Fashion Board 4-6-04 to 5-7-04

[Bad_Rich_Chic]

Originally posted by sunnybunny
As the Bunnyman's granny is a 90-year-old chain smoker with a penchant for whiskey, fast horses, and fast men, I'd say the chances of her lasting much longer aren't that great.

That's exactly the sort who'll live to 112. They seem to either drop stone dead by 60 or live for ever. And if she ain't dead yet ...

Oh, and RT: priests/whatever will usually consecrate a private graveyard on your farm, no problem (so long as your site has proper secular authorization). For people, not goldfish. Since most Christian sects now frown on accepting large bribes for favorable burial places in the churchyard/church, they haven't much interest in where you put Grandpa Jo one way or the other.

BR("Here I lie at the chapel door. Here I lie because I'm poor. The farther in, the more you pay, But here I lie as warm as they.")C

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Dude, you seemed to have crossed the threshold into leery, middleaged pervland.

Isn't this a threshold that all men cross? Let's be honest, we're all pervs -- it just doesn't start to get creepy until we hit a certain age.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Isn't this a threshold that all men cross? Let's be honest, we're all pervs -- it just doesn't start to get creepy until we hit a certain age.

Speak for yourself. I turned creepy at 14 and haven't looked back since.

TM

[Not Bob]

Bad news in Philly
Esche leaves game as Flyers romp
Clarke: refund my soul?

Avs claw back from edge
groaning "we're not quite dead yet"
Granato saves job?

Flames burn hated Wings
Stevie Y out; Chelly gone
can Hull lead them back?

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by baltassoc
I said Kermit, not Fozzie. And look at me; I know Muppets.

But who said that wasn't part of his patter? Of course, when I knew him, he was trying to bed the one chick, so he was on good behavior, but he still went in that direction some times.

Your friend has issues. Everyone knows that it was Gonzo who got the chicks. I always kinda had a thing for Janice, the groovy bass player for The Electric Mayhem.

[str8outavannuys]

Just had game 7
Now here comes another one
Mah nishtah nah ha lileh hazeh.

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
That site proves nothing. It looks to me like her tits are being held in place by her dress, which is pressing them up.

And even if it did show that she's had work done, they definitely haven't been enlarged, which was your original claim. They are real and at most, lifted a bit.

So, take a break from patting yourself on the back.

TM

Wrong., Enlarged. they were pancakes then they were grapefruits and now they are melons. Tape, smale. THat doesnt prodcut chemical ball looking tits. loot at lopez for example.

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I always kinda had a thing for Janice, the groovy bass player for The Electric Mayhem.

Implants.

I told you to put your canned posts on the most relevant board and not to Spam the rest of the site.

If anyone wants to read this post, it will remain on politics.

RT

[bilmore]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
What's weird and anachronistic about being burried in a plot on the family farm?

Twenty years later in a cemetery, nobody ever forgets, and says "how come we ain't plantin in that back twenty? Junior, you plow it up today and we'll plant it."

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by bilmore
Twenty years later in a cemetery, nobody ever forgets, and says "how come we ain't plantin in that back twenty? Junior, you plow it up today and we'll plant it."

Just think of it as an alternative form of compost.

[ABBAKiss]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Wrong., Enlarged. they were pancakes then they were grapefruits and now they are melons. Tape, smale. THat doesnt prodcut chemical ball looking tits. loot at lopez for example.

If anything, Jessica would have gotten a reduction. The girl had double DDs at age 12 or something like that. They got smaller when she lost a ton of weight a few years ago, but are now back up to normal.

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
If anything, Jessica would have gotten a reduction. The girl had double DDs at age 12 or something like that. They got smaller when she lost a ton of weight a few years ago, but are now back up to normal.

I think you have a case of the illogics. The first sentence and the last sentence dont match. Her tits deflated and drooped when she lost the weight.

[ABBAKiss]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
I think you have a case of the illogics. The first sentence and the last sentence dont match. Her tits deflated and drooped when she lost the weight.

And then sprang back up when she gained it back. She was down to 102 pounds a few years ago. Now she is probably about 120 or so, which is 17 pounds of TITS!!!!!

[sunnybunny]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
And then sprang back up when she gained it back. She was down to 102 pounds a few years ago. Now she is probably about 120 or so, which is 17 pounds of TITS!!!!!

The saddest thing about how fucking wrong you and Thurgropes are is that y'all have gotten so comfortable looking at fake tits you don't even know what real ones look like anymore.