Fashion Board 11-2-03 - 12-09-03

[str8outavannuys]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I believe in diversity, not assimilation
peacekeeping, not policing
and that the beaver is a proud and noble animal

(heartwarming stuff. makes me want to drink a beer for some reason)

Because I love you:

http://www.videoclipstream.com/akamai/therant/rant.html

Click on the "play" icon on the lower left of the little tiny screen

[Not Bob]

The Vince Guaraldi "Charlie Brown Christmas" soundtrack -- I always break this one out early.

The new Liz Phair CD (the name escapes me) -- my wife heard the single on the local ClearChannelInfinity station, and had to have it.

Joni Mitchell's "Ladies of the Canyon." Last week it was "Blue."

A CD by the Donnas that the Not Bobette left in my car. It rawks.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
The book calls for compromising one's ideals in a man and being willing to tolerate humiliation. Dignity is for smug marrieds.

If you need a book to find a mate you should voluntarily take yourself out of the gene pool.

[Not Me]

The reason you want to do this is because (as I am sure you know from reading the FB), men always want to think they are with a hot chick. So if you look for a mate who is one looks category below your own (or 2 below if they have alot of money), you should be able to find one.

[bilmore]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
his last name looks like it is pronounced coochie. Surely there is a footnote in the bible that says I dont have to marry that kind of last name.

In your favor, you are approaching that age division at which a large number of now-married men will suddenly become single once again. There is a pronounced bump in the divorce rates right above your current age, having something to do with the average age at marriage compared to the average time to become dissatisfied, combined with the dread of the approaching decade marker. So, have patience. You will soon once again be inundated with guys.

[andViolins]

Originally posted by Not Me
That describes Dennis Kucinich to a T.

Well, not quite. The wonderful former boy-mayor of Cleveland actually has a nice head of hair.



aV

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
If you need a book to find a mate you should voluntarily take yourself out of the gene pool.

Sebby, direct this someplace else and learn to recognize a joke when you see it.

Edited to add, what I mean to say is, I do hope you're not suggesting that I am over 35 and unmarried. I mean, whoa, you're scaring me with the very idea!

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Sebby, direct this someplace else and learn to recognize a joke when you see it.

Plus, even within the joke, I don't think paigow intends to breed, just to (find a) mate. and as a fellow spinster (per raouaouaouaoal), I also can certify that I am not planning to breed. Of course, I also would be utterly incapable of following the directions in that book, from my skim of the review pp posted.

[Not Me]

Originally posted by andViolins
Well, not quite. The wonderful former boy-mayor of Cleveland actually has a nice head of hair.



aV

Good point. However, whenever I picture him in my mind, he is bald. Go figure.

[Bad_Rich_Chic]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
That's not as bad as your teacher telling you the Santa is a fake...santa is a fake

My first day of first grade, the teacher introduced herself to the class by saying "This is the First Grade - you're all big kids, now, you know there's no Santa, no Tooth Fairy, no Easter Bunny ..."

There were a lot of crying kids at recess that day.

Originally posted by Bad_Rich_Chic
My first day of first grade, the teacher introduced herself to the class by saying "This is the First Grade - you're all big kids, now, you know there's no Santa, no Tooth Fairy, no Easter Bunny ..."

There were a lot of crying kids at recess that day.

Was that your first year of explaining the history to the masses?

I can see it now... BRC holding court on the jungle gym...

Does anyone know of a good place in the NY area. Preferably Long Island where I can buy decent furniture for a good price.

P.S. for those of you who are wondering Dealtoy is finally getting off the fence. And I feel pretty damn good about it.

[Not Bob]

As I have done the last several years about this time, I give you the lyrics of one of my favorite Generic Winter Gift-Giving Holiday songs. Enjoy.

The Christians and the Pagans
Dar Williams

Amber called her uncle, said "We're up here for the holiday,
Jane and I were having Solstice; now we need a place to stay."
And her Christ-loving uncle watched his wife hang Mary on a tree,
He watched his son hang candy canes all made with Red Dye No. 3.
He told his niece, "Its Christmas Eve, I know our life is not your style,"
She said, "Christmas is like Solstice, and we miss you and its been awhile."

So the Christians and the Pagans sat together at the table,
Finding faith and common ground the best that they were able,
And just before the meal was served, hands were held and prayers were said,
Sending hope for peace on earth to all their gods and goddesses.

The food was great, the tree plugged in, the meal had gone without a hitch,
Till Timmy turned to Amber and said, "Is it true that you're a wtich?"
His mom jumped up and said, "The pies are burning," and she hit the kitchen,
And it was Jane who spoke, she said, "It's true, your cousin's not a Christian,"
"But we love trees, we love the snow, the friends we have, the world we share,
And you find magic from your God, and we find magic everywhere,"

So the Christians and the Pagans sat together at the table,
Finding faith and common ground the best that they were able,
And where does magic come from? I think magic's in the learning,
'Cause now when Christians sit with Pagans only pumpkin pies are burning.

When Amber tried to do the dishes, her aunt said, "Really, no, don't bother."
Amber's uncle saw how Amber looked like Tim and like her father.
He thought about his brother, how they hadn't spoken in a year,
He thought he'd call him up and say, "It's Christmas, and your daughter's here."
He thought of fathers, sons and brothers, saw his own son tug his sleeve, saying,
"Can I be a Pagan?" Dad said, "We'll discuss it when they leave."

So the Christians and the Pagans sat together at the table,
Finding faith and common ground the best that they were able,
Lighting trees in darkness, learning new ways from the old, and
Making sense of history and drawing warmth out of the cold.

[Flinty_McFlint]

1. Let it Be...Naked--The Beatles
2. Heavier Things (?)--John Mayer
3. Famous Among The Barn--Ben Taylor Band
4. Youth and Young Manhood--Kings of Leon
5. Self-titled--Los Lonely Boys (hi e/o!)
6. Fire in the City of Automaton--No Knife

[ThrashersFan]

Originally posted by Bad_Rich_Chic
My first day of first grade, the teacher introduced herself to the class by saying "This is the First Grade - you're all big kids, now, you know there's no Santa, no Tooth Fairy, no Easter Bunny ..."

There were a lot of crying kids at recess that day.

The "truth" about Santa, et al, like sex/safe sex, is one of those things that parents don't want to trust teachers to discuss with their children -- unfortunately, most of those parents never get around to handling the discussion themselves.

I still believe in Santa and as far as safe sex is concerned I have a child -- 'nuff said.