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08-04-2006, 12:23 PM
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Since this is "Post an Article Day"
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Originally posted by taxwonk
Alas, I never had a mentor. Unlike MMMMMMMMM634-5789, I am not bitter.
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The Mentor thing is gay. We don't work in a cobbler's shop. I'm not some fucking apprentice. If a lawyer ever called me his protege I'd jump out the goddamned window. Gimme my bonus check and ignore me. You and I have nothing in common and I'm not interested in a thing you have to say. Just make sure the check clears. If you like me, great. If you don't, great.
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08-04-2006, 12:25 PM
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What comes by nature costs no money.
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Dissent, strenuously (almost to the point of giving myself a hernia). Character worked because it was so fucking odd and quirky it only popped up a few times, and have killer lines each time. Used frequently, those limited lines would dry up fast.
Agreed. But the voice was funny, since it sounds nothing like Steinbrenner and made Steinbrenner into a full on imbecile (not that he's not one IRL... just not the full on flaming idiot the show made him).
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Watched if three times last night. Once with commentary. Apparently, Seinfeld was dying the entire time. That's why they had to pan away from him so much.
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08-04-2006, 12:25 PM
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#4038
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What comes by nature costs no money.
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Originally posted by str8outavannuys
Some expensive Scotches are described as having "armpit" in their bouquet. Islays, mostly.
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Fair enough. You have given me something to shoot for.
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Since I'm a righteous man, I don't eat ham;
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08-04-2006, 12:30 PM
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Hey Spooky
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Originally posted by ironweed
"Tougher division" my Hank. Washington is an underrated powerhouse.
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Indeed. If you took out interleague play, the NL East records would be a lot better.
Mets 6-9
Phillies 5-13
Marlins 9-9
Braves 5-10
Nationals 7-11
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08-04-2006, 12:32 PM
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#4040
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Since this is "Post an Article Day"
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
The Mentor thing is gay. We don't work in a cobbler's shop. I'm not some fucking apprentice. If a lawyer ever called me his protege I'd jump out the goddamned window. Gimme my bonus check and ignore me. You and I have nothing in common and I'm not interested in a thing you have to say. Just make sure the check clears. If you like me, great. If you don't, great.
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Sebby you rock. Well said. |
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08-04-2006, 12:36 PM
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Since this is "Post an Article Day"
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
The Mentor thing is gay. We don't work in a cobbler's shop. I'm not some fucking apprentice. If a lawyer ever called me his protege I'd jump out the goddamned window. Gimme my bonus check and ignore me. You and I have nothing in common and I'm not interested in a thing you have to say. Just make sure the check clears. If you like me, great. If you don't, great.
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I'm glad to see that you're not bitter either.
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08-04-2006, 12:37 PM
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Since this is "Post an Article Day"
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Originally posted by taxwonk
I'm glad to see that you're not bitter either.
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I am bitter, but that's b/c I just tried to fix my contact lens after eating wasabi peas.
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08-04-2006, 12:39 PM
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Since this is "Post an Article Day"
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Originally posted by taxwonk
I'm glad to see that you're not bitter either.
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I'm actually not bitter at all. I just hate superfluous corporate crap. I don't like meetings because they back up the time I have to do work and play on the internet. I'm like Rubin Carter, "It's my work here, and I do it for pay, and when its over, I'd just as soon be on my way." I'd much rather sit here and fuck around with you people than talk to a bunch of fucking lawyers.
I love you all.
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08-04-2006, 12:42 PM
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Since this is "Post an Article Day"
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I'm actually not bitter at all. I just hate superfluous corporate crap. I don't like meetings because they back up the time I have to do work and play on the internet. I'm like Rubin Carter, "It's my work here, and I do it for pay, and when its over, I'd just as soon be on my way." I'd much rather sit here and fuck around with you people than talk to a bunch of fucking lawyers.
I love you all.
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That's eerie and what I was going to say. Sebby likes to cut thru the red tape, the inherent Buerocracy that is the law firm. So many ways law firms hang out first years to dry--you're on your own kid, a silly mentorship ain't gonna help with that shit.
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08-04-2006, 12:44 PM
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
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My New Halle?
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Hard to tell if she has (or doesn't have) them in those shots. That's why I'm waiting for the movie (or more exposure, sts). But they don't have to be big, as long as the waist is small and the stomach flat.
<sniff.> I miss the 10-toed Halle. <sniff.>
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Maybe if Halle started attending events fto support people who have lost digits you'd like her again?
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08-04-2006, 12:45 PM
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#4046
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Cash in on Mel Gibson's problems, Tom
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Now that so many posters have become toothless caricatures of their former selves
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HI!
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Originally posted by ironweed
we need a new firebrand to take up the, um, torch.
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A longtime lurker first time poster newberry perhaps?
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I wish more people was alive like me
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08-04-2006, 12:49 PM
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Since this is "Post an Article Day"
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I'm actually not bitter at all. I just hate superfluous corporate crap. I don't like meetings because they back up the time I have to do work and play on the internet. I'm like Rubin Carter, "It's my work here, and I do it for pay, and when its over, I'd just as soon be on my way." I'd much rather sit here and fuck around with you people than talk to a bunch of fucking lawyers.
I love you all.
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I'm like Clarence Carter:
"The other night I was strokin' my woman
And it got so good to her, you know what she told me
Let me tell you what she told me, she said:
'Stroke it Clarence Carter, but donīt stroke so fast
If my stuff ainīt tight enough, you can stick it up my'... WOO!"
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08-04-2006, 12:52 PM
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Cash in on Mel Gibson's problems, Tom
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Originally posted by taxwonk
No Hollywood MOT worth his Mercedes S55 AMG and 19 year old trophy wife would be caught dead serrving Honey Baked corned beef. They cook it in the same ovens with treyf, you meshuggeneh lox.
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"Treyf"?
Calling people "lox"?
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08-04-2006, 12:54 PM
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Cash in on Mel Gibson's problems, Tom
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
"Treyf"?
Calling people "lox"?
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AoN, I was sandwiched between two Jewish women and I was deemed an honorary Jew. So we came up with the term Ginger Lox since I am Asian. I thought it was fusion-like. |
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08-04-2006, 12:55 PM
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Since this is "Post an Article Day"
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I'm actually not bitter at all. I just hate superfluous corporate crap. I don't like meetings because they back up the time I have to do work and play on the internet. I'm like Rubin Carter, "It's my work here, and I do it for pay, and when its over, I'd just as soon be on my way." I'd much rather sit here and fuck around with you people than talk to a bunch of fucking lawyers.
I love you all.
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Second-degree whiff.
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