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06-03-2005, 03:43 PM
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#4051
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
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From the Things I Did Not Need To Know About BS file
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
no worries. I always compliment her breasts, and I think Thurgreed got her some crotchless undies with flowers for her birthday. Taxwonk finally moved on, but she does still get attention from the rest of us.
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I would have stuck with her but (i) Sebby's broken her of her love for blow jobs and (ii) put my dick where Thurgreed's has been? What, you think I want to die young?
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Send in the evil clowns.
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06-03-2005, 03:44 PM
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#4052
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From the Things I Did Not Need To Know About BS file
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Paigow's banging a married cat with kids? Good for her. Dick's dick, unless its small, right?
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The only homes I have wrecked have been kid free. |
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06-03-2005, 03:45 PM
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#4053
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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Fringey's sex life
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Alll riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight! SO now we know
1) That fringey will settle for non monogamy .
2) THat she is sexually alive and requiring
3) She would fuck a guy with kids from another marriage just so she can have sex. Is this the definitino of low standards?
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See, you put these interpretations on things. I'm not monogamous, so why would I expect him to be? And the kids don't really affect me except insofar as they affect his availability. I doubt I would ever encounter them, given that I think 20 miles is way too far to drive (and have told him that, but whatever).
Uh, I'm getting very LA in that I require my character to have a well-developed backstory. |
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06-03-2005, 03:46 PM
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#4054
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From the Things I Did Not Need To Know About BS file
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Nice TITS!
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THey havent been the same since college. |
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06-03-2005, 03:49 PM
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#4055
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,743
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From the Things I Did Not Need To Know About BS file
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Nice shoes. Is that velcro?
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GIS for "velcro shoes":
Huh.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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06-03-2005, 03:51 PM
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#4056
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What me, FIRED?!?
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: The Frat for homecoming
Posts: 62
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From the Things I Did Not Need To Know About BS file
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Again, if the guy doesnt suck in bed (or you arent married to him for more than six months), there wont be boredom issues.
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When you reference "the guy" are you referring to the pint of Haagen Dazs, the bottle of Shiraz, the Tivo box or the dog? Or are you unable to distinguish between them?
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I enjoy performing magic.
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06-03-2005, 03:51 PM
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#4057
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From the Things I Did Not Need To Know About BS file
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Also a good point. If I had a single admirable characteristic, I probably would have figured that one out.
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I know one! You have a magical disappearing post-run dick. |
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06-03-2005, 03:56 PM
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#4058
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My str8 Moment
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I don't think anyone could take the title from patentparanyc, even if she's been out for a year or longer. She's the permanent champ.
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I don't think a penske sock is eligible to enter the Dumb Open. |
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06-03-2005, 03:56 PM
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#4059
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,743
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From the Things I Did Not Need To Know About BS file
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
I know one! You have a magical disappearing post-run dick.
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True. It actually is fairly useful. I've started a run on a BDD and it doesn't feel very good.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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06-03-2005, 03:58 PM
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#4060
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From the Things I Did Not Need To Know About BS file
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Wandering Fucking Wacko?
Itchiness?
TM
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I wouldnt expect you to know WFW. Its Well Fucked Woman. |
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06-03-2005, 03:59 PM
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#4061
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Flaired.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out with Lumbergh.
Posts: 9,954
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From the Things I Did Not Need To Know About BS file
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
True. It actually is fairly useful. I've started a run on a BDD and it doesn't feel very good.
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I thought everyday was a BDD for you and your love anaconda, tiger. |
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06-03-2005, 04:01 PM
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#4062
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From the Things I Did Not Need To Know About BS file
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Originally posted by BloatedSlave
When you reference "the guy" are you referring to the pint of Haagen Dazs, the bottle of Shiraz, the Tivo box or the dog? Or are you unable to distinguish between them?
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I swing like fringey. Two bottles of shiraz. |
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06-03-2005, 04:02 PM
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#4063
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[intentionally omitted]
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
Posts: 18,597
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From the Things I Did Not Need To Know About BS file
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Originally posted by taxwonk
I would have stuck with her but (i) Sebby's broken her of her love for blow jobs and (ii) put my dick where Thurgreed's has been?
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Yeah. You've always had a problem with that...
except with donuts.
TM
Last edited by ThurgreedMarshall; 06-03-2005 at 04:05 PM..
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06-03-2005, 04:03 PM
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#4064
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 301
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From the Things I Did Not Need To Know About BS file
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Originally posted by taxwonk
(ii) put my dick where Thurgreed's has been? What, you think I want to die young?
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I don't think that bending over to put your dick in your mouth will cause you to die. You might pull a muscle in your back, but from what I've heard you're not likely to choke to death.
Further, you're several years past having the ability to die young.
Happy Friday. |
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06-03-2005, 04:04 PM
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#4065
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,743
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From the Things I Did Not Need To Know About BS file
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
I swing like fringey. Two bottles of shiraz.
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[IMG]http://rds.yahoo.com/S=96062883/K=low+boobs/v=2/SID=e/l=IVS/SIG=11vlb30v6/EXP=1117911858/*-http%3A//www.cyrell.net/Flash/Stuff/boobs.jpg[/IMG]
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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