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09-06-2005, 09:53 PM
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#4036
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Appalaichan Trail
Posts: 6,201
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Broken Flowers
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Husband?!
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What are you talking about? |
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09-06-2005, 10:02 PM
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#4037
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WacKtose Intolerant
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: PenskeWorld
Posts: 11,627
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Just call me NFH
I called one of his training partners who I used to ride with to let him know. He said to tell you to shutthefuckup and move to the France with the rest of the ignorant haters. Seriously. No offence.
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Since I'm a righteous man, I don't eat ham;
I wish more people was alive like me
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09-06-2005, 10:47 PM
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#4038
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Appalaichan Trail
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Sorry
I just had to break up the quad-fecta (or whatever it's called).
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09-06-2005, 10:53 PM
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#4039
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: In that cafe crowded with fools
Posts: 1,466
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Just call me NFH
He irritates the hell out of me. And yes, he just "retired" about a month ago. I guess he now wants to defend his name against the allegations of doping. So lame.
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Why was I born with such contemporaries?
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09-06-2005, 11:29 PM
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#4040
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Podunkville
Posts: 6,034
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Broken Flowers
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Originally posted by dtb
What are you talking about?
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Poor little lizard. He never knew what hit him. But we do -- and it's a Mack truck with "dtb" on its license plate. |
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09-06-2005, 11:43 PM
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#4041
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Appalaichan Trail
Posts: 6,201
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Broken Flowers
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Originally posted by Not Bob
Poor little lizard. He never knew what hit him. But we do -- and it's a Mack truck with "dtb" on its license plate.
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Poor little lizard?!? Your concern (while appreciated) is misplaced.
Lizards are very resilient. |
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09-06-2005, 11:51 PM
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#4042
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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Broken Flowers
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Originally posted by dtb
Poor little lizard?!? Your concern (while appreciated) is misplaced.
Lizards are very resilient.
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It's always the children who suffer the most?
For some reason, I'm craving (CRAVING) that velveeta-melted-with-rotel dip. Mmmmmmmm.
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I'm using lipstick again.
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09-07-2005, 01:57 AM
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#4043
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Consigliere
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pelosi Land!
Posts: 9,477
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Just call me NFH
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nononono
He irritates the hell out of me. And yes, he just "retired" about a month ago. I guess he now wants to defend his name against the allegations of doping. So lame.
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They had some San Francisco Grand Prix bike race running past our apartment this weekend.
On a sunday. In the fucking morning. And it was noisy.
Bells. Rattles. Whistles. Too much fucking cowbell.
I was tempted to throw scalding water at the riders/fans after the 10th lap.
F Lance. |
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09-07-2005, 10:33 AM
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#4044
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pop goes the chupacabra
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Just call me NFH
Quote:
Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
They had some San Francisco Grand Prix bike race running past our apartment this weekend.
On a sunday. In the fucking morning. And it was noisy.
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Would you rather they ran the race during rush hour on a Friday afternoon?
Oh, wait . . . |
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09-07-2005, 10:50 AM
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#4045
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: In that cafe crowded with fools
Posts: 1,466
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Just call me NFH
Quote:
Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
They had some San Francisco Grand Prix bike race running past our apartment this weekend.
On a sunday. In the fucking morning. And it was noisy.
Bells. Rattles. Whistles. Too much fucking cowbell.
I was tempted to throw scalding water at the riders/fans after the 10th lap.
F Lance.
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You lasted to the 10th lap before wanting to kill them? Patient!
Is it okay to refer to a Sunday morning as "fucking"? I'm pretty sure that is step one to eternal damnation, but I've gotten fuzzy on the details.
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Why was I born with such contemporaries?
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09-07-2005, 10:54 AM
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,743
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Just call me NFH
Quote:
Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
They had some San Francisco Grand Prix bike race running past our apartment this weekend.
On a sunday. In the fucking morning. And it was noisy.
Bells. Rattles. Whistles. Too much fucking cowbell.
I was tempted to throw scalding water at the riders/fans after the 10th lap.
F Lance.
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Get up, go outside, drink bloody marys and mock them. It's what I do if I'm not actually in the race.
Actually, I only mock the slow and fat ones.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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09-07-2005, 10:55 AM
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#4047
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Appalaichan Trail
Posts: 6,201
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Just call me NFH
Quote:
Originally posted by nononono
Is it okay to refer to a Sunday morning as "fucking"? I'm pretty sure that is step one to eternal damnation, but I've gotten fuzzy on the details.
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If that's how you spend your Sunday, what else would you call it? |
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09-07-2005, 11:02 AM
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#4048
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: In that cafe crowded with fools
Posts: 1,466
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Just call me NFH
Quote:
Originally posted by dtb
If that's how you spend your Sunday, what else would you call it?
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A day like any other?
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Why was I born with such contemporaries?
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09-07-2005, 11:04 AM
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
Posts: 86,129
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Just call me NFH
Quote:
Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Get up, go outside, drink bloody marys and mock them. It's what I do if I'm not actually in the race.
Actually, I only mock the slow and fat ones.
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Because those are the ones you've met running near you when you do race?
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I will not suffer a fool- but I do seem to read a lot of their posts
Last edited by Hank Chinaski; 09-07-2005 at 11:10 AM..
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09-07-2005, 11:08 AM
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#4050
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Podunkville
Posts: 6,034
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Just call me NFH
Quote:
Originally posted by nononono
You lasted to the 10th lap before wanting to kill them? Patient!
Is it okay to refer to a Sunday morning as "fucking"? I'm pretty sure that is step one to eternal damnation, but I've gotten fuzzy on the details.
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For Slave, that sort of thing (saying the phrase "Sunday Fucking Morning") actually reduces his likelihood of eternal damnation.
I hear you saying "whoa!" in a keanu-like way. It's a paradox, I know, but true. Kind of like a pitcher who gets shelled in his first game of the season lowering his earned run average in the next game despite giving up 10 runs.
Or think of it as three seconds he otherwise would have spent engaging in eyeball-licking with an underaged set of twins, prior to snorting a line of blow of their waxed private areas. |
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