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02-09-2005, 03:37 PM
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#3946
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Bored
Quote:
Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I jump into my pants with both feet.
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For that you deserve a ring on the cowbell. |
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02-09-2005, 03:38 PM
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#3947
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Location: State of Chaos
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Bored
Quote:
Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I jump into my pants with both feet.
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Here's a hint: it's easier to put your pants on two legs at a time when your legs are up in the air. |
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02-09-2005, 03:39 PM
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#3948
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Bored
Quote:
Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I jump into my pants with both feet.
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Whose pants?
This is probably a whiff because the both feet jumping was probably a movie quote. But oh well. I think of middle-aged as late 30s/40s/50s, so I'm nearly there. |
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02-09-2005, 03:39 PM
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#3949
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On the Road
Quote:
Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I think of 50 year-olds as middle-aged (realizing, of course, that we don't generally live to 100). I don't think I'm alone in that.
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Oh dear. What are we, if not spinsters? |
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02-09-2005, 03:39 PM
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#3950
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Bored
Quote:
Originally posted by robustpuppy
Here's a hint: it's easier to put your pants on two legs at a time when your legs are up in the air.
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Don't you have problems with that when your legs are always spread so far apart? |
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02-09-2005, 03:41 PM
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#3951
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Bored
Quote:
Originally posted by ltl/fb
Don't you have problems with that when your legs are always spread so far apart?
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I like them slender. |
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02-09-2005, 03:42 PM
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#3952
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On the Road
Quote:
Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Should I have said thirtysomething? If I did, would I have to wear a Von Dutch hat? Or perhaps a skinny tie? What is middle age, anyway? Maybe I'm not it.
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middle aged used to be forty but now I put it at mid forties. |
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02-09-2005, 03:42 PM
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#3953
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Bored
Quote:
Originally posted by robustpuppy
I like them slender.
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Those with pencil dicks, please take note. |
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02-09-2005, 03:43 PM
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#3954
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Join Date: Mar 2003
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There was shrinkage!
Quote:
Originally posted by ltl/fb
Trying them cold a couple times might be interesting just for the novelty value.
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This is where an encyclopedic knowledge of Costanzaisms would come in handy.
In other TV news, the Not Bobette was so excited that the Wayne Brady skit was being shown on the Chappelle Show that she forgot that I was The Enemy, and dragged me in to watch it with her. |
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02-09-2005, 03:44 PM
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#3955
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There was shrinkage!
Quote:
Originally posted by Not Bob
This is where an encyclopedic knowledge of Costanzaisms would come in handy.
In other TV news, the Not Bobette was so excited that the Wayne Brady skit was being shown on the Chappelle Show that she forgot that I was The Enemy, and dragged me in to watch it with her.
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Who is this Costanza? |
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02-09-2005, 03:44 PM
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#3956
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Bored
Quote:
Originally posted by ltl/fb
Those with pencil dicks, please take note.
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These jokes are too obvious for you. |
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02-09-2005, 03:44 PM
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#3957
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
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On the Road
Quote:
Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Oh dear. What are we, if not spinsters?
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Married?
I don't get it. But then, a lightbulb went on in my head when I read RP's second most recent post. |
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02-09-2005, 03:45 PM
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#3958
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Moderator
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On the Road
Quote:
Originally posted by paigowprincess
middle aged used to be forty but now I put it at mid forties.
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I see. I am then at least five years away from middle age, and I suspect I always will be.
I should have said, even virile spry burger. . .. |
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02-09-2005, 03:45 PM
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#3959
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Bored
Quote:
Originally posted by robustpuppy
These jokes are too obvious for you.
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Sorry. Are you going to go fuck/hang out with str8 now? |
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02-09-2005, 03:46 PM
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#3960
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Random Syndicate (admin)
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A new avatar for anyone who is looking
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