Making a buck cleaning Lester's spittle trays on Sequels' 22-year old supermodel abs

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Now, I know the definition of spinster is a woman who does not marry by a certain age or some such victorian nonsense. But what I am not sure of is whether spinsters fuck. I sort of thought of a spinster as, in the words of the leader of our board and poster laureate, Slave , as a woman who lives alone in a dreary apartment and eats Haagen Dazs in front of the television night after night.

SO I am not sure if you are a spinster.

I dunno. I painted some walls red, so I don't think the apt is dreary, anyway. ETA I dunno if I'm a spinster.

ETA I say "motherfucker" all the time, but have never used "cocksucker."

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by str8outavannuys
San Francisco Cocksucker

Huh. He doesn't look like he's from San Francisco.

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
I dunno. I painted some walls red, so I don't think the apt is dreary, anyway. ETA I dunno if I'm a spinster.

ETA I say "motherfucker" all the time, but have never used "cocksucker."

I am thinking of painting my bedroom walls a deep dusky pinkish color.

I am afraid my room will look like the inside of a vagina.

[str8outavannuys]

Originally posted by ironweed

Spain and Latin America are some of the most racist places on earth. The UK and Ireland win no prizes for racial sensitivity either, now that you mention it (and I'm sure you did). And when you try to call someone on their stupid bullshit they laugh you off for being a typical P.C. American. But the Spainiards - ai yi yi dios mio.

One resort in the Dominican Republic (hi GWNC!) my family patronized featured a Spanish magician who was the most racist performer I've ever seen. He made a joke about how he'd ask his black wife (also his on-stage assistant) to open her mouth and smile so that he could find her and the bed after he'd turn off the light in their bedroom.

Fucking Spaniards -- Remember The Maine!

Originally posted by ltl/fb
I dunno. I painted some walls red, so I don't think the apt is dreary, anyway. ETA I dunno if I'm a spinster.

ETA I say "motherfucker" all the time, but have never used "cocksucker."

I dont think, in all the years I have not known you, that you ahve posted about your erotic adventures, as low standard as they are. Please share. I dont want to have to ask sunny about her hot sweaty cocksucking reunion with Lunchbox, such as it may or may not be.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
I am thinking of painting my bedroom walls a deep dusky pinkish color.

I am afraid my room will look like the inside of a vagina.

I think you should talk to a therapist about how you want to sleep inside a vagina, but at the same time fear it.

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
I am thinking of painting my bedroom walls a deep dusky pinkish color.

I am afraid my room will look like the inside of a vagina.

Or a slab of roast beef.

[SlaveNoMore]

paigowprincess
I sort of thought of a spinster as, in the words of the leader of our board and poster laureate, Slave , as a woman who lives alone in a dreary apartment and eats Haagen Dazs in front of the television night after night.

You left out the dog, the Tivo, and the 2 bottles of Shiraz.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
I dont think, in all the years I have not known you, that you ahve posted about your erotic adventures, as low standard as they are. Please share. I dont want to have to ask sunny about her hot sweaty cocksucking reunion with Lunchbox, such as it may or may not be.

Can't you just read Literotica or something?

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by str8outavannuys


One resort in the Dominican Republic (hi GWNC!) my family patronized featured a Spanish magician who was the most racist performer I've ever seen. He made a joke about how he'd ask his black wife (also his on-stage assistant) to open her mouth and smile so that he could find her and the bed after he'd turn off the light in their bedroom.

Fucking Spaniards -- Remember The Maine!

This from the guy who found the utterly offensive 49er video "mildly entertaining."
Racist.

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by str8outavannuys
San Francisco Cocksucker

Swigen. Swigen. San Francisco cocksuckah.

[str8outavannuys]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Huh. He doesn't look like he's from San Francisco.

What are you talking about? I think that was him in the 49er training video!

I couldn't find a picture of him in his Deadwood/San Francisco Cocksucker persona. Interestingly, he ("Phillip Moon") was also in Lebowski, credited as "Treehorn Thug."

[str8outavannuys]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
Swigen. Swigen. San Francisco cocksuckah.

Mmmmmm, Danica with a potty mouth. Time to lock the office door . . . .

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
I think you should talk to a therapist about how you want to sleep inside a vagina, but at the same time fear it.

I am sick and tired of therapy. No more for me for a while. Couples counseling sucked all the fun out of therapy.

[SlaveNoMore]

str8outavannuys
I couldn't find a picture of him in his Deadwood/San Francisco Cocksucker persona. Interestingly, he ("Phillip Moon") was also in Lebowski, credited as "Treehorn Thug."

"Well no, like I said... Woo peed on the rug."