New Fashion Board 10-3-2003 - 11-7-2003

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
That said, I'm surprised more people aren't picking a fight with me.

Maybe my heart for you is spreading.

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by purse junkie
Do I remind you of some inbred squirrel-eating Daniel Boone?

That is a fantastic phrase. If I still socked, which I don't (retired) I would create an Inbred Squirrel-Eating Daniel Boone sock. It would be like the less refined cousin of my Ichabod Cranium sock, for those who remember that classique.

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
......... who wants to get a good look at your tasty cartoonish tatas

Who doesn't? NTTAWWT.

[Shape Shifter]

To: fringey
From: Shape Shifter
Date: October 24, 2003
Re: Posting Etiquette

Please discontinue engaging in teasing and/or flirtatious behavior with virgins, particularly those found regularly on the Politics Board. While your behavior is not objectionable in itself, it often inspires notions of grandeur on the part of the virgin party (see, e.g, quote below marked as Exhibit A). These notions of grandeur inspire the virgin party to venture over to the Fashion Board, which ends up cluttered with the unenlightening, nonsensical gibberish referenced in Exhibit A. Please return an initialed copy of this Memorandum to my office so that I may confirm receipt. Thank you for your cooperation.


Exhibit A

Originally posted by Say_hello_for_me
Your zero-trick lizard has a trick. He barks!

And stalks.

And he has the remote control. You know I can't stand star trek, so can you come in here and take him outside?

[or maybe feed him to Robust Puppy?]

[Penske_Account]

4 posts in a row! I am the KING of the Board!!!!!

**I invented this phrase.

[Oliver_Wendell_Ramone]

Originally posted by Penske_Account
4 posts in a row! I am the KING of the Board!!!!!

**I invented this phrase.

I never suspected Latrell was your sock. And I ain't even lying.

[Penske_Account]

4 posts in a row!! I am the KING of Board!!!

**I invented this phrase.

[Say_hello_for_me]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
[pathetic]

some other posters appoint you their spokesgeek?
cuz i see your name next to words you say they want you to speak;

banished where lizards and proclaimed shifty dorks don't bait?
Christ, i think i heard of this game back when I was eight;

I'm pretty sure others can speak for themselves;
if not, I don't think they'd use pretend elves;

if its a million you've read without pay;
please put me on ignore and I'll be away;

or keep stalking kay, sometimes its fun to bout;
but learn a trick or two, cuz your schtick is out.

[Shape Shifter]

Exhibit B

Originally posted by Say_hello_for_me
some other posters appoint you their spokesgeek?
cuz i see your name next to words you say they want you to speak;

banished where lizards and proclaimed shifty dorks don't bait?
Christ, i think i heard of this game back when I was eight;

I'm pretty sure others can speak for themselves;
if not, I don't think they'd use pretend elves;

if its a million you've read without pay;
please put me on ignore and I'll be away;

or keep stalking kay, sometimes its fun to bout;
but learn a trick or two, cuz your schtick is out.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by Penske_Account
4 posts in a row!! I am the KING of Board!!!

**I invented this phrase.

We were trying to leave you alone to see if you would start a flamewar with yourself. Unfortunately Shape Shifter did not get the memo.

[Bil Mo']

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
To: fringey
From: Shape Shifter
Date: October 24, 2003
Re: Posting Etiquette

Please discontinue engaging in teasing and/or flirtatious behavior with virgins, particularly those found regularly on the Politics Board. While your behavior is not objectionable in itself, it often inspires notions of grandeur on the part of the virgin party (see, e.g, quote below marked as Exhibit A). These notions of grandeur inspire the virgin party to venture over to the Fashion Board, which ends up cluttered with the unenlightening, nonsensical gibberish referenced in Exhibit A. Please return an initialed copy of this Memorandum to my office so that I may confirm receipt. Thank you for your cooperation.


Exhibit A

Wait a minute!

She's never flirted with me (only ncs has)!?!?

[Bil Mo']

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Just stop.

Neither one of you have any idea what you're doing. This has to be the lamest flame war I've ever seen. Even paigow jumping in hasn't helped it.

Go sit in the corner with mmmmmm.

TM

Don't you miss the old days, you ignorant asshole?

[soup sandwich]

Originally posted by spookyfish
Why the "I've been on the board longer than you have" pissing match seems to be so important around here?

I know this one. Because it creates exclusivity. Sure, anyone can be a "poster" on this board, but only a few can profess to be "long-time posters".

Truth be known, I really don't think anyone really truly cares how long someone else has been posting. But it's a really good way to bait someone into an argument. Few are able to not respond to a challenge of how long they've been posting.

[ms. naughty diplomat]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Honey, you were outed to me back when you were still a law student. I know exactly who you are. but thanks for playing.

first, you have no idea who i am.

second, you reminded me why i stopped posting on the fashion baord in the first place - it was all of your harassment/stalker socks.

[evenodds]

Originally posted by soup sandwich
I know this one. Because it creates exclusivity. Sure, anyone can be a "poster" on this board, but only a few can profess to be "long-time posters".

Truth be known, I really don't think anyone really truly cares how long someone else has been posting. But it's a really good way to bait someone into an argument. Few are able to not respond to a challenge of how long they've been posting.

I've only been posting here since March.