imaginary friends to fill the void that is your gaping gash.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
I say bypass that whole wretched generation and just give it to William when the time comes. Any man who gets involved with Tawny Kittaen doesn't deserve a title.

William is gay? damn.

[mmm3587]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
...testosterone spray...

Is that what the official name for it is?

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by mmm3587
Is that what the official name for it is?

Yes. And why do you want to know?

Actually it's called MDTS spray which stands for MadDogTestosteroneSpray spray.

[str8outavannuys]

Originally posted by taxwonk
Yep. He's talking out his ass. Which, by the way, definitely ain't kosher.

Speaking of which, did anybody see "The Hebrew Hammer," either in its very brief theatrical run or on Comedy Central? Pretty funny stuff, at least the first 20 minutes (which is what I watched while getting dressed this morning).

sample bit: At the Jewish Justice League meeting, there are distinguished elders behind various microphones and name-plates (anti-defamation league, talmudic council). There's a name-plate for "federation of jewish athletes," with nobody behind the microphone.

[ABBAKiss]

Originally posted by str8outavannuys
Pretty funny stuff, at least the first 20 minutes (which is what I watched while getting dressed this morning).

How many layers are you wearing?

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by str8outavannuys
Speaking of which, did anybody see "The Hebrew Hammer," either in its very brief theatrical run or on Comedy Central? Pretty funny stuff, at least the first 20 minutes (which is what I watched while getting dressed this morning).

sample bit: At the Jewish Justice League meeting, there are distinguished elders behind various microphones and name-plates (anti-defamation league, talmudic council). There's a name-plate for "federation of jewish athletes," with nobody behind the microphone.

You've seen enough. There are a few laughs of a similar vein in the rest of it, but they're not worth sitting through the rest of the movie.

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
You've seen enough

Didn't we see that one in Airplane!?

"Do you have any light reading?"
"How about this pamphlet on Jewish sports heroes?"

[note: I'll take Sandy Koufax to start, and Hank Greenberg at least for the bench, on any number of all-time baseball all-star teams]

[Bad_Rich_Chic]

Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
"You're getting sleepier and sleepier."

No - YOU are!

[Bad_Rich_Chic]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
If you rip part of someone's ear off in rugby by mistake, I don't imagine you get charged with assault.

I can confirm that, no, you don't.

Parts of fingers, either.

[andViolins]

College never had stuff like this when I was there:

NAKED AMBITION
BU’s Boink offers porn for the people
Nine months ago, Harvard planted the seed with H-Bomb, the controversial student-run tit-and-lit mag. College sex proved fertile ground in Boston — surprise, surprise — and this Thursday marks the launch of Boink magazine, the Boston University take on student skin. But Boink is less the offspring of H-Bomb than its competitive (and more rebellious) younger sibling. Unlike H-Bomb, which Harvard sanctioned and funded, Boink got neither funding nor endorsement from BU. (An official statement warned, "The University does not endorse, nor welcome, the prospective publication Boink.") And unlike H-Bomb, Boink isn’t being peddled as literary or artistic. "Call a spade a spade," says 21-year-old founder and editor Alecia Oleyourryk, a BU senior studying magazine journalism, and also one of the models on the cover. "This is porn."

http://www.bostonphoenix.com/boston/...s/04461025.asp

www.boinkmagazine.com

aV

[NotFromHere]

OK gang, only 4 more shopping days until Valentine's Day. I am getting taken out to dinner. My husband bought me diamond earrings last year and says that I broke him.
I like the usual things - jewelry, chocolate. I'm not a big fan of the flowers that die in 2 days.

What are you guys getting?

Here's a sad story from one woman...

Q: My husband is the most unromantic man on earth. If he remembers Valentine’s Day at all, he gets me something like a flashlight. How can I make him understand that a household tool is not a suitable gift?

A flashlight. If I got a flashlight for Valentine's Day I can assure you that unless it made a humming noise when turned on, that flashlight would be used to beat a husband.

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
I am getting taken out to dinner.

Harumph time. Valentine's day restaurant offerings have to be the biggest scam in the business. Limited menu selection, generally with a required selection of courses, generally indifferent service, typically a rush to flip the table, and unaccomodating maitre d'hotels/hostesses. Ugh.

I'll cook myself, thanks, and go out some other time.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)

I'll cook myself, thanks,

mmmmm, burger.

[mmm3587]

Originally posted by mmm3587
Is that what the official name for it is?

I've heard a lot of euphemisms for it before, but never "testosterone spray."

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Harumph time. Valentine's day restaurant offerings have to be the biggest scam in the business. Limited menu selection, generally with a required selection of courses, generally indifferent service, typically a rush to flip the table, and unaccomodating maitre d'hotels/hostesses. Ugh.

I'll cook myself, thanks, and go out some other time.

It's not much of a present if I have to shop, cook, and/or clean up afterwards. Which I guarantee will happen. It was his idea. It's better than nothing.

Plus, I usually don't wear the diamonds to cook.
And yes, the prix fixe offerings are kind of a drag - especially when one has food allergies.