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10-14-2005, 11:57 AM
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#3841
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
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PhDILF.
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Originally posted by baltassoc
You picked that picture over this one?
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Nice goiter.
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10-14-2005, 12:01 PM
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#3842
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
Posts: 18,597
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Further proof
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Originally posted by sunnybunny
I'm fairly certain I would kill this man if I met him in person. Right after I dragged him from the bumper of my F250.
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That's what you think now, but I bet you'd end up dating him.
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10-14-2005, 12:05 PM
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#3843
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hippity hop, hippity hop!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out to lunch
Posts: 1,341
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Further proof
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
That's what you think now, but I bet you'd end up dating him.
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The three kids would be a dealbreaker. I hate kids.
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KRUSTY
So he's proactive, huh?
EXECUTIVE
Oh, God, yes. We're talking about a totally outrageous paradigm.
MEYER
Excuse me, but "proactive" and "paradigm"? Aren't these just buzzwords that dumb people use to sound important? Not that I'm accusing you of anything like that.
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10-14-2005, 12:08 PM
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#3844
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Podunkville
Posts: 6,034
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Things I Hate
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Originally posted by dtb
We missed you!! It almost wasn't worth it.
(Eh, who[m] am I kidding? It would have been most excellent to have you there, of course, but it was worth it, your unfortunate absence notwithstanding.)
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Oh, don't leave us hanging! How magnificant was his mane of hair? Did he wear a spread collar? Is his ass really flat? Did he ramble incomprehensively for a minute or two before tossing off le mot juste? Did he disdain oral sex? |
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10-14-2005, 12:11 PM
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#3845
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
Posts: 8,197
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PhDILF.
Quote:
Originally posted by baltassoc
You picked that picture over this one?
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Separated at birth?
That's Jessalyn Gilsig, from Boston Public and Nip/Tuck (Wilbur's sex-addict mom).
Last edited by robustpuppy; 10-14-2005 at 12:13 PM..
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10-14-2005, 12:13 PM
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#3846
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Rageaholic
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: On the margins.
Posts: 3,507
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Things I Hate
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
1. 7:00 a.m. Friday conference call that I shouldn't have to be on, following the closing of a big deal all week.
2. Missing Sebbypalooza.
Carry on.
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I hate lots of things, but strangely enough, I don't feel much like complaining about them today.
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Some people say I need anger management. I say fuck them.
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10-14-2005, 12:14 PM
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#3847
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Hello, Dum-Dum.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 10,117
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PhDILF.
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Nice goiter.
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If you can find a hotter looking tenured professor of particle, high energy, or astrophysics, POST IT. Until then, shut the fuck up. |
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10-14-2005, 12:14 PM
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#3848
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Rageaholic
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: On the margins.
Posts: 3,507
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Further proof
Quote:
Originally posted by sunnybunny
I'm fairly certain I would kill this man if I met him in person. Right after I dragged him from the bumper of my F250.
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F250?
Fag.
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Some people say I need anger management. I say fuck them.
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10-14-2005, 12:15 PM
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#3849
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Rageaholic
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: On the margins.
Posts: 3,507
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Further proof
Quote:
Originally posted by sunnybunny
The three kids would be a dealbreaker. I hate kids.
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I'm sure they hate you too.
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Some people say I need anger management. I say fuck them.
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10-14-2005, 12:15 PM
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 1,196
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PhDILF.
Quote:
Originally posted by robustpuppy
Separated at birth?
That's Jessalyn Gilsig, from Boston Public and Nip/Tuck (Wilbur's sex-addict mom).
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Jessalyn? Does she have 15 brothers and sisters? |
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10-14-2005, 12:19 PM
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#3851
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
Posts: 14,278
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Things I Hate
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Me:
1. Not really having sick days b/c we're lawyers. I don't like getting punished for being sick.*
2. Missing ABBApalooza.
*I'm not sick. I just want to call in "sick".
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I need to call in sick more often. I have 298 hours of sick leave just sitting there.
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
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10-14-2005, 12:19 PM
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#3852
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
Posts: 8,197
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PhDILF.
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Originally posted by barely_legal
Jessalyn? Does she have 15 brothers and sisters?
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Jessalyn, Jessamyn, Jermajesty, Jingo, Jingle, Juice, Jedi, Juggs, Judd, Jed, Jheri, Jojo, John, Jack, Jane, and Judy ... DINNER!!! |
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10-14-2005, 12:21 PM
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Appalaichan Trail
Posts: 6,201
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Things I Hate
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Originally posted by Not Bob
Oh, don't leave us hanging! How magnificant was his mane of hair?
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Rather magnificent -- that was how the vote came out. Not thinning (at least, not noticeably).
Quote:
Originally posted by Not Bob
Did he wear a spread collar?
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I'm not really sure. What is a spread collar, again?
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Originally posted by Not Bob
Is his ass really flat?
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You know, I'm getting this question a lot. I can't believe I didn't pay more attention to this particular attribute, but, again, I'm not really sure. I didn't notice anything unusual one way or the other.
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Originally posted by Not Bob
Did he ramble incomprehensively for a minute or two before tossing off le mot juste?
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There were several mots justes, and they were not preceded by incomprehensive ramblings. I know. I was as surpised as you!
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Originally posted by Not Bob
Did he disdain oral sex?
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No. |
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10-14-2005, 12:25 PM
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#3854
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Caustically Optimistic
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: The City That Reads
Posts: 2,385
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PhDILF.
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Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
If you can find a hotter looking tenured professor of particle, high energy, or astrophysics, POST IT. Until then, shut the fuck up.
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How about Statistics?
Sorry, couldn't find a money shot of Kathy in front of some of her favorite equations.
But she is a full professor and the department chair. |
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10-14-2005, 12:26 PM
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#3855
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: In a teeny, tiny, little office
Posts: 14,167
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Russian Ending?
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Originally posted by NotFromHere
How, exactly, did this come up in conversation yesterday?
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I was surfing craigslist. One of the most populatr posts was definitions for "service providers." I was surprised to see that GFE, or "girlfriend experience" did not mean expensive dinner followed by "maybe we should just be friends."
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