Fashion Board 1-08-04 through 02-03-04

[baltassoc]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
This is my friend's defense of his actions after the clown-waving incident:

It is quite possible we know each other. Although I have no recollection of any incident on the Bay Bridge, I could have repressed the memory.

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by baltassoc
Or maybe, because it was a clown, S/HE WAS COMING TO KILL YOU. You ever think of that, Miss Waives-At-Clowns? Do you juggle with chainsaws too? Russian Roulette? Are you crazy?

Nick, is that you?

[str8outavannuys]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
This post is seriously fucked.

1) Mind of married man was the worst hbo show since the dread arliss.

2) i didnt know they killed it. cite please

3) i have heard trhe term far prio to that episode. .

Who knew that PP had something in common with the Sports Guy: hatred of Arliss.

One of the best Space Ghost episodes ever was Dennis Miller's, where Zorak kept calling him Arliss.

[baltassoc]

Originally posted by sunnybunny
baltassoc! Speaking of terrifying things, I heard there is dwarf wrestling up in Baltimore. Can you confirm this? Have you been?

I thought I caught a teaser segment about this on the news the other day, but beyond that, no, I have no idea. If you find out more info, PM me, and I'll let you know if its in a place you want to go or not.

[str8outavannuys]

Originally posted by andViolins
can you bat a penguin?

http://www.vickygsm.cz/public/penguin_baseball.swf

I've only gotten up to 297 feet.

aV

There must be different versions of this one, because when first I got the game last week, more often than not my hits were over 450 (with a high of 595). I'm calling that the Colorado version; this is more like the left-field-in-Yankee-Stadium version

[ltl/fb]

James Earl Jones for Verizon. At least I think that's James Earl Jones. Shut the fuck up already.

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by sunnybunny
baltassoc! Speaking of terrifying things, I heard there is dwarf wrestling up in Baltimore. Can you confirm this? Have you been?

speaking of - did anyone watch American Idol last night?
Catch the "little woman/height challenged cheerleader?"
She was good, but she was no Clay Aiken. Yet, she's going to Hollywood. And how can they say that when they're already in Hollywood?

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by NotFromHere

And when is it OK to wear a velour tracksuit outside of the house?

I do not know the answer to this question, but I hope that when more knowledgeable Fashionistas weigh in, we reach a unanimous decision of "never." For me, that look just screams cougar.

[str8outavannuys]

Originally posted by str8outavannuys
There must be different versions of this one, because when first I got the game last week, more often than not my hits were over 450 (with a high of 595). I'm calling that the Colorado version; this is more like the left-field-in-Yankee-Stadium version

By the way, equally challenging is the "how low can you go." I just got a 76.1 on the version Ty linked to on this board.

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
This is my friend's defense of his actions after the clown-waving incident:

In my own defense, let me just say that I am very good at driving recklessly and with a flagrant disregard for posted speed limits and was in complete, perfect control the entire time.

That and...IT WAS A FRICKIN' CLOWN!!! What did you want me to do - Let it follow us home and murder us in our sleep? 'cause that's what they can do, you know. Clowns. Oh, sure - no doubt moooooost of them are safe. Mooooost of the time, juggling hand-grenades is probably safe enough, too. But merrily waving at strange clown weaving in traffic in a terrifyingly decrepit clown-car is just asking for trouble. And let me tell you this my friends - this was no jet-setting clown - this was an embittered, seedy, alcoholic, pill-popping, serial-killer clown, if I ever saw one.

Frankly, I think all that were present at that...incident...owe me a debt of gratitude. Yessir, gratitude. I look after my own, I do.

I didn't know you were friends with Atticus. Someone who will remain anonymous is going to be real jealous.....

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
I do not know the answer to this question, but I hope that when more knowledgeable Fashionistas weigh in, we reach a unanimous decision of "never." For me, that look just screams cougar.

So what would your fashion advice be if consulted by a cougar?

Cougars need clothes, too, don't they?

[Tyrone Slothrop]

Originally posted by str8outavannuys
By the way, equally challenging is the "how low can you go." I just got a 76.1 on the version Ty linked to on this board.

Since I have no idea what you are talking about, I hope you are mistaking me for someone else. Either that, or my troublesome blackouts are coming back.

eta: I don't play these games, preferring to squander my time here. If they're really, really good, please don't tell me.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
So what would your fashion advice be if consulted by a cougar?

Cougars need clothes, too, don't they?

I think this would more appropriately have been posted by your Montecore sock. Or by paigow. Or by me.

So, what color track suit should I get?

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
I think this would more appropriately have been posted by your Montecore sock. Or by paigow. Or by me.

So, what color track suit should I get?

Most of the women I see tend toward pink or lavendar.

[Alex_de_Large]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
I do not know the answer to this question, but I hope that when more knowledgeable Fashionistas weigh in, we reach a unanimous decision of "never." For me, that look just screams cougar.

That look is apparently VERY fashionable among wealthy 20-and 30-something women in the greater Philadelphia area who walk around shopping in velour tracksuits, carrying LV purses, and wearing really expensive sunglasses, even when it's fucking FREEZING outside. I am very glad that Mrs. dL finds this trend as imbecilic as I.