Fashion Board - Muse to the Fucktards

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by taxwonk
A combination of tequila and acid. It's a younger me.

Well done.

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?

*can we still use this word?

Yes. Wear it with pride.

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
I think em meant Ty@50 and notfrommensa

Hank is tooting his own horn.

[NotFromHere]

So ncs, I finally figured out why they're keeping Zayra. It's because she fronts well. And looks good in a thong. And is the only one brave enough to wear a leopard thong on stage. And they like looking at her ass. And doesn't scream the whole time. Even though she's tone deaf. And has a heavy accent.

Jill should have been the one voted off last night. But I think they like her boobs. And Dave Navarro's girlfriend dumped him. Awesome. That is dope.

[patentparanyc]

Originally posted by soup sandwich
I don't sock. In fact, I barely even post. But I appreciate the efforts of those who take the time to come up with interesting and funny socks. But this sock is so well developed I can't help but worry that the creator of the sock is doing themselves damage by wearing this sock so long.

I'm well developed, but not in the manner in which you are speaking of.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by patentparanyc
I'm well developed, but not in the manner in which you are speaking of.

Mentally?

[Oliver_Wendell_Ramone]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
So ncs, I finally figured out why they're keeping Zayra. It's because she fronts well. And looks good in a thong. And is the only one brave enough to wear a leopard thong on stage. And they like looking at her ass. And doesn't scream the whole time. Even though she's tone deaf. And has a heavy accent.

Jill should have been the one voted off last night. But I think they like her boobs. And Dave Navarro's girlfriend dumped him. Awesome. That is dope.

Jill totally should have gone. Saved by a shitty Heart power ballad? Fuck that. Too bad Paigow isn't around to comment; Jill looks soooo Long Island.

Dana looked like a major fat with her hair up. That's gonna be one big girl in a few years.

Storm continues to rule. No surprise there.

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
Jill totally should have gone. Saved by a shitty Heart power ballad? Fuck that. Too bad Paigow isn't around to comment; Jill looks soooo Long Island.

Dana looked like a major fat with her hair up. That's gonna be one big girl in a few years.

Storm continues to rule. No surprise there.

Jill was sucking up to Gilby who played for Heart for like 5 minutes and criticized her for rubbing up against him. She is so Long Island. She looks just like a woman I used to work with except with blonde hair instead of the streaks, and the same nose job. I felt really bad for Patrice who, IMO, has the best voice of the women. She was really overshadowed by Tommy.

Dilana redeemed herself last night, I actually almost liked her singing Bad Company. And my boy Toby really needs to step it up.

What I was really surprised at was the fact that Lukas was not bottom 3. Because he sucked. You'd think he'd be better at bringing the Courtney Love out of himself.

[patentparanyc]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Mentally?

No, tits for those of us on the short bus today.

[Oliver_Wendell_Ramone]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
Jill was sucking up to Gilby who played for Heart for like 5 minutes and criticized her for rubbing up against him. She is so Long Island. She looks just like a woman I used to work with except with blonde hair instead of the streaks, and the same nose job. I felt really bad for Patrice who, IMO, has the best voice of the women. She was really overshadowed by Tommy.

Dilana redeemed herself last night, I actually almost liked her singing Bad Company. And my boy Toby really needs to step it up.

What I was really surprised at was the fact that Lukas was not bottom 3. Because he sucked. You'd think he'd be better at bringing the Courtney Love out of himself.

Lukas and Toby both sucked. "Penny Royal Tea" is Cobain sounding about as vulnerable as it gets; does not work with generic rock guy voice.

[SlaveNoMore]

Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
Jill totally should have gone. Saved by a shitty Heart power ballad? Fuck that. Too bad Paigow isn't around to comment; Jill looks soooo Long Island.

Dana looked like a major fat with her hair up. That's gonna be one big girl in a few years.

Storm continues to rule. No surprise there.

I saw 5 seconds of this dreck last night.

Who is the douche that isn't Tommy, Navarro or Newstead? I don't recognize him.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Mentally?

Nor is she well-developed in the manner you speak of.

(Yes, it is an intentional whiff. It's for her benefit in case your post overshoots the runway.)

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
I saw 5 seconds of this dreck last night.

Who is the douche that isn't Tommy, Navarro or Newstead? I don't recognize him.

Gilby Clarke.
He was in Guns N Roses -replaced Izzy. I guess he also played for Heart for a minute. He's the one who doesn't want the women rockers rubbing up against him.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
Lukas and Toby both sucked. "Penny Royal Tea" is Cobain sounding about as vulnerable as it gets; does not work with generic rock guy voice.

Toby is no good. They should just do a mass firing and send everyone other than Magni and Storm home. I'd say Patrice too, but she's wearing on me lately with her attempts at low-singing.

Jill should be gone already, Zayra should be gone already, Josh should be gone already. None of them work at all.

Toby, Lukas and the African woman - none of them are right for the image of the band.

Fucking hand the thing to Magni already.

And at least INXS had the balls to tell people they aren't any good. The pansy "hatchetman" shit at the end with the hearts, sunshine and flowers threatens to kill me from choking on my own vomit. (ttkmfcomov).



ETA: Dilana. I can't even hold onto her name at this point.

[Oliver_Wendell_Ramone]

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
I saw 5 seconds of this dreck last night.

Who is the douche that isn't Tommy, Navarro or Newstead? I don't recognize him.

I only turned the show on because of Storm, but I've been sucked in. You should check out the Tuesday performance shows; surprisingly good summer tv entertainment. Some of the contestants are pretty good (and beat the fuck outof anything on Idol), the house band rawks, and the song choices aren't bad for network tv. And for some reason, I find Tommy Lee amusing.

It pains me to see Navarro as a game show host, just like it pains me to hear Jane's songs in commercials.