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[Mister_Ruysbroeck]

Originally posted by Spanky
The guy was a total jerk to Stacy the other day. It was revenge.

Forgive me if I don't know who Stacy is. And why was he a jerk to him/her? (don't go all inside jokey on me, Spanky)

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by Penske_Account
Speedos anywhere but in workouts or meets are the gayest of the gayest things ever, nttawwt. As soon as you get out of the pool throw a tool or shorts on.

Like what, a wrench? I hardly think you are going to look un-gay prancing about in Speedos with a wrench tightly secured to your cock. But I always thought you tri guys were a little . . . "off."

[sgtclub]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
I don't think the FBonlys are really familiar with you, your persona, and your oeuvre. I believe the Spanky board broght you here. Why don;'t you tell us about yourself?? All I really seem to know is that you prefer the sex with the ladies over thirty and that you are a republican.

Are you pitching to be my agent?

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by Spanky
The guy was a total jerk to Stacy the other day. It was revenge.

Did you hear about former GOP Senate candidate Jack Ryan? The one who was married to Jeri Ryan, who played 7 of 9 in Star Trek: Voyager?

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Like what, a wrench? I hardly think you are going to look un-gay prancing about in Speedos with a wrench tightly secured to your cock. But I always thought you tri guys were a little . . . "off."

Ha! Ironwood, you hacked PLF's sock again. Same tired cat-tripe as your primary, but I applaud the insurgent like effourt.

[Spanky]

Originally posted by nononono
Sebastian's right. And she doesn't trust you.

I could not disagree nore with what Sebastian posted. In by twenty some odd years of dating I can conclusively say that you couldn't be more wrong.

1) My experience is that most woman, especially the older they get, are very wary of any guy. When they meet a guy, and for the first couple of dates, they scrutinize and think about everything he says and does. If you make a wrong move that triggers some memory of a bad experience with a boyfriend you can screw it up. A girl can be really into you and you can screw it up or she can not be into you and you can turn them around on a first date. And it can be really stupid little things that does it. The first meeting and the first few dates are like walking through a minefield.

2) Your whole idea about a woman either being into you or not is way off to. Woman don't know what the hell the want and they change their minds often. If I had a dollar for everytime I heard a woman say about their boyfirend or husband " when we first me I didn't like him at all or he was a total freak and I was not interest in him or he was not the type of guy I dated ...but the story is always the same. They didn't think they were into the guy and then he did something to change their mind.

3) At this point there is not enough information to know what is going through her mind. There were all sorts of mixed signals. She wrote down her phone number (she did not say it to me so I had to write it down) and said she really wanted to go out to dinner. When I called her she seemed shocked that I called. I think she was expecting a call from someone else. She kept saying she did want to go out but I think she is nervous because she doesn't know who I am. - actually this is waste of time because there is no way to know what she is thinking and she may not even know what she is thinking.

[Spanky]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
I am embarrassed to admit this, but I've been watching Hooking Up weekly on ABC, and this guy last night said, about people you are dating, "There are yes-es, and nos and maybes... but the maybes are really just nos you're trying to convince yourself of otherwise." And you know, he's absolutely right. If it's not a yes, it's a no.

This is true of men but not true of woman.

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Did you hear about former GOP Senate candidate Jack Ryan?

Is that the one that ends, "the Aristocrats"?

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by Spanky
This is true of men but not true of woman.

Honey, I am a woman, and it's true of me.

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I don't know how dependable they are, but they look fucking great. My mom's worked on some houses where they were installed and showed me some shots of them. They looked really nice, and this was two years or so ago, so they probably look even better now.

The coolest of those indoor pools, however, is the single lane lap pool. I saw a photo of one of those in front of a huge window facing the sunset. Gorgeous. But why a fat old man needs it is beyond me.

If I were lucky enough to afford such an item, I'd have it connected to a steam room which linked into my bathroom. Thats a sweet set up.

I harbor a fantasy about ripping out the driveway in my back yard and putting in a single lane lap pool. It wouldn't end up being more than 15 to 20 meters unless I moved some fencing around, but I'd certainly use it a lot.

It's not at the top of my fantasy list right now, though.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by Spanky
This is true of men but not true of woman.

This little slip is rather telling.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by Spanky
This is true of men but not true of woman.

It's pretty true of me. And I don't have a penis, last I checked.

eta: nope, still no penis. Yay!!

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Not Bob
That does look a little like my mental images of you and penske.

the guy on the phone looks like me

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Like what, a wrench? I hardly think you are going to look un-gay prancing about in Speedos with a wrench tightly secured to your cock. But I always thought you tri guys were a little . . . "off."

Guys in Speedos either look gay (slim guys) or gross (chubby guys). Penske is just trying to claim he's still slim.

[Spanky]

Originally posted by LessinSF
Coincidentally, I found this passage in the book (Deepsix by Jack McDevitt) I am reading last night:

"Now that she faced possible termination, her life seemed curiously incomplete. She'd heard somewhere that, when death was near, one's regrets were not for one's actions, the assorted small and petty acts, the occasional immoralities, even the periodic cruelties visited on others. But rather one regretted things notdone, adventures not undertaken, experiences left untasted, whether through some false code of morality or, more likely, shyness or fear of failure.

She smiled to herself. MacAllister had said somewhere, through fear of getting caught."

Exactly. You have to take every ride in the amusement park.