Fashion Board 1-08-04 through 02-03-04

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
Since the topic is still on a roll:

He blew Nigeria, too (Abuja, not Lagos). Another big one.

Slut.

[bilmore]

Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
. . . pour Stoli ($307.69) over rocks . . .

Stoli comes in kegs?

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
How do you plan on avoiding the mess after I collect on my handjob?

TM

She could mop it up with the wipes Coltrane's girlfriend insists he keep by the bedside and throw them into the vomit bucket we need for dealing with these posts, dream lover.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Me: First Class plane ticket to Roatan Honduras. ($1500). One week at the CocoView resort ($600, all inclusinve, including diving). 3 8-balls. ($750). and $150 left over for incidentals.

Whoooa... that's a party there, sweet tits. You'll need $100 worth of Xanax (mexicanpharmacy.com) for that sort of week.

[sunnybunny]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
This? This is the best alternative to a discussion about capitols in Africa?

Buy your own pasta maker, and ask them if they'll throw an imagination in with it.

I wasn't aspiring to being imaginitive; I was thinking about butternut squash ravioli, but if you must be so hostile Sebby, I will be in Windhoek, come July.


I heart Carbs. Is that a crime?

Bunny

[spookyfish]

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Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
Poll: You have a week. You have $3,000 in cash. You have no spouse, no SO, no fiance (hi, paigow!), no kids. What do you do?
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Originally posted by evenodds
An afternoon of hookers and blow.

Buy a plane ticket to Texas.

[sunnybunny]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
How do you plan on avoiding the mess after I collect on my handjob?

TM

Dude, TM! If you come with a pasta maker and ravioli attachment, I'll upgrade the handjob to a blow.

Sunny

[Tyrone Slothrop]

Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
Poll: You have a week. You have $3,000 in cash. You have no spouse, no SO, no fiance (hi, paigow!), no kids. What do you do?

Me: First class rail trip through Canadian Rockies ($2,575); pour Stoli ($307.69) over rocks into Waterford double old fashioned tumbler (Lismore pattern) ($49); repeat as necessary.

Buy a Tempest 165 with Skeg ($1349.00).


And related gear (more $ as needed).

Drive to Vancouver (from SF = 946 miles x $.37/mile + snacks = $375). Take the ferry to Victoria ($177 with one night's lodging). Paddle north.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
What if you are part of the solution, but as a result you cause additional problems? Are you part of the problem or part of the solution?

creating problems is the solution. if you're not creating problems, you may well be part of the problem.

[bilmore]

Originally posted by Tyrone_Slothrop
Buy a Tempest 165 with Skeg

Not doing any rapids, huh?

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
She could mop it up with the wipes Coltrane's girlfriend insists he keep by the bedside and throw them into the vomit bucket we need for dealing with these posts, dream lover.

They can't be that vomitous if you keep dreaming about me.



Should I get into your car?

Okay. Maybe they can. But the point is, on a subconscious level,* you want to have sex with me.

TM

*What? Am I proud? I'll take it.

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
dream lover.

I knew it! It was TM!! What do I win?

[bilmore]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
But the point is, on a subconscious level,* you want to have sex with me.

She did mention something about having to be unconscious before having sex with you.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by sunnybunny
I wasn't aspiring to being imaginitive; I was thinking about butternut squash ravioli, but if you must be so hostile Sebby, I will be in Windhoek, come July.


I heart Carbs. Is that a crime?

Bunny

Handjobs and ravioli. Are you a precocious 13 year old?

PS: This shit ain't going to wake up Paigow.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
I knew it! It was TM!! What do I win?

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