Removing the feeding tube from our aging hipster plaid pants

[dtb]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
I hope she's riding something else, is all I'm saying. Yeah, she's probably using TC to get press for her and her movie. He has one coming out too, I think?

Yes -- within a week of each other. (To cement my image as someone with street cred and insider status, I will share with you that I heard this tidbit this morning on the rockin'est radio station of all time - 1010WINS. It was on the entertainment segment, which comes on at :38 after the hour for all you out there who, unlike me, aren't in-the-know.)

[dtb]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Ashotn Kutcher is hot hottie hot. And he is pretty likable in interviews. I forgive him the Kaballah bunny suit.

GOod to see another aging woman traop another younger man via pregnancy. How many more times am I gonna hear this story? Why aren't guys more careful with their condoms?

'til the end of time, baby. (Personally, I think the trapping is the other way around -- when will these gals ever learn?)

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Obviously needs to be updated, but she's in there:

Holmes, Katie. "Obsessively searching for drugs to enhance and increase her orgasms."

so dating Cruise is like a cold turkey thing for her?

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Obviously needs to be updated, but she's in there:

Holmes, Katie. "Obsessively searching for drugs to enhance and increase her orgasms." Linked with Joshua Jackson, Chris Klein, and James Van Der Beek.

http://www.geocities.com/mnussitch/gossip.html

I wonder what drugs she's searching for?

I bet she flushes really attractively when she comes.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by dtb
Yes -- within a week of each other. (To cement my image as someone with street cred and insider status, I will share with you that I heard this tidbit this morning on the rockin'est radio station of all time - 1010WINS. It was on the entertainment segment, which comes on at :38 after the hour for all you out there who, unlike me, aren't in-the-know.)

I could only listen to that segment if I skipped news and traffic on the eights. What a dilemma.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Obviously needs to be updated, but she's in there:

Holmes, Katie. "Obsessively searching for drugs to enhance and increase her orgasms." Linked with Joshua Jackson, Chris Klein, and James Van Der Beek.

http://www.geocities.com/mnussitch/gossip.html

I wonder what drugs she's searching for?

Thank you. A new website to fill my Thursday. Looks like this one might make my favorites list.

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Ah, so you haven't seen the show this season. This argument is worse than I know everyone mostly agrees that I am mainly correct. I love a lawyer who preaches about what he knows nothing of.

How is the WCSB?

I have been advised that one small aspect of my writing that may seem like Chinese is "WCSB". THis is an acronym for World Class Bed Shitter, one of Atticus' finest. I guess nobody reads Atticus.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
so dating Cruise is like a cold turkey thing for her?

Don't scientologists eschew drug use?

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Thank you. A new website to fill my Thursday. Looks like this one might make my favorites list.

I think it's just a re-hash of that other site with all the celebrity doo-doo that got posted here about a year ago.

Originally posted by paigowprincess
"WCSB". THis is an acronym for World Class Bed Shitter

Not for nothing, but you don't make it any easier on us by misspelling the acronyms too.

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
The more "m"s you put in his name, the funnier it gets.

This is the new "past your sell by date" . didnt you get the memo?

Originally posted by ironweed
Not for nothing, but you don't make it any easier on us by misspelling the acronyms too.

Hah! Good one. WCSB is White Cooze Sunny Bunny

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
I think it's just a re-hash of that other site with all the celebrity doo-doo that got posted here about a year ago.

I don't know. I guess I missed that one. I did find the celebrity equivalent of mmmmm:

Baldwin, Alec. The bloviator. Arrogant SOB. Punches out photographers. Acts like spoiled infant on-set. Left Janine Turner almost literally at the altar. Drug problem. Linked with Kim Basinger (failed marriage; among other things, he hit her), Kristin Davis, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Cheri Oteri, and Tatum O'Neal.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Don't scientologists eschew drug use?

Well Tom has an adversion to drugs, yes. It is not as bad as his adversion to being near a female having an orgasm, but still it is there.

[Alex_de_Large]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
Midlife crisis?
Will he sleep with his ex-wife's sister?

Tom Cruise's new girlfriend, Katie Holmes, was four years old when he starred in "Risky Business."

Cruise, 42, and Holmes, 26, have been dating a few weeks, Cruise’s publicist and sister, Lee Anne DeVette, said Wednesday.

Holmes is best known for starring in the TV show “Dawson’s Creek,” and the movies “Wonder Boys” and “Pieces of April.” She will co-star with Christian Bale in this summer’s “Batman Begins.”

2 Questions, 1 - what is she thinking?
2 - what is he thinking?
So dude, do you totally like want to go clubbing or what?

FYI, a google images search reveals several topless pics of Ms. Holmes. She's not that bad.