Removing the feeding tube from our aging hipster plaid pants

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I am proud of both. But my life is all about pointlessness.

FYI Fringey (and anyone else who cares), we are going to Canada. Toronto, actually. Not the most romantic of destinations, but free hotel room! Party on, Wayne.

I just know he is going to mock my people and our quaint customs.

Who is "we"? The twenty-eight year old? I hope this isn't an aging woman ploy to get impregnated just in the nick of time.

Have fun though. I love hotel sex.

Originally posted by spookyfish
No mention of Yale though. I don't think it's him.

str8 went to Yale?

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Who is "we"? The twenty-eight year old? I hope this isn't an aging woman ploy to get impregnated just in the nick of time.

Have fun though. I love hotel sex.

Is the hotel sex so great because of the time spent imagining who else has deposited their bodily fluids on the comforter since it was last washed or is there some other, less obvious draw?

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Who is "we"? The twenty-eight year old? I hope this isn't an aging woman ploy to get impregnated just in the nick of time.

Have fun though. I love hotel sex.

My dear, if I wanted babies, I would have stayed with my husband. And I'm not sure what you mean by aging. I don't partake in that.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I am proud of both. But my life is all about pointlessness.

FYI Fringey (and anyone else who cares), we are going to Canada. Toronto, actually. Not the most romantic of destinations, but free hotel room! Party on, Wayne.

I just know he is going to mock my people and our quaint customs.

People always ask me, "Buddy, why is it you never fall in love in Toronto?" Well, Toronto is a great place to raise a family—or a plant—but it's no place to fall in love.

http://www.kithfan.org/work/transcri.../budparis.html

[LessinSF]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Have fun though. I love hotel sex.

For $25 to go here, you would:

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by str8outavannuys
Being proud of being tall is about as pointless as being proud of having a big dick.

dissent. If i could have used them better, one could have gotten me on TV, and one could have gotten me in the movies.

I just had no moves to the hole

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Nah, I just don't think you're that watered down.

Now I will never share my Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster recipe with you.

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Now I will never share my Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster recipe with you.

Good, because my hand is tired.

[notcasesensitive]

It is touching, really.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
It is touching, really.

I only wish that were me. Wow. Nice.

[lactation lover]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
I think I would have to wait until after the baby (SURPRISE!!!), but it would give me time to squeeze some Berlitz in, which I can do at the same time as Kegels.

that is SO HOT!

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
I only wish that were me. Wow. Nice.

I kind of got the hint it wasn't you when she showed disdain for fried foods.

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Is the hotel sex so great because of the time spent imagining who else has deposited their bodily fluids on the comforter since it was last washed or is there some other, less obvious draw?

I think its bc there is something inherently seedy about it. Even if its a swank hotel. Maybe bc you can really just go nuts and not have to worry about trashing your own place?

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
My dear, if I wanted babies, I would have stayed with my husband. And I'm not sure what you mean by aging. I don't partake in that.

That wasn't personal. It was my SOTW