Fashion Board 4-6-04 to 5-7-04

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Wow, I hope you don't ever have to move, or have a long business trip.

We would have one bushy junkie.

[sunnybunny]

Originally posted by purse junkie
It took my eyebrow lady a year and half of coaxing before I'd let her touch me--and only then because the only person I ever heard a pain-peep out of during her sessions was a guy, who always yowl like babies at salons.

Didn't do dinner. But I did throw in some free legal advice, which I'm convinced contribute to our pain-free relationship.

Not that this is exactly the same, but my old physical therapist once crowned me the queen of scream. I have a low tolerance for pain.

[purse junkie]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
We would have one bushy junkie.

They're actually rather fine anyway--I just think a slight refinement to the arch looks smashing with glasses. If I had a Brooke Shields thing going, I would have to heavily hit the bourbon before I could face the pain.

Come to think of it, time for a White Russian. 'Night all!

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by purse junkie
and only then because the only person I ever heard a pain-peep out of during her sessions was a guy, who always yowl like babies at salons.

This is like saying that guys are always the ones to bawl at the sappy parts of Hope Floats. It may be true that the guys who actually go to see Hope Floats get all misty during the emotional parts, but these are the same guys yelping at your salons.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by purse junkie
They're actually rather fine anyway--I just think a slight refinement to the arch looks smashing with glasses. If I had a Brooke Shields thing going, I would have to heavily hit the bourbon before I could face the pain.

Come to think of it, time for a White Russian. 'Night all!

This post confused me more than once:

Initially I thought:

(1) PJ was talking about her pubes; and

(2) If so, "Welcome to the Jungle" comes to mind when going down on Brooke Shields.

[str8outavannuys]

Originally posted by dtb
I saw Hugh Jackman in a diner/restaurant (Bubbe's!) a few weeks ago, and he's definitely good looking (way better than average), but I wouldn't call him one of the 50 most beautiful people in the world. However, his appearances on camera do not make him look better than he looks in real life. He's no Brad Pitt (or no hunky-horse-trainer-who-may-be-gay).

Hmmm, good looking actor/singer with a very unattractive wife. Definitely not a gay. Not a gay at all.

[Mister_Ruysbroeck]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
To what? Have you seen cool eyes somewhere lately or did you do a lot of drugs in the '70s?

Do I have to chose?

[str8outavannuys]

Originally posted by mmm3587
It's "taking care [of] business." Still not as good as "tweaking the bean," but that one's gender-specific.

Bring back Rio.

[Alex_de_Large]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
What kind of movie?

"Tap that Tan Asscrack"?
"Amy Tan's Asscrack: All Asian DPing"?

Edited to add that Amy Tan's movie should obviously be "The Joy Fuck Club"...

[INSERT OBLIGATORY "CHOCOLATE FOAM" REFERENCE HERE]

[LessinSF]

Originally posted by purse junkie
The Olsen twins?! They looked like frogs as babies. They looked like frogs as tots. They looked like frogs as just-into-their-teens. Now, they look like really well made up, really expensively dressed frogs. Color 'em green and I swear they look at home on a lily pad.

If wishes were kittens:

[Alex_de_Large]

Another porn star has tested HIV +.

spree: link to AVN website. No nudity, but may be blocked by some censorware.

[Skeks in the city]

Originally posted by Not Me

I am not single and will be wed this summer.

Originally posted by bilmore

Wow! So, he's only about eighteen months away from actual sex? He must be excited.

It won't take him that long to start cheating.

[Skeks in the city]

Originally posted by Not Me

There are some [men] that are good-looking, though. You only need one. Or at least I only need one. Some of you may need more than one.* *filthy polygamists [sic].

Polyandrists.

[Not Me]

Originally posted by Skeks in the city
It won't take him that long to start cheating.

We have been together for several years and I was the one putting the hold on getting married so I doubt you are correct about that. We have plenty of sex now, I just didn't start having sex with him until I felt ready. I am not one of those women who feels ready to jump into bed with a guy until I get to know him as a person.

If you are friends with a guy for some time before you start dating, that might be different. Then you already know the person.

[LessinSF]

Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
Another porn star has tested HIV +.

spree: link to AVN website. No nudity, but may be blocked by some censorware.

For those you not wanting to go there, the "actress" is Jessica Dee from the Czech Republic. She has been working the nasty, I'll do anything circuit for a couple years. I looked for a non-nude pic, but was unsuckcessful. For a nude pic, go here - http://www.sportyone.com/servlets/firebolt?object=24737