some look it up and others just know. Suck it, Thurgreed.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by ironweed
Shaving cream? The whipped stuff in a can? What kind of a fucking neanderthal are you?

I shave as little as possible, and when I do, I want it over with, yesterday. I don't make a production of anything in the men's room. No exfoliating crap, no half hour long shits or moisturizer application. I spary the aerosol crap into my hand, slap it on my face, fire up the Sensor and get it done.

I hate personal hygiene work. Its like a house cleaning chore. Terrible waste of time.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by Penske_Account
In fairness, if you research enough, you will find that everything is rumoured to be a carcinogenic. I blame Joe Jackson. The one with shoes.

Some things are worth the risk. After all, you gotta look sharp.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I hate personal hygiene work.

A memorable quote.

[patentparanyc]

Originally posted by taxwonk
Some things are worth the risk. After all, you gotta look sharp.

and you can't stink. so hence, no natural deoderants.

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by taxwonk
Some things are worth the risk. After all, you gotta look sharp.

You must have read that in the Sunday paper.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
You must have read that in the Sunday paper.

They wouldn't print it if it wasn't true.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by pony_trekker
Sucks.


I use and


and cannot remember the last nick from shaving. My face.

Oh, for fuck's sake... That's like installing a satellite dish every morning. I could change a tire faster...

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I shave as little as possible, and when I do, I want it over with, yesterday. I don't make a production of anything in the men's room. No exfoliating crap, no half hour long shits or moisturizer application. I spary the aerosol crap into my hand, slap it on my face, fire up the Sensor and get it done.

I hate personal hygiene work. Its like a house cleaning chore. Terrible waste of time.

Ignore all that five-phase landed gentry crap from Pony. What I'm talking about is a tube of shaving cream. You squeeze some out, wipe it on your face and shave.

Unless you were to spray the foam directly from the can onto your face in big pillowy lumps without touching it, then drop the can on the floor grab your razor and start hacking away in a single, continuous and fluid motion, I can't see how you'd lose any time using the better stuff.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by ironweed
Ignore all that five-phase landed gentry crap from Pony. What I'm talking about is a tube of shaving cream. You squeeze some out, wipe it on your face and shave.

Unless you were to spray the foam directly from the can onto your face in big pillowy lumps without touching it, then drop the can on the floor grab your razor and start hacking away in a single, continuous and fluid motion, I can't see how you'd lose any time using the better stuff.

I just enjoy the calming ssshhh sound of aerosol?

[Tyrone Slothrop]

[SlaveNoMore]

pony_trekker
Sucks.


I use and


and cannot remember the last nick from shaving. My face.

Wendy O just friggin rolled over.