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Old 12-02-2004, 01:28 PM   #3961
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You put your bras in the dryer? FOR SHAME.
And sometimes I wash dry clean only garmets. I'm a rebel that way.

But the clear plastic bra straps will not be making a reappearance in the dryer.
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Old 12-02-2004, 01:28 PM   #3962
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That's "C-I-L-L" my landlord. Jesus.

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Oh, well,, Timmy killed the joke. Where is Coltrane? And the Dryer Thread?
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Old 12-02-2004, 01:29 PM   #3963
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Let's break it down:

Potential for assfucking jokes. Check.
Potential for "you're banging Hank?" jokes. Check.
Potential for "translations". Check.

All the criteria for POTH have been met.
Listing the jokes is not making the jokes.
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Old 12-02-2004, 01:30 PM   #3964
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If I ever ran a retail store, I wouldn't play holiday music during the season; I would give shoppers a fucking break from it.

The world is so fucking noisy! And I'm ready to kill the noisy secretary outside my door. K-I-L-L my landlord.
I want to kill stupid computer research tool that is not being helpful. I have taken care of some of this urge by being condescending to a non-benefits lawyer who is failing to understand that her client is fucked in the ass because the plan under which he wants to make a claim is exempt from *some of* ERISA's requirements, but not exempt from ERISA as a whole. Fucking moron bitch.
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Old 12-02-2004, 01:31 PM   #3965
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Nordstroms had a sign outside the door before Thanksgiving that said something like - You will not see any holiday decorations or hear any holiday music in our stores until AFTER Thanksgiving.
The only thing more genius would be to say "we will put our decorations up and begin to play holiday music on Dec. 10. So hurry and shop now!"
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Old 12-02-2004, 01:31 PM   #3966
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I want to kill stupid computer research tool that is not being helpful. I have taken care of some of this urge by being condescending to a non-benefits lawyer who is failing to understand that her client is fucked in the ass because the plan under which he wants to make a claim is exempt from *some of* ERISA's requirements, but not exempt from ERISA as a whole. Fucking moron bitch.
Huh?
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Old 12-02-2004, 01:32 PM   #3967
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Huh?
It was another ass fucking joke.
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Old 12-02-2004, 01:32 PM   #3968
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but the ones that burn me up are fucking Citibank calling to offer me a business gold card. . . . And it isn't an option to cancel my regular Citibank card because it is the only one that gives me miles on my gold status airline. Fuckers.
Can anyone explain why, when I have an MBNA credit card, MBNA nonetheless sends me at least 3 solicitiations for cards per week?
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Old 12-02-2004, 01:33 PM   #3969
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Paris Hilton takes the cake at $1005.
But hers comes with an instructive dvd.
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Old 12-02-2004, 01:36 PM   #3970
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I want to kill stupid computer research tool that is not being helpful. I have taken care of some of this urge by being condescending to a non-benefits lawyer who is failing to understand that her client is fucked in the ass because the plan under which he wants to make a claim is exempt from *some of* ERISA's requirements, but not exempt from ERISA as a whole. Fucking moron bitch.
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Old 12-02-2004, 01:38 PM   #3971
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Go to front page of www.espn.com

And so what? I'm more curious who isn't on HGH these days. Especially the pitchers.
Good point. I just hope to hell that Barry Bonds gets his. Conti says he's going to "spill his guts" probably due to a plea agreement.
Now that track stars and baseball players can't get the clear or the cream, it will be interesting to see who drops a few pounds.
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But is there a tax deduction?

Really? That's what you guys get for bonuses? Adventures with livestock?
Well, she is in Texas.
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Old 12-02-2004, 01:38 PM   #3973
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Yankee Schadenfreude Haiku

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Tough times for the Boss
Big Unit drifting away
Jason G on juice
Story was a plant
To excise his huge contract
Say hello, Carlos

Our new rotation?
Unit, Moose, Leiter, Lieber
and maybe Milton
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It was another ass fucking joke.
As is probably obvious, I have started achieving the higher ranges of degrees of difficulty in assfucking. Jokes.
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Old 12-02-2004, 01:39 PM   #3975
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Buying Clothes "by appointment"

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I just got a call from someone from a company -- Thomas James? -- that sells men's clothes by appointment and wanted to come to my office to show me what they have.

My first inclination was to ask if she was hot. I'm willing to try on clothes for her if she's hot.

But then I considered how embarassed I would be if people thought I was enough of a snob to have a private shopper.

Does anyone know anything about this? Are the clothes nice? Prices good? Service good?

And are the reps hot?
The suits are shite. I know several guys who have made the mistake of buying them, and they have all regretted it.
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