Removing the feeding tube from our aging hipster plaid pants

[SlaveNoMore]

robustpuppy
I think I would have to wait until after the baby (SURPRISE!!!), but it would give me time to squeeze some Berlitz in, which I can do at the same time as Kegels.

Can you ship all your unopened booze to me and Less?

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
This looks like an all-woman law firm, and many of them are quite attractive. I think we know where Less's next business trip will take him.

Looks like he has a good shot.





TM

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by dtb
Haytah?!? Moi?!? I just thought it was amusing. And those babes are hot!

Gift-horse looker-in-mouther!!!

My apologies. Glad to see that you are a not a haytah, but are instead a participaytah.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Can you ship all your unopened booze to me and Less?

When you two finally get married I promise to send you lots of brand new booze.

[Oliver_Wendell_Ramone]

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Can you ship all your unopened booze to me and Less?

You fuckers already have access to Costco booze. I, on the other hand, need the hand-me-down stuff to beat the MAN and his goddam monopoly. I'll even take the opened stuff.

[Sidd Finch]

Originally posted by Not Bob
How can you argue with Zane? Who wouldn't want to live in a world with good-looking, kind people who smell nice and play well with others?

Yeah, but she's a tax lawyer. How is that possible? I mean, have you ever met a good-looking, good-smelling tax lawyer?

[LessinSF]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
This looks like an all-woman law firm, and many of them are quite attractive. I think we know where Less's next business trip will take him.

I have been to Latvia and there are many thinginas to be said for it. I cannot for sures say that the girls are easy, but based upon experiences in neighboring Lithuania, Estonia, and Russia, I would give Str8 long odds that that is the case.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
You fuckers already have access to Costco booze. I, on the other hand, need the hand-me-down stuff to beat the MAN and his goddam monopoly. I'll even take the opened stuff.

Mescal, worm no longer included?

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by Sidd Finch
Yeah, but she's a tax lawyer. How is that possible? I mean, have you ever met a good-looking, good-smelling tax lawyer?

I may be whiffing here if this is an IJOTDTIRSI, but I have to say, yes, yes I have.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by LessinSF
I have been to Latvia and there are many thinginas to be said for it. I cannot for sures say that the girls are easy, but based upon experiences in neighboring Lithuania, Estonia, and Russia, I would give Str8 long odds that that is the case.

I'm almost afraid to ask, but what is a Latvian "thingina"?

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
I think I would have to wait until after the baby (SURPRISE!!!), but it would give me time to squeeze some Berlitz in, which I can do at the same time as Kegels.

Who is Berlitz? I think Burger's reverse-cowgirl chair might be useful here.

[Oliver_Wendell_Ramone]

Originally posted by Sidd Finch
Yeah, but she's a tax lawyer. How is that possible? I mean, have you ever met a good-looking, good-smelling tax lawyer?

Were she here, tax_hottie would kick your ass.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
Were she here, tax_hottie would kick your ass.

I would kick his ass, but I'm too tiny and womanly.

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Mescal, worm no longer included?

Despite a nodding aquaintance with the catcus juice, I have never eaten the worm.

Uh, just thought I'd share that.

[Alex_de_Large]

Originally posted by Not Bob
Despite a nodding aquaintance with the catcus juice, I have never eaten the worm.

Pussy.