Fashion Board 4-6-04 to 5-7-04

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I was talking to a woman last night who went to one of those Earl Schieb tanning places. She bent over during her session and came out with a tanned asscrack. I cannot think of how that could be used in a movie.

This is probably TMI, but I feel the need to share. The first time I went for fake tanning, she painted me. I felt a little ripped off because I thought I was going to be airbrushed, but it looked fine, so that was fine. The second time, she airbrushed me (different woman). She did not ask me to bend over, but when she was airbrushing my ass (a weird feeling, btw, in the ass crack), she said, as if musing, "this is like we're doing some kind of ritual that some guy out there is going to find hot. I wonder if this kind of scene has made it into a porno yet." And we laughed and it was all "ha ha" bonding.

True story.

I like that I posted this true story unwittingly under the re line "movie recommendation"

[ABBAKiss]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
"this is like we're doing some kind of ritual that some guy out there is going to find hot. I wonder if this kind of scene has made it into a porno yet."

The answer lies in the soundtrack. Add that sort-of creepy "chica-dountdount" to ANY situation and you have the brewings of a porno. What kind of music was there?

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
This is probably TMI, but I feel the need to share. The first time I went for fake tanning, she painted me. I felt a little ripped off because I thought I was going to be airbrushed, but it looked fine, so that was fine. The second time, she airbrushed me (different woman). She did not ask me to bend over, but when she was airbrushing my ass (a weird feeling, btw, in the ass crack), she said, as if musing, "this is like we're doing some kind of ritual that some guy out there is going to find hot. I wonder if this kind of scene has made it into a porno yet." And we laughed and it was all "ha ha" bonding.

True story.

I like that I posted this true story unwittingly under the re line "movie recommendation"

Must be difficult to make small talk when you're painting the crack of someone's ass. I would like to try, though, as I do, in fact, find this kinda hot. How do you get this sort of job?

[mmm3587]

I assume that "checking the box" is having an orgasm, but I'm confused at the "box" overlap. We all know what a box is, in conflating a box with having an orgasm is confusing. Dualit checks the box without a box. Leagl checks two boxes. And I can take care of business and check the box with box involvment. Although I am often looking at box images while doing so.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
What kind of music was there?

some sort of spa-like Yanni crap, if I recall. Not particularly sordid or erotic. And there was the buzz of the airbrusher and the fan, so kind of a jumbled soundtrack.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Must be difficult to make small talk when you're painting the crack of someone's ass. I would like to try, though, as I do, in fact, find this kinda hot. How do you get this sort of job?

No more difficult than when you're grooming someone's pubes. In that situation humor is a HUGE plus b/c of the pain. Though, I have to say the feeling of warm wax being spread on me turns me on a little and the endorphins help dull the pain.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Must be difficult to make small talk when you're painting the crack of someone's ass. I would like to try, though, as I do, in fact, find this kinda hot. How do you get this sort of job?

Google "spraying girls' butt cheeks" or "hot asscrack jobs"...

[Beauty]

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[purse junkie]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
No more difficult than when you're grooming someone's pubes. In that situation humor is a HUGE plus b/c of the pain. Though, I have to say the feeling of warm wax being spread on me turns me on a little and the endorphins help dull the pain.

Opium can't dull that pain. And of all the places I trust a total stranger to wield hot wax at me, that ain't one of them.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by purse junkie
And of all the places I trust a total stranger to wield hot wax at me, that ain't one of them.

so, what, you go out to dinner with prospective waxers before allowing them to wax you? You don't bikini wax?

[Mister_Ruysbroeck]

Originally posted by Beauty
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I trip out when I look at your avatar. Flashbacks...

[ABBAKiss]

Originally posted by Mister_Ruysbroeck
I trip out when I look at your avatar. Flashbacks...

To what? Have you seen cool eyes somewhere lately or did you do a lot of drugs in the '70s?

[purse junkie]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
so, what, you go out to dinner with prospective waxers before allowing them to wax you? You don't bikini wax?

It took my eyebrow lady a year and half of coaxing before I'd let her touch me--and only then because the only person I ever heard a pain-peep out of during her sessions was a guy, who always yowl like babies at salons.

Didn't do dinner. But I did throw in some free legal advice, which I'm convinced contribute to our pain-free relationship.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by purse junkie
It took my eyebrow lady a year and half of coaxing before I'd let her touch me--and only then because the only person I ever heard a pain-peep out of during her sessions was a guy, who always yowl like babies at salons.

Didn't do dinner. But I did throw in some free legal advice, which I'm convinced contribute to our pain-free relationship.

Wow, I hope you don't ever have to move, or have a long business trip.

[mmm3587]

Originally posted by purse junkie
But I did throw in some free legal advice, which I'm convinced contribute to our pain-free relationship.

"As a lawyer, I advise you not too hurt me, bitch. Or I'll sue you!"