A frolic in Cambodia - Page 262

Hank Chinaski · 12-01-2004, 10:28 PM

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Originally posted by Diane_Keaton
Is it just me or does this image make you really horny?

Is it the double action or the width?

Adder · 12-01-2004, 10:33 PM

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Originally posted by Sidd Finch
When they said "well, if not that much, a lesser amount" it was sort of like asking someone you just met for a blowjob, and then after she gets pissed off saying "well, how about just a hug?"

So that's my problem...

Maybe, "How about you call your hottest friend and we break out the Redi-Whip?" that's not asking too much, is it??

Dave · 12-01-2004, 11:11 PM

Looks like it's time to start requesting additional donations to the Free Montecore Legal Defense Fund...

Minnesota county sued over white tiger mauling

I particularly enjoyed the comments of the obviously media-friendly prosecutor:

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After reviewing the suit, Mower County Attorney Patrick Flanagan said simply, "I think it's without merit."

Just remember: White tigers don't kill people, people who leave the gates to tiger cages open kill people.

Fugee · 12-02-2004, 12:41 AM

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Bridgeport, CT apparently has an excellent arena and a decent team. And only a train ride from the city. In all likelihood, I will be making an appearance there soon.

The Fugee Nephew's hockey season has started so I am getting my fix at the high school level. This year he is playing both JV and Varsity (they can play a maximum of 4 periods between the two games) so I watch twice the hockey. I have come from cringing whenever he got hit to cheering him for getting more physical.

The coaches are messing with his head -- last night he played one period of JV at defense, 2 periods of JV at wing and one period of Varsity at defense.

Fugee · 12-02-2004, 01:18 AM

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Originally posted by Bad_Rich_Chic
Actually, despite my pretty common name, I come up as no. 2 when googled.

I am primarily a romance novel writer. Google apparently searched my fantasy life.

I am also an associate at another firm here in town, a doctor, a professor at several universities in various subjects, a bad (and quite unattractive) artist, and a classical musician living in a smallish city I actually used to live in.

You're also a bad poet. Guess it goes with being a bad artist.

NotFromHere · 12-02-2004, 03:14 AM

Jason Giambi admits to taking steroids from Balco.
I think I said this 2 years ago.
Check your local sports listing, I won't have to link.
You heard it here first.

SlaveNoMore · 12-02-2004, 04:09 AM

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NotFromHere
Jason Giambi admits to taking steroids from Balco.
I think I said this 2 years ago.
Check your local sports listing, I won't have to link.
You heard it here first.

Go to front page of www.espn.com

And so what? I'm more curious who isn't on HGH these days. Especially the pitchers.

pony_trekker · 12-02-2004, 07:21 AM

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Originally posted by Fugee
The Fugee Nephew's hockey season has started so I am getting my fix at the high school level. This year he is playing both JV and Varsity (they can play a maximum of 4 periods between the two games) so I watch twice the hockey. I have come from cringing whenever he got hit to cheering him for getting more physical.

The coaches are messing with his head -- last night he played one period of JV at defense, 2 periods of JV at wing and one period of Varsity at defense.

I have had the pleasure of watching squirts this season, hoping that pony Jr. won't lead the league in penalty minutes.

At Bridgeport you can sit right on the glass for $25 bucks. I went to a game. It was awesome, Bridgeport came from behind scoring 3 goals in the 3d the last with 33.9 seconds left. Outshot Norfolk 38 to 35.

pony_trekker · 12-02-2004, 07:28 AM

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Originally posted by Sidd Finch
I just got a call from someone from a company -- Thomas James? -- that sells men's clothes by appointment and wanted to come to my office to show me what they have.

My first inclination was to ask if she was hot. I'm willing to try on clothes for her if she's hot.

But then I considered how embarassed I would be if people thought I was enough of a snob to have a private shopper.

Does anyone know anything about this? Are the clothes nice? Prices good? Service good?

And are the reps hot?

Some TJ rep pestered me for a while. She was unbeleivably hot. So hot, whe would never be able to tell if I "dressed right" or "dressed left". But alas she hurt her back and quit so I lost interest.

I thought that the TJ clothes were fair and expensive.

pony_trekker · 12-02-2004, 07:29 AM

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These telemarketing assholes are bugging me again. I am getting desperate to plug up the prior business & charity loopholes. Goddamn charities. I am considering putting this on my answering machine (pursuant to 16 CFR 310.4(b)(1)(iii)(A)):

"If this is a telemarketing call, then, notwitstanding any prior or existing business relationship, I do not wish to receive any outbound calls from you or the seller or charitable organization on behalf of which you are calling."

Try the pony technique:

"Bugger off" Click.

spookyfish · 12-02-2004, 09:30 AM

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I passed this ad today coming off the subway and it made me horny. I mentioned to a fellow poster that I thought that made me fucked up, but he reassured me that was not true:

What do you think? Does it make you horny, baby? Randy?

The chick in the football jersey? She's not bad.

spookyfish · 12-02-2004, 09:45 AM

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
What about Gareth's stapler?

The first thing that popped into my mind was this guy:

ETA: Scroll then post. Scroll then post. . .

Alex_de_Large · 12-02-2004, 10:46 AM

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Originally posted by pony_trekker
Try the pony technique:

"Bugger off" Click.

I find that if I take that approach it virtually guarantees that I will get more calls. On the other hand, telling the telemarketers that they are violating laws (our state has a do not call list that is more stringent than the federal program) has done the trick. We get MAYBE 1 call per week, and then it is from someone with whom we do business (ballet, local NPR station, etc.). Unsolicited calls have gone down to zero.

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) · 12-02-2004, 10:50 AM

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Originally posted by pony_trekker

"Bugger off" Click.

Why wait that long. I don't have a single acquaintance who doesn't respond "Hi Burger" within 1 second of my saying "Hello?"

Generally the time it takes the autodialer to connect to an operater is approximately 1 second faster than it takes me to say "Hello?" and hang up, meaning they can deal with dead air for a few seconds, and waste their time.

Of course, the DNC list has reduced my need to use this technique 95%.

baltassoc · 12-02-2004, 10:57 AM

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Originally posted by pony_trekker
Some TJ rep pestered me for a while. She was unbeleivably hot.

This is so unfair. The two TJ reps that have bothered me over the years are both 40-something blobs of man flesh. Squicky.

However, this has allowed me to view their clothing more objectively: it's not great for the price, and tends toward the ugly (there are some nice pieces, but they are overwelmed by stuff that's just not quite right).