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06-29-2005, 07:36 PM
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#4036
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There was a boy/there was a girl
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Originally posted by Not Bob
They did call me a zombie. Or a Zombie. I forget Which.
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Why do you enjoy Apples, but not Apricots? |
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06-29-2005, 07:37 PM
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#4037
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Monty Capuletti's gazebo
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What is the moral of the Slave Shoe Diaries?
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
It is my understanding that Shift pitched the game.
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Well, then he's like Mick Jagger.
But if he gave a reach around, he's Bowie.
And if he kissed anything, he's Elton John.
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06-29-2005, 07:38 PM
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There was a boy/there was a girl
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Why do you enjoy Apples, but not Apricots?
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Apricots? Are you feeling irregular?
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All is for the best in the best of all possible worlds.
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06-29-2005, 07:38 PM
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#4039
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There was a boy/there was a girl
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Originally posted by Not Bob
They did call me a zombie. Or a Zombie. I forget Which.
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Look, it's just not cool being the oldest guy hanging out in the parking lot behind the movie theater while the kids are all trying to hook up. I mean, sure, they all want rides in your sweet Mustang, and they need you to buy the beer at the 7-11, and they always act impressed when they're smoking your weed, but at the end of the night, where are you? Driving home by yourself, thinking about the hangover you're going to have when you show up at Pathmark for work in the morning. It's a no-win situation, dude. |
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06-29-2005, 07:39 PM
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There was a boy/there was a girl
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Apricots? Are you feeling irregular?
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SEbby, this is two posts in a row where you are making jokes when you dont get the joke. This is a ffihw. Go to the "What do Deer Eat" board and report back to me. |
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06-29-2005, 07:40 PM
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#4041
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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What is the moral of the Slave Shoe Diaries?
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
It is my understanding that Shift pitched the game.
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Which way was it for you?
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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06-29-2005, 07:40 PM
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There was a boy/there was a girl
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Originally posted by ironweed
Look, it's just not cool being the oldest guy hanging out in the parking lot behind the movie theater while the kids are all trying to hook up. I mean, sure, they all want rides in your sweet Mustang, and they need you to buy the beer at the 7-11, and they always act impressed when they're smoking your weed, but at the end of the night, where are you? Driving home by yourself, thinking about the hangover you're going to have when you show up at Pathmark for work in the morning. It's a no-win situation, dude.
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Uncle Seamus? |
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06-29-2005, 07:42 PM
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WacKtose Intolerant
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: PenskeWorld
Posts: 11,627
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What is the moral of this story?
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Originally posted by ironweed
In a better world, where Penske had not been cruelly forced to surrender his socking livelihood by fickle fate, we could all look forward to the almost immediate appearance of Two Really Ugly Guys with an offer you couldn't refuse. Oh! The humanity.
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I thought this was Flower until fringe quoted it.
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Since I'm a righteous man, I don't eat ham;
I wish more people was alive like me
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06-29-2005, 07:44 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2003
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There was a boy/there was a girl
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Originally posted by ironweed
Look, it's just not cool being the oldest guy hanging out in the parking lot behind the movie theater while the kids are all trying to hook up. I mean, sure, they all want rides in your sweet Mustang, and they need you to buy the beer at the 7-11, and they always act impressed when they're smoking your weed, but at the end of the night, where are you? Driving home by yourself, thinking about the hangover you're going to have when you show up at Pathmark for work in the morning. It's a no-win situation, dude.
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[IMG]http://rds.yahoo.com/S=96062883/K=wooderson/v=2/SID=e/l=IVS/SIG=12vevjhvl/EXP=1120171415/*-http%3A//www.myvideostore.com/content/features/dumb_lines/images/matthew.jpeg[/IMG]
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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06-29-2005, 07:49 PM
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There was a boy/there was a girl
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
[IMG]http://rds.yahoo.com/S=96062883/K=wooderson/v=2/SID=e/l=IVS/SIG=12vevjhvl/EXP=1120171415/*-http%3A//www.myvideostore.com/content/features/dumb_lines/images/matthew.jpeg[/IMG]
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I was thinking more Jim Anchower, but that works too. |
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06-29-2005, 07:49 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,743
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There was a boy/there was a girl
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Why do you enjoy Apples, but not Apricots?
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I love the Appalachians.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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06-29-2005, 07:49 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
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What is the moral of this story?
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Originally posted by Penske_Account
I thought this was Flower until fringe quoted it.
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Sock me, baby, one more time. |
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06-29-2005, 07:52 PM
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No Rank For You!
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Where the sun doesn't shine
Posts: 14
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What is the moral of this story?
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Sock me, baby, one more time.
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Whatever you want, sweetie. |
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06-29-2005, 07:54 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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What is the moral of this story?
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Originally posted by fringey's anal prong
Whatever you want, sweetie.
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No, dammit, I want 2 ugly guys making me an offer!!!
Or Tater Tots and Laundry. *sniff* I miss them. |
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06-29-2005, 07:56 PM
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I'm getting there!
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: In the FB
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What is the moral of this story?
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
No, dammit, I want 2 ugly guys making me an offer!!!
Or Tater Tots and Laundry. *sniff* I miss them.
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How can you miss Laundry and not miss me?
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