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04-28-2005, 02:38 PM
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#3916
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Join Date: Mar 2003
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What's wrong with guys once they get past 40?
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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
I just checked and Katie Holmes is 5'9"
Still taller than Tommie, who has absolutely no appeal for this f, who is b. I am not a Katie fan either.
What does the "so Y, Y, Y, Y" and "so, n, n, n, n" mean?
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It's short-hand for a list of answers to the mmm3587 questions posted the other day in an attempt to support his thesis that chicks are more willing to engage in same-sex hanky-panky than are dudes.
In other news, I read this on www.overheardinnewyork.com before I heard the rest of the story:
April 28, 2005
Gawker Stalker, I Think You Missed One
Katie Holmes: He introduced me to his kids! And he's taking me to Rome on a private jet this weekend.
--Starbucks, Waverly Place
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04-28-2005, 02:40 PM
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#3917
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Hah! Good one. WCSB is White Cooze Sunny Bunny
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When a guy lives alone, he lives in a WC (Wack Chamber). A WC can cause the guy to have an SB (Sore Boner).
Wack Chamber Sore Boner
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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04-28-2005, 02:40 PM
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#3918
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
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What's wrong with guys once they get past 40?
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Originally posted by Not Bob
It's short-hand for a list of answers to the mmm3587 questions posted the other day in an attempt to support his thesis that chicks are more willing to engage in same-sex hanky-panky than are dudes.
In other news, I read this on www.overheardinnewyork.com before I heard the rest of the story:
April 28, 2005
Gawker Stalker, I Think You Missed One
Katie Holmes: He introduced me to his kids! And he's taking me to Rome on a private jet this weekend.
--Starbucks, Waverly Place
Overheard by: robinshire
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This is the upside of having to pretend to date TC for publicity.
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I'm using lipstick again.
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04-28-2005, 02:41 PM
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#3919
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
When a guy lives alone, he lives in a WC (Wack Chamber). A WC can cause the guy to have an SB (Sore Boner).
Wack Chamber Sore Boner
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Ew.
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I'm using lipstick again.
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04-28-2005, 02:41 PM
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#3920
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
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Quote:
Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
When a guy lives alone, he lives in a WC (Wack Chamber). A WC can cause the guy to have an SB (Sore Boner).
Wack Chamber Sore Boner
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That took eight minutes? |
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04-28-2005, 02:44 PM
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#3921
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Join Date: Apr 2003
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Quote:
Originally posted by robustpuppy
That took eight minutes?
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Not bad for the Wack Chamber.
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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04-28-2005, 02:45 PM
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#3922
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Quote:
Originally posted by robustpuppy
That took eight minutes?
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I had to fast forward through some scenes...
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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04-28-2005, 02:46 PM
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#3923
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: i put on my robe and wizard hat
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Quote:
Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Not bad for the Wack Chamber.
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I know now why you have a bigger office than me. And why the door is always closed.
Your servant,
Flinty
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I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet.
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04-28-2005, 02:47 PM
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#3924
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
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Quote:
Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Not bad for the Wack Chamber.
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Yeah. Christ, now I'm required to have stamina when I'm TCBing?
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
Last edited by Did you just call me Coltrane?; 04-28-2005 at 02:49 PM..
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04-28-2005, 02:50 PM
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hippity hop, hippity hop!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out to lunch
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What's wrong with guys once they get past 40?
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Ashotn Kutcher is hot hottie hot. And he is pretty likable in interviews. I forgive him the Kaballah bunny suit.
GOod to see another aging woman traop another younger man via pregnancy. How many more times am I gonna hear this story? Why aren't guys more careful with their condoms?
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Still bitter after all this time?
PS-I think Ashton is hottie hot too...of course you and I often agree on hotties, I just give you the ones with the cocaine nose jobs.
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KRUSTY
So he's proactive, huh?
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Oh, God, yes. We're talking about a totally outrageous paradigm.
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Excuse me, but "proactive" and "paradigm"? Aren't these just buzzwords that dumb people use to sound important? Not that I'm accusing you of anything like that.
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04-28-2005, 02:53 PM
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#3926
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I know none of you would ever have a need for this stuff, but...
I know someone who had a heart attack last week from using some "herbal viagra" crap off the internet. He just turned 23. Scary stuff.
On an unrelated note - since you all seem to be quite knowledgeable in finding completely useless websites, does anyone know where I can find amusing news stories involving law enforcement? Actual news stories, not anecdotes. Don't ask, I'm helping someone with a project.
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04-28-2005, 03:00 PM
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#3927
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Join Date: Apr 2003
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I know none of you would ever have a need for this stuff, but...
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Originally posted by TexLex
I know someone who had a heart attack last week from using some "herbal viagra" crap off the internet. He just turned 23. Scary stuff.
On an unrelated note - since you all seem to be quite knowledgeable in finding completely useless websites, does anyone know where I can find amusing news stories involving law enforcement? Actual news stories, not anecdotes. Don't ask, I'm helping someone with a project.
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News of the Weird, while not devoted to the topic, usually has several entries involving law enforcement.
http://www.newsoftheweird.com/
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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04-28-2005, 03:03 PM
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#3928
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
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Stinky Houston
So, apparently it's OK for the air to be chock full of fumes that are actually toxic* -- no gov't reg of that -- but you can't be smelly in the library . . .
http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmp...inky_libraries
I guess B.O. is not the smell of money.
*see SS's post from the other day
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I'm using lipstick again.
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04-28-2005, 03:05 PM
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#3929
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
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I know none of you would ever have a need for this stuff, but...
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
News of the Weird, while not devoted to the topic, usually has several entries involving law enforcement.
http://www.newsoftheweird.com/
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Do you think Mike ever brings metal stuff in his pockets to force a hand search?
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I will not suffer a fool- but I do seem to read a lot of their posts
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04-28-2005, 03:08 PM
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#3930
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
Posts: 8,197
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I know none of you would ever have a need for this stuff, but...
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Do you think Mike ever brings metal stuff in his pockets to force a hand search?
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