A frolic in Cambodia - Page 27

Flinty_McFlint · 10-28-2004, 08:17 PM

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Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
It has been heartening today to see the messages of those who work in environments where partners are honored and respected (hi, dtb!). Remember, they are the ones who bring in the work from which everyone here profits. They are the ones who slave for long hours and sacrifice so that associates will have the opportunity to learn the law. They are the ones who go out of their way to mentor and teach the eager, pert young associates.

I know some of you are bitter, but, remember, it is a competitive business where only the best will survive. And for those few best who will make it, remember, much of what distinguishes the survivors who thrive and sleep their to the top from the bitter souls who shit on desks is attitude. The survivors look up to, respect, and honor the Partners they work under.

So, let's hear it, if everyone here had $150,000,000, what would you do to show your appreciation to the Partners in your law firm?

I would take my firm's partners out for a nice dinner at KFC. Then I would order hookers for your firm's partners, and let you rest your jaw.

cheval de frise · 10-28-2004, 09:05 PM

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Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
Hey, I can't argue with that. Chevy, you are my new favorite.

The Half-Baked quote used fewer words, achieved the same effect, and had a higher degree of difficulty. You (and it) deserve at least a dual gold.

'Night all,

CDF

Flinty_McFlint · 10-28-2004, 09:42 PM

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Originally posted by cheval de frise
The Half-Baked quote used fewer words, achieved the same effect, and had a higher degree of difficulty. You (and it) deserve at least a dual gold.

'Night all,

CDF

God bless you. Paul Hamm could have learned a thing or two from you--see people? See how noble Chevy looks? I bet the endorsements are gonna flow....

bold_n_brazen · 10-28-2004, 09:53 PM

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Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
God bless you. Paul Hamm could have learned a thing or two from you--see people? See how noble Chevy looks? I bet the endorsements are gonna flow....

Speaking of which...

Atticus Grinch · 10-29-2004, 01:19 AM

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Originally posted by ilikenewsocks
Technically, Yale comes out on top there, too:

Win Loss Database Sorted by Win Pct

Wow. Just consider for a moment what Florida's win-loss ratio would be if it were permitted to compete in a conference with a 100% literacy rate.

Atticus Grinch · 10-29-2004, 01:29 AM

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Originally posted by soup sandwich
Did I mention that I hate ND? And believe me, growing up in an irish/catholic family in a predominantly irish/catholic neighborhood, that is no easy feat.

Concur, if California can be considered a Catholic neighborhood. BTW, we have a club for self-loathers. I remember when Plated's mother found out his screen name --- she spat twice on the ground. I held him while he sobbed during Group.

Atticus Grinch · 10-29-2004, 01:39 AM

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I wouldn't want to shit on a desk, but I have heard of people doing it on other's beds after a hate fuck (and not just guys).

That does it. You're off my hate fuck list. Regards!

Atticus Grinch · 10-29-2004, 01:46 AM

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Originally posted by Anne Elk
Don't know, the bathroom messages were never made public (they were always found late at night by security). Poop was found in the most interesting places.

ETA - the messages were written in poo. Don't know if they used their finger or other pointy implement.

Send this to Query Letters, stat! I'm seeing Malkovich as the pooper, and SMG as the associate. Maybe she can get "comforted" by Jude Law after discovering a particularly disturbing turdogram on the copier glass.

Fugee · 10-29-2004, 01:52 AM

I need a Halloween prank for my next door neighbor. I like him so I'm not looking for mean ones; I just want to even the score from last year. Last Halloween, the first trick-or-treater at my door looked like a stocky 6th-7th grader, wearing a Jason mask and a black cape. After I gave him some candy, he asked for more. I gave him another piece because I always have leftovers but he asked for another. This time I said no. Then he asked to use the bathroom and I also said no. He asked why not and I looked at him more closely and noticed that this "kid" had larger hands than expected and called him on not being a kid. My neighbor pulled off his mask and stood up, laughing his head off. He pulled that on at least 2 other neighbors. I want payback.

Are pity votes ever appropriate in a Congressional election? The US Rep. in my district is a pretty decent guy and there is zero, zip, nada nil no chance that he will not be re-elected. He isn't even running TV ads (bless his heart). I typically vote for him even though he is GOP and I am not. But I'm thinking of voting for his opponent to encourage good people to run against him in future elections to remind him that there are some non-GOP folks in the district and he should live up to his billboards that imply he will be bi-partisan.

Atticus Grinch · 10-29-2004, 02:12 AM

Courtney Love played the Fillmore on Tuesday. It didn't go well.

Atticus Grinch · 10-29-2004, 02:20 AM

Since it's unlikely anyone's had a first-hand ghost experience to supplement last year's Halloween Ghost Poll, I offer instead --- Haunted Tasting Room!

SlaveNoMore · 10-29-2004, 02:37 AM

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Atticus Grinch
Concur, if California can be considered a Catholic neighborhood. BTW, we have a club for self-loathers. I remember when Plated's mother found out his screen name --- she spat twice on the ground. I held him while he sobbed during Group.

Update: He thereafter bought the Group, cashed out the pension plan, sold all the chairs and the donuts and fired all the employees.

NotFromHere · 10-29-2004, 02:57 AM

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Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
Courtney Love played the Fillmore on Tuesday. It didn't go well.

I guess the bigger question is...has it ever gone well? Who knows? I know so many people who "know" her and have listened somewhat begrudgingly to her "music" but I have never known anyone, ever, at any time, even for free, to have gone to a live Courtney Hole performance.

So, quelle suprise.

Atticus Grinch · 10-29-2004, 03:01 AM

Supposebly the NY Daily News sports section.

Not Me · 10-29-2004, 03:03 AM

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Originally posted by NotFromHere
I guess the bigger question is...has it ever gone well? Who knows? I know so many people who "know" her and have listened somewhat begrudgingly to her "music" but I have never known anyone, ever, at any time, even for free, to have gone to a live Courtney Hole performance.

So, quelle suprise.

The sad thing is that she actually has some talent. I said SOME. Not a tremendous amount, but some. Way more than most pop stars. Not as much as her dead husband, but still, some.