Fashion Board 6-9-04 to 7-13-04

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Originally posted by taxwonk
Hey!!! Why can't I come, too?

Even I have no objection to you jerking off thinking of all of us having a great time orgy-ing in SA.

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by Sidd Finch
Thanks, but I really miss the way you do it for me.

Fringey, please don't quit. I think I see a light at the end of the tunnel. When the conversation has turned to one guy scratching another guy's nuts, I think the debate is over.

And this just in...a 40 pound cat. How does one lift a 40 pound cat? How does a cat get that fat?

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by patentparanyc
What are you a Hassidic from New Square with a few people to pardon?

You are *such* an easily bought whore. NTTAWWT.

How lovely. It appears that, among your other charms, you are anti-semitic as well.

[Gattigap]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
Fringey, please don't quit. I think I see a light at the end of the tunnel. When the conversation has turned to one guy scratching another guy's nuts, I think the debate is over.

And this just in...a 31 pound cat. How does one lift a 31 pound cat? How does a cat get that fat?

Interesting how that photo and someone's avatar look like a before/after shot, no?

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Originally posted by NotFromHere
Fringey, please don't quit. I think I see a light at the end of the tunnel. When the conversation has turned to one guy scratching another guy's nuts, I think the debate is over.

Does TM scratch Sidd's nuts in a light, teasing way? Or is it harder, kinda cruel, with a cockring involved?

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Gattigap
Interesting how that photo and someone's avatar look like a before/after shot, no?

That actually made me laugh out loud for an extended period.

Can I even TELL you people how incredibly BORING work has been lately? I suppose it's kinda obvious.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
Fringey, please don't quit. I think I see a light at the end of the tunnel. When the conversation has turned to one guy scratching another guy's nuts, I think the debate is over.

And this just in...a 31 pound cat. How does one lift a 40 pound cat? How does a cat get that fat?

I have an 17lber. She's gross looking.

I had a friend who had a 25lb+ cat in college. It was so fat, its back had kinked from carrying the weight. We used to get whacked and sit and look at it and laugh. I think realized people were laughing at it and developed a complex. It was terribly unfriendly. I watched it try to catch a bird once. Pretty funny. Thing could actually motor when it had to.

[Tyrone Slothrop]

Originally posted by dc_chef
When asked, Dan Patrick opined that basketball players are the greatest professional atheletes. He said that it was the combination of the players being that tall and large and doing so much running and otherwise coordinating.

This is an excellent use of the word "coordinating," and all the more so for being unexpected on this, the Fashion Board.

Carry on.

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Does TM scratch Sidd's nuts in a light, teasing way? Or is it harder, kinda cruel, with a cockring involved?

Let me check with someone who was actually present for the event.

Hey Atticus - did you say cock ring or Prince Albert?

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore

I was at this game. Make this game a Game 7 for the Pennant and it is the greatest game ever played between the two teams. Neither team would budge. Fantastic pitching. Gutty performances all over the place. Great, great game.

I actually felt bad for the Boston fans last night. They get so excited when it looks like they're going to win. But it's a tempered excitement. They don't want to jinx their cursed team and they walk around with heads ducked, even when leading with two outs in the bottom of the 13th, just in case the boom gets lowered. And it always does.

The guys sitting in front of me were Boston fans. Somebody behind me was talking trash and they got into it a bit. I jumped in because the Boston fan was asking for it. I said something like, "Shadap. You're fucking losing. At least wait until you guys are up to open your ugly mug."

He comes back with, and get this (and he says it like a chant, you know?): "FLO-rida MAR-lins."

I was shocked. I couldn't believe it. Here was a Boston fan who had absolutely no ammo to use whatsoever, so he brings up a team that has nothing to do with the current situation. As you may have guessed, I proceeded to embarass and berate him for the next ten minutes with a tyrade reminiscent of the great Iverson "Practice" rant.

"Florida? That's what you've got? Florida? Come on, man. Please tell me you've got something else. Florida? You're here in Yankee Stadium, about to get swept and you come at me with 'Florida?' Please tell me you vacation in Florida. Or maybe your parents have retired there? Do you like Disney World or something? What the fuck does Florida have to do with you getting smacked around tonight? Out of your entire arsenal, you just scrolled through in your pathetic little Bean Town brain, you decide to go with 'Florida?' You should be ashamed of yourself. You know what? I hope you guys win tonight. I really do. For your sake. I hope you win, because I don't want you to leave this game with this as the memory. Either way, you're going to go home tonight and ask yourself again and again, "Why'd I say 'Florida?' Why?" And you should. Fucking Boston. I love it."

