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07-24-2007, 06:39 PM
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Someone here has to appreciate this
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
A person I work with uses ellipses VERY EXCESSIVELY in her emails (ahem, rather like someone on here with her posts, sometimes) and it makes me think I'm trapped in a Barbara Cartland novel.
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You can never have too many. They say more than any word that might fill the space.
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07-24-2007, 06:47 PM
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#3947
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Flaired.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out with Lumbergh.
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Someone here has to appreciate this
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
You can never have too many. They say more than any word that might fill the space.
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See you later, decorator.
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07-24-2007, 06:48 PM
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#3948
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
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Someone here has to appreciate this
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
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07-24-2007, 06:51 PM
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#3949
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Government Yard in Trenchtown
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Are Massachusetts' kids that sheltered?
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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
The Brazenette (age 4) knows she came out of my belly. She has yet to ask how she got in there. Just last week, she asked me if it hurt when she came out, looked at me askance when I told her it didn't (it was a c-section, so it really didn't hurt), and then told me she thought it would hurt when she had babies, so she only wants to have 18.
..... (extra ellipsises for fringey)
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I don't think we need sex-ed in Kindergarten. My oldest child explained the entire process to her pre-school class when her sister was born....
Is anyone else here a fan of the four dot ellipsis for regular use, or are three dots always appropriate? |
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07-24-2007, 06:51 PM
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#3950
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Appalaichan Trail
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Are Massachusetts' kids that sheltered?
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I tried to sleep with my HS girlfriend at an elementary school playground. But I was an almnus of the school, which I think makes it okay.
Tried.
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I have had sex on a beach (a lake beach) near a playground. So it wasn't an elementary school playground - and no condoms were involved. (nor any minors)
Can I get a ruling? |
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07-24-2007, 06:55 PM
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#3951
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: i put on my robe and wizard hat
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Are Massachusetts' kids that sheltered?
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Originally posted by dtb
I have had sex on a beach (a lake beach) near a playground. So it wasn't an elementary school playground - and no condoms were involved. (nor any minors)
Can I get a ruling?
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You were so- so. But ask the others.
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07-24-2007, 06:56 PM
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#3952
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
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Are Massachusetts' kids that sheltered?
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Originally posted by dtb
I have had sex on a beach (a lake beach) near a playground. So it wasn't an elementary school playground - and no condoms were involved. (nor any minors)
Can I get a ruling?
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When? B/c my incident happened last week. That's what you get for dating HS girls.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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07-24-2007, 06:58 PM
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#3953
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Rose City 'til I Die
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Coltrane's Vagina Again!
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Do we know what causes those cramps? They fucking suck.
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Menstruation?
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07-24-2007, 06:59 PM
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#3954
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
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Are Massachusetts' kids that sheltered?
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
When? B/c my incident happened last week. That's what you get for dating HS girls.
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Was this the same elementary school girl you dated in HS, or her younger sister? |
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07-24-2007, 06:59 PM
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#3955
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pop goes the chupacabra
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Are Massachusetts' kids that sheltered?
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Originally posted by dtb
I have had sex on a beach (a lake beach) near a playground. So it wasn't an elementary school playground - and no condoms were involved. (nor any minors)
Can I get a ruling?
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Sure. It was neither a beach nor a playground.
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07-24-2007, 07:00 PM
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#3956
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Appalaichan Trail
Posts: 6,201
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Are Massachusetts' kids that sheltered?
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
When? B/c my incident happened last week. That's what you get for dating HS girls.
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This was last year. It wasn't a school playground!!! So we couldn't get any condoms. |
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07-24-2007, 07:01 PM
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#3957
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
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Are Massachusetts' kids that sheltered?
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Originally posted by dtb
So we couldn't get any condoms.
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You sound like a guy. |
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07-24-2007, 07:01 PM
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#3958
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
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Isn't she wearing a monitor?
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Good point. My bad. The number of passengers is insignificant. I think it only adds $1.50 to the cab ride.
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what if she had lots of luggage and there is a charge per bag? hmmm?
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07-24-2007, 07:02 PM
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#3959
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
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Are Massachusetts' kids that sheltered?
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Was this the same elementary school girl you dated in HS, or her younger sister?
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No, just some random HS senior I picked up while combing the local high schools.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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07-24-2007, 07:06 PM
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#3960
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Rose City 'til I Die
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Are Massachusetts' kids that sheltered?
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
No, just some random HS senior I picked up while combing the local high schools.
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Coltrane revealed.
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