Fashion Board 1-08-04 through 02-03-04

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
It would be especially bad if she immediately offered to blow him after expressing Wonk's suggested sentiments and then learned that he'd had his genitals blown off.

(Anybody else remember the Will Ferrell bit?)

Hence the need for the opening comment. That way, if he discloses a maiming, she can just walk away instead of blowing him.

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
You really know how to get under my skin, don't you?

Burger, off my corner.

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by dtb
I'm sorry -- I couldn't even read the rest of this post, because, obviously, you are pretending to be me. I used to work at Friendly's too!!! (I was a cook AND a waitress.)

Weren't those blue-checkered, polyester uniforms fab?!?

Apropos of nothing, I love Friendly's. After today, I won't ever order a salad there,* but I love Friendly's. And you cooked there? Wow.

Alas. Too bad you're already married.**

*Uh, has anyone ever actually ordered a salad at Friendly's?

**As am I. But a chick that knows Jane Austen and how to create the art that is Friendly's cuisine? That's a once in a lifetime thing, man.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by taxwonk
Hence the need for the opening comment. That way, if he discloses a maiming, she can just walk away instead of blowing him.

Be quiet. I am trying to concoct an absurd scenario for the bunny, because otherwise it will surely stay in the range of stupid and mundane.

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
Burger, off my corner.

Take it up with Hank. RP knows how to get him under her skin.

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by Not Bob
Apropos of nothing, I love Friendly's. After today, I won't ever order a salad there,* but I love Friendly's. And you cooked there? Wow.

Alas. Too bad you're already married.**

What is this Friendly's place of which you speak? I know it's an eating establishment of some sort, but what kind? Fast food? TGIF? Ice cream parlor?

[spookyfish]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
in the range of stupid and mundane.

I've been thinking about updating the location on my profile. This works. Thanks.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
This post is seriously fucked.

1) Mind of married man was the worst hbo show since the dread arliss.

I liked it. You didn't. C'est la vie.

2) i didnt know they killed it. cite please

It's been two years since the last new episode aired. Call it a hunch.

3) i have heard trhe term far prio to that episode. .

I'm sure you have, being the old spinster hag that you are. Of course, I noted that it had gained "current" popularity. Like many expressions, it has been through up and down cycles.

Kind of like a friend of mine in DC.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by dtb
I'm sorry -- I couldn't even read the rest of this post, because, obviously, you are pretending to be me. I used to work at Friendly's too!!! (I was a cook AND a waitress.)

Weren't those blue-checkered, polyester uniforms fab?!?

Get out!* I worked there too. During the blue/white polyeseter checkered dress period. Was going to PM rp with the exciting news, but we appear to have a club forming.

Started as a ice cream scooper (hs bfs approved of the wrist-muscle strengthening that this involves), and later became a waitress.


*accompanied by Elaine-worthy push for effect

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Take it up with Hank. RP knows how to get him under her skin.

Anyone notice how Hank and bunny are never in the room at the same time?

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
This post is seriously fucked.

1) Mind of married man was the worst hbo show since the dread arliss.

2) i didnt know they killed it. cite please

3) i have heard trhe term far prio to that episode. .

My gripe with Married Man was that this ugly troll had this superhot wife with a British accent, yet he was perpetually in angst about wanting to cheat on her. A dude that unattractive should kiss the ground and praise God every day he gets to fuck anything that isn't inflatable or has a graduation ring attached to it.

[spookyfish]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
What is this Friendly's place of which you speak? I know it's an eating establishment of some sort, but what kind? Fast food? TGIF? Ice cream parlor?

Um, sort of all three. It's a sit-down type of joint with fare like a Fridays, (except no liquor) and an Ice cream parlor combined. I think they also do carry-out, but I'm not sure.

I thought these things were everywhere.

( was going to say look it up on MSN, but I decided not to be a wise-ass this time - Yay me!)

[Aloha Mr. Learned Hand]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
1) Mind of married man was the worst hbo show since the dread arliss.

Have to agree. Watching that show and claiming that you can understand married guys is about as absurd as thinking you can understand lesbians by watching the L-Word...

On a totally unrelated topic... last night's Bands Reunited --

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Extreme's bass player is now an alpaca farmer (kind of like llamas, for those who don't know)... Absolutely hilarious unplanned moment when the host and the bass player are standing by the alpaca pen. Host breaks out a small boombox and starts playing Extreme's sappy song "More Than Words".

Almost immediately, one of the alpacas starts humping another one... Like that hasn't happened to that song before.

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Does anyone actually know somebody who's been double penetrated? I'm not talking about blowing a guy while get fucked by another guy... I'm talking about simultaneous pentration of slots A and B, porn style.

I have never even heard of anyone who did this and am honestly curious about whether anyone outside porn stars can work this feat.

Yes, me. Probably the best orgasm ever.

[leagleaze]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Does anyone actually know somebody who's been double penetrated? I'm not talking about blowing a guy while get fucked by another guy... I'm talking about simultaneous pentration of slots A and B, porn style.

I have never even heard of anyone who did this and am honestly curious about whether anyone outside porn stars can work this feat.

Yup.