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12-02-2004, 01:28 PM
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#3961
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
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Helpful advice
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
You put your bras in the dryer? FOR SHAME.
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And sometimes I wash dry clean only garmets. I'm a rebel that way.
But the clear plastic bra straps will not be making a reappearance in the dryer.
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
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12-02-2004, 01:28 PM
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#3962
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
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Public Service Announcement
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
That's "C-I-L-L" my landlord. Jesus.
TM
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Oh, well,, Timmy killed the joke. Where is Coltrane? And the Dryer Thread?
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12-02-2004, 01:29 PM
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#3963
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
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wine openers
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Originally posted by ilikenewsocks
Let's break it down:
Potential for assfucking jokes. Check.
Potential for "you're banging Hank?" jokes. Check.
Potential for "translations". Check.
All the criteria for POTH have been met.
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Listing the jokes is not making the jokes.
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12-02-2004, 01:30 PM
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#3964
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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Public Service Announcement
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
If I ever ran a retail store, I wouldn't play holiday music during the season; I would give shoppers a fucking break from it.
The world is so fucking noisy! And I'm ready to kill the noisy secretary outside my door. K-I-L-L my landlord.
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I want to kill stupid computer research tool that is not being helpful. I have taken care of some of this urge by being condescending to a non-benefits lawyer who is failing to understand that her client is fucked in the ass because the plan under which he wants to make a claim is exempt from *some of* ERISA's requirements, but not exempt from ERISA as a whole. Fucking moron bitch.
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I'm using lipstick again.
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12-02-2004, 01:31 PM
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#3965
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pop goes the chupacabra
Posts: 18,532
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Public Service Announcement
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Originally posted by NotFromHere
Nordstroms had a sign outside the door before Thanksgiving that said something like - You will not see any holiday decorations or hear any holiday music in our stores until AFTER Thanksgiving.
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The only thing more genius would be to say "we will put our decorations up and begin to play holiday music on Dec. 10. So hurry and shop now!"
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12-02-2004, 01:31 PM
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
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Public Service Announcement
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
I want to kill stupid computer research tool that is not being helpful. I have taken care of some of this urge by being condescending to a non-benefits lawyer who is failing to understand that her client is fucked in the ass because the plan under which he wants to make a claim is exempt from *some of* ERISA's requirements, but not exempt from ERISA as a whole. Fucking moron bitch.
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Huh?
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12-02-2004, 01:32 PM
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#3967
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
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Public Service Announcement
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Huh?
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It was another ass fucking joke.
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
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12-02-2004, 01:32 PM
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#3968
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pop goes the chupacabra
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Public Service Announcement
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
but the ones that burn me up are fucking Citibank calling to offer me a business gold card. . . . And it isn't an option to cancel my regular Citibank card because it is the only one that gives me miles on my gold status airline. Fuckers.
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Can anyone explain why, when I have an MBNA credit card, MBNA nonetheless sends me at least 3 solicitiations for cards per week?
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12-02-2004, 01:33 PM
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#3969
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: In a teeny, tiny, little office
Posts: 14,167
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Now that I can't stop myself
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Originally posted by NotFromHere
Paris Hilton takes the cake at $1005.
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But hers comes with an instructive dvd.
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Send in the evil clowns.
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12-02-2004, 01:36 PM
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#3970
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Moderator
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Flower
Posts: 8,434
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Public Service Announcement
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
I want to kill stupid computer research tool that is not being helpful. I have taken care of some of this urge by being condescending to a non-benefits lawyer who is failing to understand that her client is fucked in the ass because the plan under which he wants to make a claim is exempt from *some of* ERISA's requirements, but not exempt from ERISA as a whole. Fucking moron bitch.
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I am happy today.
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Inside every man lives the seed of a flower.
If he looks within he finds beauty and power.
I am not sorry.
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12-02-2004, 01:38 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Here
Posts: 8,092
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I knew it I knew it I knew it
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Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Go to front page of www.espn.com
And so what? I'm more curious who isn't on HGH these days. Especially the pitchers.
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Good point. I just hope to hell that Barry Bonds gets his. Conti says he's going to "spill his guts" probably due to a plea agreement.
Now that track stars and baseball players can't get the clear or the cream, it will be interesting to see who drops a few pounds.
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Ritchie Incognito is a shitbag.
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12-02-2004, 01:38 PM
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#3972
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: In a teeny, tiny, little office
Posts: 14,167
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Time for a move
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Originally posted by NotFromHere
But is there a tax deduction?
Really? That's what you guys get for bonuses? Adventures with livestock?
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Well, she is in Texas.
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Send in the evil clowns.
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12-02-2004, 01:38 PM
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Consigliere
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pelosi Land!
Posts: 9,477
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Yankee Schadenfreude Haiku
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Not Bob
Tough times for the Boss
Big Unit drifting away
Jason G on juice
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Story was a plant
To excise his huge contract
Say hello, Carlos
Our new rotation?
Unit, Moose, Leiter, Lieber
and maybe Milton
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12-02-2004, 01:39 PM
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#3974
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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Public Service Announcement
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
It was another ass fucking joke.
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As is probably obvious, I have started achieving the higher ranges of degrees of difficulty in assfucking. Jokes.
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I'm using lipstick again.
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12-02-2004, 01:39 PM
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#3975
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Buying Clothes "by appointment"
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Originally posted by Sidd Finch
I just got a call from someone from a company -- Thomas James? -- that sells men's clothes by appointment and wanted to come to my office to show me what they have.
My first inclination was to ask if she was hot. I'm willing to try on clothes for her if she's hot.
But then I considered how embarassed I would be if people thought I was enough of a snob to have a private shopper.
Does anyone know anything about this? Are the clothes nice? Prices good? Service good?
And are the reps hot?
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The suits are shite. I know several guys who have made the mistake of buying them, and they have all regretted it.
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