Fashion Board 6-9-04 to 7-13-04

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
I was speaking more metaphorical-like.

I like Coach K, but the prospect of him coaching the Kobe is a little like throwing up into my beer and then having to drink it, IYKWIM.

Yes. Nice to know IKWYM.
Everyone, without fail has said essentially what you said. Why the hell would he leave being worshipped as a god to go to a hell-like environment. I guess I should ask Dennis Erickson. But he's probably drunker than me and wouldn't make much sense.

But 40 million reasons is quite convincing.

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
Oh I do know what you mean, that was some party. Who knew that nfh could be so convincing in that policewoman outfit?

At least I took your beer away after the 3rd urp.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
At least I took your beer away after the 3rd urp.

If you actually did this, your sex life would dry up, no?

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
At least I took your beer away after the 3rd urp.

You are a sweetheart, I must say.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
You won't have as much fun with someone else over your knee.

Will you accept my apology? I love Italy.

An apology like that? How could I not accept?

ETA ignore the Spartan. I plan to lose him in Greece. I just have a feeling he'll be more comfortable there.

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
If you actually did this, your sex life would dry up, no?

I am not a festive.

[patentparanyc]

Originally posted by taxwonk
An apology like that? How could I not accept?

ETA ignore the Spartan. I plan to lose him in Greece. I just have a feeling he'll be more comfortable there.

I thought PLF loved Greece?

"Greece, where men are men and sheep are nervous"

[the Spartan]

Originally posted by taxwonk
An apology like that? How could I not accept?

ETA ignore the Spartan. I plan to lose him in Greece. I just have a feeling he'll be more comfortable there.

Greece.....hmmmm.....here's an idea, maybe we can invite Fringey too and make it a foursome and scoresome, iykwim. It could be like that movie, Summer Lovers, only there would be 4 instead of 3, and it would be more festive than the Daryl Hannah and Valerie Quennennennessessen version, and none of us lovers would actually be native to Greece, tiko, nttawwt, and also less cinematic; but otherwise almost exactly the same. Life imitating art, baby!

Think about it and hit me up on my skyynett pager, on the d-l, fo shizz.

vista la playa. fo rizz!

[Anne Elk]

Originally posted by ironweed
They all laughed, yes, but I knew, deep down in my black little heart, that being a cynical, cheap, chain-smoking drunk would one day be enough to reel in the FB Betties by the bushel basket. But I did not know the day, nor the hour, of my rapture.

Now I know the day, and yea even the hour when the women of the FB finally lost their fucking minds. Love ya, ladies. Now let's get back to the sports talk, shall we?

What time do you want to meet at the pub for the game on Sunday? Shall we have fluffernutter before or after the game?

I'm worried about Greece. They've only had two days rest and Karagounis is out due to 2 yellow cards.

Originally posted by Anne Elk
What time do you want to meet at the pub for the game on Sunday? Shall we have fluffernutter before or after the game?

I'm worried about Greece. They've only had two days rest and Karagounis is out due to 2 yellow cards.

I am seriously considering heading out to Astoria for this - it will be quite a scene. But I think the Greeks will suffer for their lack of flair this time around, and Karagounis being out doesn't help. Prediction: Portugal 2-0 Greece.

Meet me at the Hellenos Diner on Ditmars Boulevard at about 2:00 - we'll have some coffee:

[patentparanyc]

Originally posted by ironweed
I am seriously considering heading out to Astoria for this - it will be quite a scene. But I think the Greeks will suffer for their lack of flair this time around, and Karagounis being out doesn't help. Prediction: Portugal 2-0 Greece.

Meet me at the Hellenos Diner on Ditmars Boulevard at about 2:00 - we'll have some coffee:

Te Kanis....I thought you wuz on the West Coast. [confused]

Please have a gyro with extra Tzatziki Sauce and rice and sauce for me if you go. Or some mousaka and Pastichio with some baklava tossed in. Astoria will be a madhouse. Have fun-Ooopa!

***Yanks and Mets 9 and 9. top of the 9th***

[Atticus Grinch]

[SlaveNoMore]

Atticus Grinch

I usually find Paris pretty hot.

But damn, she looks like she's been on a three-day coke binge in that picture.

Kinda like B-n-B before she started pumping out kids and wearing the haus-frau smock.

[Jack Manfred]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
It's just a fantasy. It's not the real thing.

"Sometime a fantasy [Oh Oh Oh Oh] is all you need."

eta: OK, someone else got that reference. So I'll add (on an unrelated topic) that Garcia probably wouldn't be interested in NFH anyway, if the reports I've heard are true.

And the prototype QB is 6'4" tall or more. While there are plenty of men that tall, that's 5 inches above average height. You do need to be able to see over the linemen (who are getting bigger at an increasingly festive rate). If you're 6' or under, you're probably headed to the CFL (which is where Garcia got his pro start).

And Sharapova makes Kournikova as obsolete as Lindsey Lohan makes the Olsen Twins.

And I can't believe that no one mentioned that the heir to the Versace fortune turned 18 last month. Maybe if her skanky aunt had taken her to a sex club, it would have hit the boards.

And if you've made an empire of marketing to tweeners, you really want to lay off the cocaine. Adults will forgive, children will forgive, but parents of children will not forgive such lapses.

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by patentparanyc
***Yanks and Mets 9 and 9. top of the 9th***

Yankee Schadenfreude Haiku (plus, I've loved the Mets since the days of Marvelous Marv Throneberry) for your Independence Day pleasure:

Jorge Posada
had bases full in the ninth
John Fucking Franco!