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01-19-2005, 04:56 PM
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#376
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
I see. She won't let you drive.
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Why would this matter, muffin?
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01-19-2005, 04:59 PM
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#377
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: In a teeny, tiny, little office
Posts: 14,167
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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
I am very hospitable to those who give me rides home, if you know what I mean.
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When you get a snoot full you'll fuck anything that can drive?
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01-19-2005, 05:00 PM
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#378
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
This is a question I often ask.
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I suggest proposing to Sequels in the cab of your roomie's pick up truck. Last best chance. |
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01-19-2005, 05:00 PM
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#379
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
Posts: 8,197
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Quote:
Originally posted by taxwonk
When you get a snoot full you'll fuck anything that can drive?
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You forgot to add NTTAWWT. |
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01-19-2005, 05:01 PM
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#380
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
You forgot to add NTTAWWT.
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It's me. That part's implied.
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01-19-2005, 05:02 PM
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#381
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Consigliere
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pelosi Land!
Posts: 9,477
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taxwonk
When you get a snoot full you'll fuck anything that can drive?
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Wrong bimbo.
AbbaMuffin isn't the snoot er |
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01-19-2005, 05:03 PM
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#382
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Government Yard in Trenchtown
Posts: 20,182
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
This is a question I often ask.
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You know, if she has an issue here it is likely just the semi-public nature of the act that gives her pause. Surely, you can address that - perhaps an all wheel drive frolic some weekend.
Once things happen in a more private setting, you never know when the urge to impress the guys driving the eighteen-wheelers might strike her. |
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01-19-2005, 05:03 PM
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#383
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pop goes the chupacabra
Posts: 18,532
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
I always forget about the existence of Adam and Rebecca for some reason which means they don't annoy me.
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This is not possible. Adam is so annoying that you must simply mentally block it out. His little devil-horns hair alone make him a candidate for ridicule. Well, that, and his cries for mommy. |
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01-19-2005, 05:04 PM
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#384
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
Posts: 14,278
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Originally posted by dtb
My husband thinks he's all that (I can't get away with that can I?) when it comes to parallel parking, but he's got nothing -- NOTHING, I tell you -- on me. In fact, when I'm driving home and I park at the fire hydrant in front of our building (only for the purposes of unloading, of course), it's two turns, and I'm in. The doorman marvels at my skills -- but always out of earshot of my mean, macho husband...
who can't parallel park for SHIT!
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I seriously considered putting "can parallel park Suburban" on my resume under "other skills".
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01-19-2005, 05:05 PM
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#385
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,743
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Quote:
Originally posted by paigowprincess
I suggest proposing to Sequels in the cab of your roomie's pick up truck. Last best chance.
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It does have a Hemi.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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01-19-2005, 05:05 PM
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#386
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
Posts: 8,197
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I seriously considered putting "can parallel park Suburban" on my resume under "other skills".
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But you didn't, because it might prompt questions about your actual driving? |
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01-19-2005, 05:11 PM
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#387
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: All American Burger
Posts: 1,446
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
It does have a Hemi.
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You must be talking about the truck. |
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01-19-2005, 05:11 PM
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#388
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
Posts: 14,278
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Quote:
Originally posted by robustpuppy
But you didn't, because it might prompt questions about your actual driving?
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My insurance company, oddly enough, just lowered my rates. I take it that they didn't hear about the untimely demise of the bunny rabbit over the Thanksgiving weekend.
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01-19-2005, 05:14 PM
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#389
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Rageaholic
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: On the margins.
Posts: 3,507
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Quote:
Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
My insurance company, oddly enough, just lowered my rates. I take it that they didn't hear about the untimely demise of the bunny rabbit over the Thanksgiving weekend.
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Translation: I just had a birthday ending in a "0".
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01-19-2005, 05:15 PM
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#390
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,743
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Quote:
Originally posted by Aloha Mr. Learned Hand
You must be talking about the truck.
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The individual who greenlighted (greenlit?) those commercials is approximately #3 on my list of people whom I would punch in the face repeatedly.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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