GO ABBA GO!!!

[patentparanyc]

You are my world.

Gawd, I keep passing by the uber-candy dish, you know the one that has the GOOD stuff in it, Reese's, Peanut M&M's, Hershey's Gold w/ almonds, etc. No el-cheapo candy there....Friggin' jagoffs with tootsie rolls and Mary Janes that will break your teeth.

I told the woman that was comandeering it she was the devil incarnate.

And I did resist like 4 times! wow.

[tmdiva]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Uh-huh. Just to see how it works. We all know how it works: Sebby knows which fork to use.

(I know this makes no sense. I just love saying that.)

Speaking of forks, this showed up in my inbox today (not the link to the blog, but as an attachment) (spree: SFW, but definitely cringe-inducing).

tm

[LessinSF]

Originally posted by Diane_Keaton
Oh yeah. Now I remember. Well, let's assume judgment is upheld on appeal but the award is reduced to some fathomable number, like......5 million. I've never been clear on what you can go after to satisfy a judgment, except the stuff you hear about your house being immune from debt collection in Florida (or maybe that's bankruptcy....whatever) and a few stories here and there about OJ as a judgment debtor.

Translation: I'm not a real attorney, don't know how legal stuff works in real life and even had to hire a lawyer to close on my apt.

Ask most of the Catholic Diocese, but (as someone noted) Phelps has probably hidden the assets better.

[LessinSF]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
You place liens on all real property owned by the defendants and move to sell it. But chances are that Phelps has structured the ownshership of most of the Defendants' assets as jointly held or tenancy by entireties (husband and wife) so that going through the execution process will be extremely difficult, if not impossible.

My guess is the guy will get nothing but some lousy equipment and personal property belonging to the Defendants.

This is when you have your fun - you send the Sheriff out to execute every time they show up at funeral with a a writ to take any money on their persons, watches, jewelry, etc.

You generally lurk about like Ron Goldman's Dad and when O.J. pops up, you seize what he has - a shitty book, a fake Rolex, the sport memorabilia in the hotel room. You just fuck with them.

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Most of the people in my house had no interest in the "frat" aspect of things and just wanted to do what everybody does through college - get high, get drunk and try to get laid.

And for this you need an organization?

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by ironweed
And for this you need an organization?

Well, duh. The Greeks, I have been told, don't want no freaks.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by ironweed
And for this you need an organization?

It is always best to take an organized approach to getting the things that you want. Random and haphazard didn't work for Machiavelli's Prince, and I don't think it would work for you. And remember to grab Fortuna by the front, for she is bald from behind.

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
And remember to grab Fortuna by the front, for she is bald from behind.

Ahh, Fortuna. Now there was a disco mitt.

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
55. Just like yesterday.

But I think I have white-coat RHR. It goes up when it knows it's being measured. Suck it, quantum physics!

The last few times I have had my pulse taken at the doctor's office, it has been even lower than usual. I think I feel particularly mellow and groovy when going to the doctor. Or maybe just sick.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Uh-huh. Just to see how it works. We all know how it works: Sebby knows which fork to use.

(I know this makes no sense. I just love saying that.)

I've had terrible luck removing my underwear with a fork.

It's not an easy place to affix band aids.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by ironweed
And for this you need an organization?

Jesus, no. My house was a joke. "Fraternity" really doesn't fit the thing. I don't think we followed any fraternity ritual of any sort and I have NEVER worn a piece of clothing with a Greek letter on it.

It is nice, however, to have a physical place of your own where everybody is of a common mindset. You don't have to explain a lot of things to people.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by LessinSF
This is when you have your fun - you send the Sheriff out to execute every time they show up at funeral with a a writ to take any money on their persons, watches, jewelry, etc.

You generally lurk about like Ron Goldman's Dad and when O.J. pops up, you seize what he has - a shitty book, a fake Rolex, the sport memorabilia in the hotel room. You just fuck with them.

Yeh, but the Sheriff never does that. They go to the door, ask a few questions, then sign an affidavit saying "All property inside belongs to spouse."

Ducking judgment creditors is a lot more fun. That's like a chess game. The "equity swap" is my favorite.

[LessinSF]

The loonie is up to US$1.07. Burn, baby, burn.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
It is always best to take an organized approach to getting the things that you want. Random and haphazard didn't work for Machiavelli's Prince, and I don't think it would work for you. And remember to grab Fortuna by the front, for she is bald from behind.

Or "six pack" her.

I'm a belt and suspenders kind of guy.

[LessinSF]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Yeh, but the Sheriff never does that. They go to the door, ask a few questions, then sign an affidavit saying "All property inside belongs to spouse."

Ducking judgment creditors is a lot more fun. That's like a chess game. The "equity swap" is my favorite.

I have sent a Sheriff into a casino with a prejudgment writ of attachment to seize from a player (who owed another casino over $2MM) all chips and cash in his possession, on the table in front of him, in the cage, and his watch. Fun stuff.