imaginary friends to fill the void that is your gaping gash.

[Gattigap]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
If anyone responds, please remember to use spoilers.

Don't worry. Bilmore's usually pretty considerate about such things.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
I'm not certain this works for a man. That said, would you go down on me in a taxi?

Only if you'd go down on me in a theatre and promise not to think of Dave Coulier.

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
misogynistic, hypocrical institution you call Catholicism. Let them pick their religon.

Speaking of which, as a lapsed Catholic, nothing makes me more guilty than missing mass on Ash Wednesday. It's the one Holy Day of Obligation that I actually feel obliged to attend. Screw Christmas (and its Eve). Fuck the Assumption. To hell with All Saint's Day. Does anyone even know when the Ascension is?

But Ash Wednesday, Lordy, they never let you forget Ash Wednesday. I think part of it is that you either have the smug mark on your forehead for the rest of the day declaring that you're a good Catholic and you went to mass.

I'm not going to mass tomorrow, but I'll feel guilty about it.

[ABBAKiss]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Only if you'd go down on me in a theatre and promise not to think of Dave Coulier.

I don't readily know who Dave Coulier is so agreed. Is the taxi to or from the theatre? I am just trying to figure out how this will play out.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Only if you'd go down on me in a theatre and promise not to think of Dave Coulier.

As long everythings being done properly, who cares what she's thinking about? I'd rather get good head from a woman who's thinking of someone else than bad head from a woman who's thinking about me.

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Speaking of which, as a lapsed Catholic, nothing makes me more guilty than missing mass on Ash Wednesday. It's the one Holy Day of Obligation that I actually feel obliged to attend. Screw Christmas (and its Eve). Fuck the Assumption. To hell with All Saint's Day. Does anyone even know when the Ascension is?

But Ash Wednesday, Lordy, they never let you forget Ash Wednesday. I think part of it is that you either have the smug mark on your forehead for the rest of the day declaring that you're a good Catholic and you went to mass.

I'm not going to mass tomorrow, but I'll feel guilty about it.

Without Ash Wednesday, we wouldn't have Mardi Gras.

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by NotFromHere


I've never seen this movie. Is it any good?

I dunno, but I'm going to go see Disco Dolls in Hot Skin in 3D at the midnight showing at the River Oaks on February 25 or 26. Obviously, I'll give a full review after I see it.

Originally posted by paigowprincess
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hmmm lets try again



How come the picture worked before but not now? Is someone deleting it ?

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Speaking of which, as a lapsed Catholic, nothing makes me more guilty than missing mass on Ash Wednesday. It's the one Holy Day of Obligation that I actually feel obliged to attend. Screw Christmas (and its Eve). Fuck the Assumption. To hell with All Saint's Day. Does anyone even know when the Ascension is?

But Ash Wednesday, Lordy, they never let you forget Ash Wednesday. I think part of it is that you either have the smug mark on your forehead for the rest of the day declaring that you're a good Catholic and you went to mass.

I'm not going to mass tomorrow, but I'll feel guilty about it.

I am also a lapsed Catholic. I sometimes go to Mass on Ash Wednesday and Good Friday. Despite the fact that I haven't been to a Sunday Mass two weeks in a row since the first Reagan Administration, and haven't been to Confession in a decade, I will abstain from eating meat tomorrow and for the next several Fridays.

[Replaced_Texan]

http://www.indystar.com/articles/1/220666-9651-127.html

Guy fired six shots at his own pickup truck, and threatened a convenience store clerk because he thought terrorists were chasing him.

Prosecutors charged Robert N. Cotton, 35, of Evansville, with nine felonies and six misdemeanors Monday in a Vanderburgh County court. Police said Cotton claimed he had consumed 10 bottles of a high energy drink before his Jan. 25 outburst.

Also, don't make bets involving your testicles. Dunno if it was Red Bull related or not, but Welsh guy bet his friends that he'd cut off his testicles if Wales beat the UK. They did, and he did.

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
I don't readily know who Dave Coulier is so agreed. Is the taxi to or from the theatre? I am just trying to figure out how this will play out.

Dave is an actor who played the goofy friend of Bob Saget in Full House. According to one rumor, he was the inspiration for Alanis's You Oughta Know (hence the going down in a theater).

I prefer the Felix Potvin rumor myself, but that's just me.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
As long everythings being done properly, who cares what she's thinking about? I'd rather get good head from a woman who's thinking of someone else than bad head from a woman who's thinking about me.

Alanis cares, damn it.

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by Not Bob
I am also a lapsed Catholic. I sometimes go to Mass on Ash Wednesday and Good Friday. Despite the fact that I haven't been to a Sunday Mass two weeks in a row since the first Reagan Administration, and haven't been to Confession in a decade, I will abstain from eating meat tomorrow and for the next several Fridays.

I am also a lapsed Catholic. I will not go to mass tomorrow and I will not feel guilty. When I see a Catholic wandering around with ashes on his forehead, I will pretend to be a kindly gentleman with boundary issues, remark concernedly that he has a smudge on his forehead, lick my thumb and wipe it off. Although I do not eat a great deal of meat, I will make it a point to eat meat each Friday during lent. The only remotely Catholic thing I plan to do is diddle a few altar boys on Easter.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Alanis cares, damn it.

It was a slap in the face how quickly I was replaced
And was she thinking of me when she blew him?

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
I am also a lapsed Catholic. I will not go to mass tomorrow and I will not feel guilty. When I see a Catholic wandering around with ashes on his forehead, I will pretend to be a kindly gentleman with boundary issues, remark concernedly that he has a smudge on his foreheads, lick my thumb and wipe it off. Although I do not eat a great deal of meat, I will make it a point to eat meat each Friday during lent. The only remotely Catholic thing I plan to do is diddle a few alter boys on Easter.

Dude. "Lent" has a capital L. You are such toast.