imaginary friends to fill the void that is your gaping gash.

[Sidd Finch]

Originally posted by LessinSF
Did you ever answer Paigow's question about what "dentata" means? Because I looked it up on dictionary.com and got no such word, and remain curious?

Read Snow Crash.

[Sidd Finch]

Originally posted by barely_legal
Did you save their numbers? Because they sound perfect for me. Amusement parks are the best.

You and I should clearly hook up. I took Mrs. Finch to an amusement park on our first sort-of date.

(Our situation was such that it was a little hard to distinguish between dates and non-dates, but the amusement park trip, though it didn't necessarily start as a date, certainly ended as one.)

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally posted by Sidd Finch
You and I should clearly hook up. I took Mrs. Finch to an amusement park on our first sort-of date.

(Our situation was such that it was a little hard to distinguish between dates and non-dates, but the amusement park trip, though it didn't necessarily start as a date, certainly ended as one.)

Quit bragging.

[str8outavannuys]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Here's a (brief statement followed by a) question:

I once thought that only people who couldn't get dates through actual real life interaction would use internet dating and that the whole "I just don't have time to get out and meet people" thing was a fucking crock. But, gwnc (and a few others) show that there are normal people who use it.

Has anyone tried it and liked it?

TM

Without it, I'd never get any action.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by Sidd Finch
Read Snow Crash.

I would have suggested Freud, but Sidd's suggestion sounds hipper, so I'll go with that.

It's a vagina with teeth (big scary teeth). According to our friend Sigmund, men have a universal primal fear of such a thing.

Dali made a film about it. See also Little Shop of Horrors.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
THere is a certain pony owning, lunchbox collecting bf's gf who I think has had smashing success.

Reeeeeally?

TM

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by Sidd Finch
You and I should clearly hook up. I took Mrs. Finch to an amusement park on our first sort-of date.

(Our situation was such that it was a little hard to distinguish between dates and non-dates, but the amusement park trip, though it didn't necessarily start as a date, certainly ended as one.)

Necking on the Skyride? Under the bra on the Tilt-o-whirl? Fun in the Funhouse? This could use some elaboration.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by str8outavannuys
Without it, I'd never get any action.

Is this something you and tomato-basil do together?

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Reeeeeally?

TM

Why? Is this not what she tells people? What did you hear?

[Oliver_Wendell_Ramone]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I would have suggested Freud, but Sidd's suggestion sounds hipper, so I'll go with that.

It's a vagina with teeth (big scary teeth). According to our friend Sigmund, men have a universal primal fear of such a thing.

Dali made a film about it. See also Little Shop of Horrors.

You can find a picture of it here.

(Spree: a vagina with teeth (big scary teeth)).

[spookyfish]

Originally posted by LessinSF
Did you ever answer Paigow's question about what "dentata" means? Because I looked it up on dictionary.com and got no such word, and remain curious?

You must be a raving anti-dentite.

[Sidd Finch]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Necking on the Skyride? Under the bra on the Tilt-o-whirl? Fun in the Funhouse? This could use some elaboration.

A post-amusement park hot summer night on the beach, with the waves of the Pacific crashing in.

Rendered only slightly less romantic by the gang of teenagers who decided to shoot a pistol on Ocean Beach that night, but whatever.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Why? Is this not what she tells people? What did you hear?

I don't know what she tells people. I didn't hear anything but this.

TM

[Sidd Finch]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I would have suggested Freud, but Sidd's suggestion sounds hipper, so I'll go with that.

It's a vagina with teeth (big scary teeth). According to our friend Sigmund, men have a universal primal fear of such a thing.

Dali made a film about it. See also Little Shop of Horrors.

The Snow Crash version was much more entertaining, but basically the same concept. The dentata was designed to deal with rape -- not exactly to prevent it, but to stop it in its tracks. Pretty violently, if I remember the book.

Unfortunately, the dentata couldn't distinguish between penises, and if the wearer forgot to remove (or disable -- it's been awhile since I read it) it in the heat of passion, well....

So, the Snow Crash version had all the fun of Freud, without the sexism or angst.

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I've never wanted kids and I'm 36 years old. I think the kid-wanting would have kicked in by now if it's ever going to kick in. I put in my profile that I don't want to have kids. I welcome men who already have kids. That is clear from my profile. I am a big fan of other people's children.

Couldn't you just say "I'm looking for a nice, normal guy to take me to hockey games if and when there is ever a hockey season ever again. In the alternative, a nice normal guy who will commisserate with me about the loss of hockey."
Wouldn't that at least attract a guy with at least 1 of your criteria?

In the alternative - my single friends usually get dragged to either a baseball or basketball game. Baseball is nice - usually a high women/men ratio. If there aren't any cute guys in your section, move. There are good bars and bad bars at most games. The good bars sport the guys with the better tickets. You'd be surprise how much attention a hot woman gets at a baseball game. It's pretty much pick and choose. Basketball is good, but not as good as baseball, since there is more action and guys tend to pay more attention to the game in the second half.
I have never failed to hook a friend up at a game. Never. Of course, it means missing a lot of the game, but you're probably OK with that. You don't even have to like baseball and/or basketball. It allows you to ask questions of total strangers. Cute strangers.