Fashion Board 6-9-04 to 7-13-04

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
why? it clashes with your morning bump?

He gets mean if he starts drinking to early. And I get mean if you interupt "mommy's wake up routine".

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Hey, don't knock the drunks. If it wasn't for us, the festive would never get any...

While I think this point has been covered before (maybe ad nauseum), let me reiterate that there are a lot of festive people in the world. Women, men and children. They seem to procreate somehow and they all can't be drunk all the time. It seems to fly in the face of your logic.

Also, while I'm at it, I spotted this sign on a nail salon nearby: "We will be close this Sunday". So if anyone is stalked by nail salon employees on Sunday, you have been warned.

[LessinSF]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
WHEREAS, the Betties want more of ironweed and his fluffernutter, cigarettes, alcohol and sexy world-weariness (Note to dtb: does this need a hypen or not? Please let me know before I head to Bowne for printing.);

His scam has been noted by the authorities, though - http://travel.guardian.co.uk/news/st...247046,00.html (pleasure cruise operator dosing women travelers with extacy and "bombes," resulting in orgies. Damn you Ironweed for ruining my vacation.

In other important sex/legal news:

1. New "sexy" photos of the 23 year old teacher who had sex with the 14 year old student in the back of the car have surfaced - http://www.nbc5.com/slideshow/347272...?qs=;s=1;w=320 (all clothed and really not all that sexy).

2. The porn site http://www.whitehouse.com has been granted a potential trademark, but had to strip (heh, heh) the site of political references so as not to confuse anyone with whitehouse.gov, yeah right. http://www.cnn.com/2004/TECH/interne....ap/index.html (news article).

3. Wonkette has signed a $300,000 book deal and will appear in the November 2004 Playboy - http://dailytelegraph.news.com.au/st...toryid=1565308 - thus answering the question of who you have to fuck in Washington to get ahead (pun intended).


P.S. How did I miss that Dan from Real World Miami was arrested for jacking off in a gay porn theater - http://www.pitch.com/issues/2004-07-01/feature.html ?

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by Anne Elk
Sure. What flavor?

Not that bastardized red stuff that goes under the name "licorice".

[NotFromHere]

OK men, armed with this weapon - go out there and talk some woman into giving you some - it's for her good health.


Jennifer Bass, the head of information services at the Kinsey Institute for Research in Sex, Gender and Reproduction in Bloomington, Ind. "We know that healthier people have more sexual activity. But we do not know which comes first. Does the good health make you more willing to have sex, or does the sex have a positive impact?”

1. Easing depression and stress - A recent study of college students at the State University of New York in Albany suggests that semen acts as an antidepressant. At least that's what the guys say. Semen is good stuff. It gives a shot of zinc, calcium, potassium, fructose, proteins.

2. Relieving pain - Oxytocin, a natural chemical in the body that surges before and during climax, gets some of the credit, along with a couple of other compounds like endorphins.
According to a study by Beverly Whipple, professor emeritus at Rutgers University and a famed sexologist and author, when women masturbated to orgasm “the pain tolerance threshold and pain detection threshold increased significantly by 74.6 percent and 106.7 percent respectively.”

3. Boosting cardio health - It’s possible that male goo can lower blood pressure. Another recent study found that women who gave their men oral sex, and swallowed, had a lower risk of preeclampsia.

4. Countering prostate cancer
5. Healing wounds
6. Fighting aging - Can sex really make you live longer? Maybe. In the same population of British men I cited earlier, researchers found a 50 percent reduction in overall mortality in the group of men who said they had the most orgasms. There was a dose response: the more orgasms, the better.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Oh! I just remembered what I thought last night that I wanted to post (I'm a dork). My mensa magazine arrived last night (I'm a huge dork) and it had an article on "famous mensans". Normally this magazine goes straight to recycling, but I thought I would read this article. There were the usual suspects - Geena Davis, Isaac Asimov, but also... Asia Carrerra! She's a dork as well. Because porn always makes me think of you all, I thought I would share this interesting piece of news.

[Mister_Ruysbroeck]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
No. It was a joke, jackass.

And don't jump in at the tail end of an argument to add your devalued two pesos. If you have something of substance to say, say it. Otherwise, go play with your spotted balls.

TM

Tail end is my specialty and there's nothing wrong with a few freckles here and there.

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by LessinSF
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3. Wonkette has signed a $300,000 book deal and will appear in the November 2004 Playboy - http://dailytelegraph.news.com.au/st...toryid=1565308 - thus answering the question of who you have to fuck in Washington to get ahead (pun intended).

Well, Washingtonienne. And Wonkette's not bitter:

Sorry about the whole no posting thing yesterday. We were busy starting a blog about our sex life! We did a cost-benefit analysis and it makes more sense to pick up Bush appointees in swanky hotels bars and let them do unspeakable things to us than it does to make jokes about people who do that. Or to buy drinks for people who do that.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by LessinSF
P.S. How did I miss that Dan from Real World Miami was arrested for jacking off in a gay porn theater - http://www.pitch.com/issues/2004-07-01/feature.html ?

sorry. I saw that on realityblurred yesterday and thought the same thing (why didn't I know?). thought about posting the link to his mugshot. it is on thesmokinggun.com. sounds like he's working the all publicity is good publicity angle hard. victimless crime.

[patentparanyc]

Originally posted by taxwonk
How lovely. It appears that, among your other charms, you are anti-semitic as well.

Shut the fuck up. My in-laws are Jewish you asshole. It was a joke.

[patentparanyc]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Oh! I just remembered what I thought last night that I wanted to post (I'm a dork). My mensa magazine arrived last night (I'm a huge dork) and it had an article on "famous mensans". Normally this magazine goes straight to recycling, but I thought I would read this article. There were the usual suspects - Geena Davis, Isaac Asimov, but also... Asia Carrerra! She's a dork as well. Because porn always makes me think of you all, I thought I would share this interesting piece of news.

that's on her website and commonly held knowledge

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by ironweed
Bottom line? The human race is destined to be mired in petty misunderstanding and unfounded contempt until it finally destroys itself in a convulsive nuclear exchange.

Using the "football?"*

TM

* And this helps neither PLF nor SD

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by patentparanyc
that's on her website and commonly held knowledge

LOL!! I'm so out of it. I could totally kill myself!

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
LOL!! I'm so out of it. I could totally kill myself!

Run down to Starbucks for a quick caffeine shot! It'll perk you right up! You'll feel much better! I swear they should set up IV's of that stuff!!

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Hey, don't knock the drunks. If it wasn't for us, the festive would never get any...

It's not about the drinking, you fucked up the subjunctive, and please refer to gwinky's post re: the festives getting some angle.