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Hank Chinaski · 09-07-2005, 02:26 PM

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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I make really good fried okra.

yer maw and them, do they put the steak gravy 'o the fry okri?

Hank Chinaski · 09-07-2005, 02:27 PM

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Originally posted by dtb
Hank -- are you paying attention?

It should have been "well fried okra," correct?

sebastian_dangerfield · 09-07-2005, 02:28 PM

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Originally posted by nononono
You lasted to the 10th lap before wanting to kill them? Patient!

Is it okay to refer to a Sunday morning as "fucking"? I'm pretty sure that is step one to eternal damnation, but I've gotten fuzzy on the details.

Every sunday morning should be "a fucking sunday morning"... in a variety of ways, for a variety of reasons.

baltassoc · 09-07-2005, 02:29 PM

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Originally posted by dtb
And what would you know from a proper dinner party?

The man probably doesn't even own a deviled egg plate.

ltl/fb · 09-07-2005, 02:30 PM

Do courts ever sanction people who are representing themselves?

ETA or are they all nicey-nicey? What if the guy showed up to court in shorts?

sebastian_dangerfield · 09-07-2005, 02:31 PM

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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
I got a phone call on my cell phone this morning while I was sitting at the salon with tinfoil on my head. The caller was nearly impossible to understand because she was crying so hard, and I nearly clicked off the phone, until I heard her say the name "Pat C".

Over the weekend, I got an email from someone I know who is involved in greyhound rescue. She told me a long, sad story about an evacuee from New Orleans who had left her beloved and aging greyhound behind when she fled the city. She was now beside herself and looking to find her dog. Like finding a needle in a haystack, huh?

But I got the dog's name, and luckily the owner was able to tell me the dog's racing name. I made some phone calls to the National Greyhound Association and was able to get the dog's ear tattoo numbers. With that information, I was able to give a definitive description of the dog to the Humane Society network, and Pat C Roundandaround, now known as Rounder, was located in a Valdosta, Georgia kennel. Owner and Rounder were reunited this morning after a shelter worker offered to drive the freaked out dog to Memphis, where the dog's owners are camped out.

Suffice it to say, Rounder's owners were worried sick about their pooch, and having him back is one less thing for them to worry about.

eta... wow, this is my 2,000th post.

That’s damn nice of you. If I ever meet you, I'll buy you a drink.

Oh, and I hope your perm turns out well. Or is that “good”?

sebastian_dangerfield · 09-07-2005, 02:33 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Do courts ever sanction people who are representing themselves?

ETA or are they all nicey-nicey? What if the guy showed up to court in shorts?

Never seen it. I’ve seen them yell at pro se litigants, but you can’t sanction blood from a stone...

ltl/fb · 09-07-2005, 02:35 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Never seen it. I’ve seen them yell at pro se litigants, but you can’t sanction blood from a stone...

This assjack has filed frivolous crap up the wazoo. And I know he has some money -- we are paying him a pension monthly. I'm sure it could be garnished.

Shape Shifter · 09-07-2005, 02:40 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
This assjack has filed frivolous crap up the wazoo. And I know he has some money -- we are paying him a pension monthly. I'm sure it could be garnished.

http://www.choof.org/news/kissmyass.txt

(SFW)

robustpuppy · 09-07-2005, 02:41 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
That’s damn nice of you. If I ever meet you, I'll buy you a drink.

Oh, and I hope your perm turns out well. Or is that “good”?

It's cute how you pretend not to know what the tinfoil is for ... as if you've never brightened up that magnificent mane of yours, or at least considered it.

andViolins · 09-07-2005, 02:43 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
This assjack has filed frivolous crap up the wazoo. And I know he has some money -- we are paying him a pension monthly. I'm sure it could be garnished.

Is this his first lawsuit or does he have a past practice? You could always look into your state's vexatious litigation statute. Or, just go have a cookie. By the time you finish it, you'll feel right as rain.

aV

Shape Shifter · 09-07-2005, 02:44 PM

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
It's cute how you pretend not to know what the tinfoil is for ... as if you've never brightened up that magnificent mane of yours, or at least considered it.

Oh. I thought it was to block the radio transmissions from UFOs.

sebastian_dangerfield · 09-07-2005, 02:44 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
This assjack has filed frivolous crap up the wazoo. And I know he has some money -- we are paying him a pension monthly. I'm sure it could be garnished.

Hit him with your state's version of a frivolous litigation claim. Take a default when he fails to answer and you'll get costs and fees on top. Then try to execute against him on the judgment. This tends to stop the hyperlitigious.

dtb · 09-07-2005, 02:44 PM

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
It's cute how you pretend not to know what the tinfoil is for ... as if you've never brightened up that magnificent mane of yours, or at least considered it.

Honey -- you are one lucky gal.

Hank Chinaski · 09-07-2005, 02:45 PM

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Originally posted by andViolins
just go have a cookie. By the time you finish it, you'll feel right as rain.

aV

Better listen to him Fringey, he's pre-med!