He shut up after the second sentence and everyone was laughing and laughing. I felt a little bad (which is a new sensation for me), but come on, man. Florida? Please.

Anyway, what the hell is Francona thinking not pinch-hitting Nomah at all last night? There were many ocassions that he could have saved their ass. Is Boston so stubborn that they would rather lose to us than let Nomar get the game winning rbi? Unbelievable.

TM

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
[sports crap]

TM

Would you please go back to describing in detail your sucking on Sidd's (two) testicles while gently scratching your own? It really adds a new dimension to my tweaking. Thanks.

[Tyrone Slothrop]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
I was at this game. Make this game a Game 7 for the Pennant and it is the greatest game ever played between the two teams. Neither team would budge. Fantastic pitching. Gutty performances all over the place. Great, great game.

I actually felt bad for the Boston fans last night. They get so excited when it looks like they're going to win. But it's a tempered excitement. They don't want to jinx their cursed team and they walk around with heads ducked, even when leading with two outs in the bottom of the 13th, just in case the boom gets lowered. And it always does.

The guys sitting in front of me were Boston fans. Somebody behind me was talking trash and they got into it a bit. I jumped in because the Boston fan was asking for it. I said something like, "Shadap. You're fucking losing. At least wait until you guys are up to open your ugly mug."

He comes back with, and get this (and he says it like a chant, you know?): "FLO-rida MAR-lins."

I was shocked. I couldn't believe it. Here was a Boston fan who had absolutely no ammo to use whatsoever, so he brings up a team that has nothing to do with the current situation. As you may have guessed, I proceeded to embarass and berate him for the next ten minutes with a tyrade reminiscent of the great Iverson "Practice" rant.

"Florida? That's what you've got? Florida? Come on, man. Please tell me you've got something else. Florida? You're here in Yankee Stadium, about to get swept and you come at me with 'Florida?' Please tell me you vacation in Florida. Or maybe your parents have retired there? Do you like Disney World or something? What the fuck does Florida have to do with you getting smacked around tonight? Out of your entire arsenal, you just scrolled through in your pathetic little Bean Town brain, you decide to go with 'Florida?' You should be ashamed of yourself. You know what? I hope you guys win tonight. I really do. For your sake. I hope you win, because I don't want you to leave this game with this as the memory. Either way, you're going to go home tonight and ask yourself again and again, "Why'd I say 'Florida?' Why?" And you should. Fucking Boston. I love it."

He shut up after the second sentence and everyone was laughing and laughing. I felt a little bad (which is a new sensation for me), but come on, man. Florida? Please.

Anyway, what the hell is Francona thinking not pinch-hitting Nomah at all last night? There were many ocassions that he could have saved their ass. Is Boston so stubborn that they would rather lose to us than let Nomar get the game winning rbi? Unbelievable.

As Apu once said, the South shall come again.

Not Bob and Burger and I will be in the bar down the street. Anne Elk, too, but I think she's just staking out a seat for Sunday.

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
I'm still at a loss as to why they airbrushed out bnb's boobs but didn't do the same for my tummy.

She must have blown someone.

Fringey, congratulations. You win the Understatement of the Day Award. Please step forward to the podium to collect your trophy.

[Anne Elk]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
I actually felt bad for the Boston fans last night. They get so excited when it looks like they're going to win. But it's a tempered excitement. They don't want to jinx their cursed team and they walk around with heads ducked, even when leading with two outs in the bottom of the 13th, just in case the boom gets lowered. And it always does.

The guys sitting in front of me were Boston fans. Somebody behind me was talking trash and they got into it a bit. I jumped in because the Boston fan was asking for it. I said something like, "Shadap. You're fucking losing. At least wait until you guys are up to open your ugly mug."

He comes back with, and get this (and he says it like a chant, you know?): "FLO-rida MAR-lins."

TM

Yes, the boom always gets lowered. Don't know what we'd do if it didn't. That would take away part of our identity.

It is the rare occasion when I meet a Boston sports fan who can actually speak intelligently about a sport (with the exception of NE Revolution fans of course). For the most part they are just a bunch of beer-belly baring Mass-holes chanting the team name between chugs of Bud Light. They are embarassing.

Yes, Florida Marlins was the best he could come up with. Pathetic sot.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Fringey, congratulations. You win the Understatement of the Day Award. Please step forward to the podium to collect your trophy.

I don't get it.