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notcasesensitive · 06-03-2005, 04:13 PM

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
are those jazz hands?

Indeed.

Carry on.

06-03-2005, 04:15 PM

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Yeah. You've always had a problem with that... except with donuts.

TM

The annoyingly large extra space did not make this post any funnier. Thought you should know.

IW

Hank Chinaski · 06-03-2005, 04:16 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Ew.

mmmmm ewe. I'm getting lamb chops for dinner!

sebastian_dangerfield · 06-03-2005, 04:22 PM

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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I think I like the new Weezer album better than I should. It is a bit wussy, but I never claimed to be a hard rock chick, so I'm okay with that.

I have "Man, you really freaked me out" (don't know what the title is) going through my head right now. Actually that should be my theme song.

ETA: other than the fact it is about abusive relationships. Really just the catchy sing-along line.

Its very Wussy. But there are about five solid tunes on it. Not Rick Rubin's best. Not at all. But even on a bad day, better than most of the slop being released.

This is a great fucking band, and a killer British rock album - "22-20s" (I forgot title of album) "22 Days" is as good a song as I've ever heard. These guys are the shit.

Alex_de_Large · 06-03-2005, 04:24 PM

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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
He's 23 and divorced and he has KIDS? Jesus, that puts conception of the oldest when he was 16. Fringey you be careful, this is not a really well-thought out guy.

I am co-counsel on a case with a guy who is 30 and has a 13 year old son.

sebastian_dangerfield · 06-03-2005, 04:26 PM

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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
That's really sad. Compliments are always good, even if repetitive. To only compliment to get something in return (like, forgiveness in your example, I guess) is disterning* to me. I would be upset if I were your wife and I never heard compliments. And I am VERY low maintenance in general.

*I made this word up - a cross between disturbing and concerning.

I compliment the tits and ass all the time. The face needs no compliment. Its assumed if you're with someone, you dig their face.

I don't compliment the hair because I think its an overcomplimented item. I compliment the clothes, of course.

Hank Chinaski · 06-03-2005, 04:26 PM

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Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
I am co-counsel on a case with a guy who is 30 and has a 13 year old son.

tell him you want to see everything before he files it.

robustpuppy · 06-03-2005, 04:29 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I compliment the tits and ass all the time. The face needs no compliment. Its assumed if you're with someone, you dig their face.

I don't compliment the hair because I think its an overcomplimented item. I compliment the clothes, of course.

Assumed? I guess so, but really, you are so silly. It means more to me when a man compliments my face than when he compliments my tits or ass.

On a side note, for face and tits, it's easy for me to say thank you, but with the ass, I have to fight the urge to say "really?"

Anne Elk · 06-03-2005, 04:31 PM

Dave Chappelle appears in LA

sebastian_dangerfield · 06-03-2005, 04:34 PM

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Originally posted by Not Bob
Sebby, my boy, it was an obtuse comment -- I apologize for the confusion. As Hank noted, my version of cheating is complimenting hair on women who are not my wife.

But your post raises interesting questions -- she never changes her hairstyle at all? Of course she does. So, compliment it.

Does she put it up for black-tie events? Tell her how sophisticated she looks. Does she wear it in a pony tail when she works out? Tell her it reminds you of when you first met her while jogging around the track at the old alma mater. Have you never kissed her when she just finished washing it? Tell her how good it smells.

As a rule, I don't compliment women who I'm not involved with too often. I'll objectively tell anyone she's hot or not if she asks, but I feel uncomfortable just coming out and saying "Your [hair, eyes, dress, outfit, body, whatever] looks great." I do the soft flirt like everybody else, but I don't like to make a habit of it. The soft flirt drives me nuts because its all sizzle, no pop.

Replaced_Texan · 06-03-2005, 04:38 PM

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Alll riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight! SO now we know

1) That fringey will settle for non monogamy .
2) THat she is sexually alive and requiring
3) She would fuck a guy with kids from another marriage just so she can have sex. Is this the definitino of low standards?

No. Fringy won't fuck republicans. She has standards.

sebastian_dangerfield · 06-03-2005, 04:42 PM

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Assumed? I guess so, but really, you are so silly. It means more to me when a man compliments my face than when he compliments my tits or ass.

On a side note, for face and tits, it's easy for me to say thank you, but with the ass, I have to fight the urge to say "really?"

The face is the barrier to entry. If its busted goods, you usually don't pass go. I just assume when I say "Damn, you look hot," that includes the face.

"Your face looks great" seems strange to say. Don't know why exactly. Maybe because, unlike tits, legs, ass, you can't change the way it looks by what you're wearing or by exercise. Who knows. I have my chore for the evening. I'm going to go home with flowers, tell the old lady her hair looks radiant and then comment about her excellent cheekbones.

Then I'll dig into the vodka and turn myself into Frankenvader by 9 pm, at which point we'll go out to dinner. Ahhhh, blessed subruban bliss. The American Dream. Alcoholism and 2/3 star restaurants. I'm thinking sushi. Some joint where I can watch cougars at the bar.

Hank Chinaski · 06-03-2005, 04:45 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield

I'm thinking sushi.

You know the leaves* you get with sashimi? I love that taste, but why do they only give you 1 or 2, and why none of the leaves with sushi?

too bad flower isn't here. this had to be part of his training.

*these

robustpuppy · 06-03-2005, 04:46 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
"Your face looks great" seems strange to say. Don't know why exactly. Maybe because, unlike tits, legs, ass, you can't change the way it looks by what you're wearing or by exercise. Who knows. I have my chore for the evening. I'm going to go home with flowers, tell the old lady her hair looks radiant and then comment about her excellent cheekbones.

Then I'll dig into the vodka and turn myself into Frankenvader by 9 pm, at which point we'll go out to dinner. Ahhhh, blessed subruban bliss. The American Dream. Alcoholism and 2/3 star restaurants. I'm thinking sushi. Some joint where I can watch cougars at the bar.

Who says "your face looks great" ? Try "you're purty."

And a compliment still has meaning to the recipient if it's not about something over which she has control.

Well, unless it's a compliment about your big dick. Being proud of having a big dick is like being proud of having 32 teeth, or something like that. I forget how that old saw goes.

ThurgreedMarshall · 06-03-2005, 04:49 PM

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Originally posted by Not Bob
If getting ABBA and bn'b hot is wrong, I don't wanna be right.

They could get hot alone in an ice factory.

TM